~ GAIAN Voice~ November 22, 2009~

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GAIAN News
Sunday
November 22, 2009

~Gaia's Monthly Collectibles: Unicorn and Royal Wizard~

By: Glamorous Dandelion

November 2009 Monthly Collectible was introduced last Sunday, 15th of November 2009. When [NPC] Rina, a GAIA Staff,
announced that the MC already arrived, people immediately made reviews about the new limited items. The Unperfect Angel commented, "I like them. Kind of. I
can't imagine I would wear them, but then I might change my mind in the future and want them for something. xD " Frankwright declared, "GAIA is getting better and better on the MC'S each month... They're awesome!" Willa Wonderland quoted, "...It's better than last month's..."
They are now available on stores, such as Walmart, and CVS Pharmacy for $2.50, and on the marketplace: Unicorn costs 74,390, and the Royal Wizard costs 74,350
So come on and buy one on the nearest store near you!

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~Thanksgiving~

By: XxThe Piano MasterxX

Okay, look, first off. I didn’t want to write this so called ‘speech’ about Thanksgiving. It was a school assignment on what Thanksgiving meant to me. Well, the first thing that pops into mind is turkey and pie. But that’s not really about what Thanksgiving means, just the food… Now I’m hungry. Anyways, Thanksgiving… Lets see…
Thanksgiving is a time where family and friends have a good time together. Eating, talking, laughing. But most of all, your thanks for everything you have. Isn’t that why its called Thanksgiving? You should ALL be thankful for whatever you have. Thankful for parents especially, all of you, your parents give you a place at their table, feed you, care for you. They have done so much for you, you should be extremely thankful for them. With out them, what would you do? You wouldn’t be so pampered, and if you aren’t thankful then I shall come and eat you! Just kidding, if your not thankful, think about other kids who don’t have parents. Like some African kids, they don’t have parents and have to work, cook, clean, and even care for their own siblings!
Ever think that you don’t want to go to school? Think that it’s useless? Well some kids drop out of school, walking miles, to get water from a river, or ditch that’s not even clean! While you just whine about school, and get water from your sink! Take some time and think about it…. What do you have to be thankful for?

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Question and Answer
By: Glamorous Dandelion

Question:
1. What are you thankful for?

2. What are you going to do on Thanksgiving?

Replies:

Seabach

1. That my parents are still alive and functioning despite a life threatening disease.

2. My father will coming home from out of state work on that day. We are gonna eat the next day.

Wolfy Amadeus

1. I'm thankful for friends....

2. I'm going to eat lots of turkey and mashed potatoes with my family and girlfriend.

sweetviolenturge

1. Super thankful for my boyfriend, for his understanding of my crazy obssions, without them I'd go nuts...


2. My bf is coming down and we and my mom and dad are going to my sister's and her husband's to have thanksgiving.

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Thanksgiving Riddles

By: www.guy-sports.com/humor/

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Thanksgiving Funny Riddles

By: http://holidays.kaboose.com

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims

Which cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays

What has feathers and webbed feet?
A turkey wearing scuba gear

How can you send a turkey through the post office?
Bird class mail

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?

What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A jerky turkey

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
A smirky turkey

Why did the man invest in feathers?
He heard the stock market was going down

What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
French flies

What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
Beets me

How do you make gold soup?
Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)

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