WANTED: FARIS

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STATUS: CAPTURED


With the help of the community, Durem PD officials have captured Faris, the suspected bomber of the H&R Wesley shop. Faris, operating under the alias Dr. F. Kale, has been attempting to hide amongst the community for some time. Thanks to an anonymous tipster, he was captured this morning while falsely accusing a local community actor.

Authorities would like to thank the community for their assistance in tracking down this armed and dangerous fugitive. Everyone who assisted the authorities by sending in information will receive an undisclosed special reward.

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