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~About Me~


I am:

-A guy.
-From California
-Gay. If you don't like it, that's fine with me, honestly. We're all free to have our own opinions... of course, in my opinion, your opinion isn't worth d**k, but that's alright. :3
-Obsessed with writing. I'm a microbiology major, actually, but I love writing. And reading. So, please, bring on the novel-posts. I will type just as much as you. Or, at least, I'll try.
-NOT interested in your forum, group role plays, or what have you. I am HERE to role play HERE. Not somewhere else.
-Mildly colorblind. I cannot differentiate colors very well, so please don't use any really light fonts, alright? <3 Thanks. If you use a font I can't see, I can't reply to you.
-More often than not, I am willing to start the role play. I will, however, expect YOU to initiate character interaction. If I start, you initiate character interaction. If you start, I initiate character interaction. Fair?
-Darkly sardonic. I've got a funny sense of humor. It generally shows up in my rp posts, even if it's not showing up here.
-I may or may not respond every single day. You have to be ok with that and not go all, 'Ahhh! ;_; Why don't you love me anymoooooore?' just because I don't respond immediately. I hate that.

I try to type at least three paragraphs per post, and I would appreciate it if you did the same. No, I won't go all 'rawr, eat yer face!1!' if you post below that, because I understand that not all posts require that much. Basically... uhh... just put effort into it. I'll mirror-post.

I can play males, females, guys, girls, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbians... a good writer can write from all points of view. While the main romance in this role play will be between men, I have no qualms to side-romances occurring.

I don't care if you're male or female or something in between. Your sex/gender identity does not matter to me, so long as you can role play a decent male character.

If you "only play ukes", kindly remove yourself from the thread, alright? I am only interested in SekexSeke or SemexSeme. <3 No hard feelings.

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~Rules~


- Please be at least 17 years old. This is a comfort thing for me, ok? I don't care if you're 'mature for your age'. I am not comfortable with role playing romance with anyone younger than that. That's my problem.
-While on the topic of age... don't make your main character under 20 years old, please. My men like other men. Not children. Again, we will follow the ToS.
-No anthros. Ever. Just... no. I won't even apologize for this one.
- Please return all whiny ukes to the closet. In fact, it’s best not to bother me with uke characters at all. Give me seke or seme. I won’t accept ukes at all. God, I despise boiling down a character to such a stupid stereotype...
-While we’re on the topic of dominance and all that, allow me to tell you this: the more aggressive your character is, the more aggressive mine will be. Just because I love seme/seme or seke/seke.
-Please, use the third person and past tense when role playing. Thank you.
-When you PM me, I expect you to have some sort of an idea of what you want to do. I don’t want to play the ‘I Dunno, What do You Wanna Do?’ game.
-When you PM me, please don't just say, 'hai wanna rp?!1?'. I like to know at least something about the person I'm rping with.
-If you talk to me, please, put some effort into it. I understand a few typos here and there... I'm actually pretty lenient about spelling and grammar. But, if you make mistakes every few words, then I will ignore you. I'm sorry, but if you make that many mistakes---and then proclaim yourself to be a grammar nut---I will just laugh at you. Same if you send a particularly pathetic introduction. I like replies to be at least three paragraphs long. Say it with me now: pair-uh-graffs. Good! You deserve a cookie.
-I will follow the ToS. I expect you to do so as well.

Sidenote: Here's a tip to rping with me: Your character MUST be curious. Please? <3 My characters tend to be extremely secretive. Every single action, every little thing they do... it can be a clue to their past or something. I adore mysteries like that.

EXAMPLE: Let's say a character has a gun. He's rather lousy at hand-to-hand combat, and physically weak. But, when attacked, instead of going for the gun, he uses his fists. I want you to wonder, 'Why would someone do that?'. I want you to wonder these things. If you do that, I will love you forever. <3

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Number of hearts reflects how much I want it. Underlined characters are the ones that I play.

Harry Potter: Marauder’s Era
Sirius x Remus <3<3<3
May be open to other pairings for this. Convince me. :3 I’m pretty easy-going as far as canon versus non-canon goes. Just don’t be an a** and send me plot spoilers, ok? I’ve only read up to Order of the Phoenix.

There are a few pairings I will NEVER do:
SeverusxSirius. Nothnkx. I don't see BURNING HATRED as a sign of affection.


Plot for Marauders! <3<3<3
This is set in the seventh year, just after when Sirius spends the entire summer with James on account of his family throwing him out. Here's the basic plot:

It's been a rough summer for Sirius and Remus, although for pretty different reasons. Sirius recently ran away from home and went off to live with James for the rest of the summer. There was drinking involved. There was also drunken wrestling matches and, on Sirius's part, there was... well... attraction. Not to James, exactly, but to a male. So, the legendary lover---- I figure he's a bit of a player like James---has set his eyes on the same sex for the first time. Whether or not he sets his eyes on Remus as his next conquest is up to you.
Remus was left alone all summer, making him feel a little... well... pissed off at his friends. Not that he shows it, but it certainly is boiling in him a bit. The thing about werewolves is that they can only take so much pressure; when he snaps, poor Sirius happens to be in the room. Now, Remus already knows he likes guys; he hasn't really told his friends, but figures it doesn't matter much. Surprise, Sirius.
And, at the same time, there's another werewolf on the prowl in Hogsmeade. Not really vicious or anything, but... curious. He's a year or two older than the Marauders and has recently taken up a job in the village. He also likes Sirius. A lot. The thing about werewolves is that they are highly territorial. And naturally aggressive towards each other, until they figure out who is the stronger. This annoys Remus even more, since he naturally wants to assert his 'claim' over Sirius and... yeah. Stuff happens. >.>
Also, Lily tells James that she'll go out with him when 'Sirius and Remus start snogging'. She uses this phrase the same way someone else would use 'When pigs fly'. James doesn't realize this. Hilarity ensues.



This entire plot is really just an excuse to get Wolf!Remus to carry a dead turkey or something to Padfoot and wag his tail at him. Because that’s just adorable. <3

If you have ideas to tag onto this, or plots of your own, please share them.

As a sidenote, I'm not a huge stickler for keeping things canon. I'd like you to stay as true to the character's personalities as possible, but bits of history can be fudged and shifted around a bit. Other characters can also be fudged. Want to claim that Lucius Malfoy is totally gay for James Potter? Fine! Cool with me. So long as he remains a pretentious d**k and all.

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Dark Modern Fantasy
Vampire/Werewolf/Demon x Slayer <3<3<3<3
This genre is pretty much ‘Vampires’ but with all the trimmings. I enjoy having all sorts of creatures involved in this. And I have several plot ideas too. There can be a lot of variances here depending on whether the general public knows about the existence of otherworldly creatures, whether the existence of Slayers is known, and stuff like that. As a side note, I particularly enjoy coming up with bizarre half-assed biological explanations for things about otherworldly creatures.

Oh yeah. If you plan on playing a werewolf/wolf demon or something... keep in mind that I don't like neko-s**t or whatever that's called. No cat/wolf ears, pls? I don't mind mild features, like pointed ears or something, but outright wolf ears just confuse me.

One more thing... I. Hate. Twilight. Keep your damn sparkly twinkletoed vampires out of my rp.

Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down <3<3<3<3
This plot requires a Vampire.
Alright, this plot needs some serious help as there are a lot of rough-edges that need to be sanded out, buffed, and then shined up like new. But, if well-played, I think it could be a lot of fun. It requires a Vampire and a bit of background information on how I see Vampires… Ok, so Vampires are immortal to aging, disease, and all those usual mortal issues. They can be killed, obviously, but it isn’t easy. At a certain age, a Vampire can create a blood-bond from a mortal or even more than one. The trick is finding that mortal… you see, for some reason, it only works with certain mortals. Your Vampire in particular has been having trouble finding a possible blood bond. When he finally does find one, guess who it is? A Slayer or someone who later becomes a Slayer. No surprise, the mortal bolts and the chase is on.
Fast forward a couple years to when the Vampire sees the Slayer’s picture in the paper and goes out to find him. There may be kidnapping involved. There will probably be seduction involved (although by who on whom is in the air for now; I’d like for it to be mutual).
To keep this from being bogged down and becoming another, ‘Eee! I have been kidnapped! Oh, ravish me now, you great sexy beast!’ role play, I’m looking for little twists. This is why this plot needs serious help.

Mob Rules <3<3
For this plot, any otherworldly creature can do. :3
The Slayers have always been a thorn in the sides of Vampires and werewolves everywhere. Or stake in the chest, as the case may be. It used to be fairly easy to track down the annoying bastards, but these days, the Slayers are far more organized than they used to be. But, after the dint of digging and searching for information, they eventually come up with information on one Slayer. My character.

Someone hires your character to kidnap my character.

(Damn, I bet you lost interest right there; I don't blame you. Kidnapping rps quickly degenerate into a shlog of sex and boredom, but hang in there; I'm going somewhere with this).

BUT! What the Vampires and werewolves and my character don't know is that the Slayers had planned for this. As I said, they're really clever little bastards. Apparently, they decided my character was a risk to the organization and took steps to try and get rid of him and get rid of major Vampires at the same time. In other words, they're hoping that his kidnapper will eventually lead them to some big names. Once that happens, the Slayers plan on swooping in and killing everyone. Nice and neat.

Course, that doesn't work and, boy oh boy, is my Slayer pissed. Call it Stockholm Syndrome if you like, but me? I'll call it, "Forget women; Hell hath no fury like a man utterly pissed off, now give me a gun already, damnit."

The Service on This Train Sucks a** <3
I think any otherworldly creature could do for this plot, but a Vampire would be best.
It takes place in Russia, for those who are interested. The basic plot is this: my Slayer is off tracking down a specific Vampire---your Vampire--- in Russia. Since he doesn’t like the cold, he’s taking the train. Surprise, surprise, your Vampire is also on the train, although neither of them realizes the presence of the other. Something goes wrong on the train, leading to a massive crash and general confusion for everyone. Guess who survives? Miles away from civilization, the two have to form a temporary alliance to stay alive.

The Enemy of my Enemy <3<3<3<3<3<3
Any otherworldly creature would do for this plot; it does, however, require your character to be pretty high-standing in the otherworldly community.
The Slayers have a small problem… see, a lot of their agents are currently elsewhere at the moment. This is bad because my Slayer was injured not too long ago; he cannot depend on other Slayers for protection because they’re all too busy with their own things. One high-standing Slayer has decided to call in a few favors from the Vampiric community, namely your Vampire. In exchange for keeping my Slayer safe, your character---and his coven---gain protection from the Slayers. Drama in this plot mostly comes just from sexual frustration and the like.

Control <3<3<3<3<3<3!!
[reworking plot!]
For most of the history of the world, Slayers have always worked in the shadows, keeping mortals safe from things they couldn't possibly comprehend. A good part of that job was keeping mortals ignorant as well; the governments knew about the existence of otherworldly creatures as well as the existence of Slayers, but what were they going to do about it? Tell the whole world and create mass panic?
...
Yeah. That's exactly what happened. News of otherworldly creatures broke out worldwide, creating mass hysteria. Within weeks of the discovery, it became mandatory for otherworldly beings---werewolves, Vampires, demons, etc---to register. Without being registered, it would be impossible for them to get help (blood from blood banks and similar). In theory, the registration was supposed to make things easier for Slayers. If a Vampire was responsible for a crime, it was argued, then they could just look up the registry and see whoever was close by! It had to be them, right?
Wrong. What people failed to understand was that criminals didn't obey the law.
And Caleb is quite unhappy about this. He had the world working just the way he liked it, thank you very much. The Slayer had been making some actual progress with creating treaties, but the registration ruined any hope of that happening. Now his contacts no longer trust him, thinking that he is only going to turn them in. So, one night, when he comes across a group of Slayers---or normal mortals, whatever---kicking the s**t out of a Vampire, he interrupts.
After all, the Vampire could be more useful alive than dead...

This plot also works with demons, by the way. Or werewolves.

Ok, recap: basically, my character saves your character and takes him home to make him all better. More or less. Caleb is not soft and fluffy, mind you. He does this mainly because he wants to make his own life easier, and he doesn't mind breaking rules to do so. He's also a Seer. A pretty damn lousy one, but a Seer nonetheless.


Vampiric Lore: Just because so many people have different views on Vampires and stuff like that, I decided to write down my own views. These are only guidelines. I will not insist that you follow these to the letter or anything. :3

- Immortal to aging, obviously.
- No known diseases.
- Vulnerable to mercury. (I got this from the silver thing; I decided it didn't make biological sense to have a reaction to silver. Mercury, being a toxic heavy metal, simply makes more sense to me).
- Greater strength, speed, and agility than your average human (unless wounded or hungry). Better sense of smell and hearing.
- Can recover from wounds more quickly than a human (so long as they are well-fed; mercury and exposure to sunlight slows the healing process).
- Can go out in sunlight, but this is usually very painful as sunlight can blind a Vampire. Will not kill the Vampire, however.
- Blinded by bright lights, as stated above. Very painful.
- Their fangs carry a sort of paralytic venom. Once again, my tendency to biologically explain stuff kicks in. Fangs, as a general rule, are very delicate, even Vampire fangs. Clearly, a struggling prey could easily snap a fang, thus ruining a Vampire's chances of feeding. The paralytic venom in the fangs stops the prey from moving. It acts on certain endorphin receptors in the human's brain, creating pleasure. Humans can get addicted to this.
- Vampires are infertile.
- Vampirism is a type of mutagenic virus. It changes a human's DNA, if the human survives. Not all humans survive the process. As with all viruses, some people die and others live. It's all a matter of luck, really.
- Continuing off of the above, Vampires are not undead corpses, as once believed. Instead, they are merely a different breed of human. They have heartbeats that are extremely slow and don't need to breathe as much or even at all in some cases.
- Turn humans via draining the blood and then feeding a bit of their own blood to the victim.
- The exact amount of blood needed to be consumed by a Vampire varies. Some need more than others.
- And, finally, blood bonds. This is a slightly more certain way of keeping a human by a Vampire's side. By feeding a human just a bit of a Vampire's blood, the Vampire gains a blood bond. Through practice, the two can communicate telepathically. The human remains mortal, but no longer ages. They can still get sick and injured; their wounds still take just as long to heal as a non-blood bond's. This is a new concept for me, so it needs a bit of work.


NOTE!
I am willing to try out other time periods. I'm most familiar with modern, but I am willing to try medieval or Victorian as well. I'm on a bit of a steampunk kick at the moment, so that is extremely welcome. <3

Plots are not always required! If you just want to wing it, we can wing it.

Society in General:
In all of the above plots, there are lots of ways to explore this... how does the general population view otherworldly creatures? Fear? Derision? Ignorance?

Is the general population aware of the existence of otherworldly creatures at all? How do they handle this knowledge? Do they insist on having all Vampires and werewolves register? Or was the existence of otherworldly creatures only recently uncovered?

Things like that. I'm open to any and all options here.

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>>

There will be something here. Eventually. Once I write up a decent Star Trek KirkxBones plot.

Uhh... I've only seen the most recent movie and a few episodes of TOS. Nothing else, so I'll make a lot of mistakes. But I play a really awesome snarky-a** doctor. I'm good at snarky.

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Phoenix Wright

Alright, I would kill for this right now. So imagine like... a bazillion red hearts, ok?

Oh, hell. I'll make it obvious.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

I love the Phoenix Wright games. I've played them all, including the Apollo Justice and Miles Edgeworth game.

Anyway, I adore WrightXEdgeworth, where I play Edgeworth.

I don't have a concrete plot, but I'm very, VERY good at making up mysteries on the fly. I'd adore a chance to write out character lists, evidence lists, and all that fun stuff. I just adore the mystery, ok?

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~Role Play Samples~

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It was only five pm, but already the town was covered in a veil of darkness. That was typical enough in the cold winter, when days died young and nights came early, but it was even worse now. Not too far away from the Southern California town, there had been a rather large fire, consuming everything in its path. Although the last embers had been stamped out, the clouds of smoke still covered the sky. Even most of the night people clutched handkerchiefs to their mouths, to protect their lungs against the smoke, as they went about their business. Mostly, their business seemed to consist of milling about and trying to get any last minute Christmas shopping finished with.

Empty crisp packets, forgotten candy wrappers, and Styrofoam cups from the nearby café whirled in the winter wind like dead leaves. Luckier wind got to whisk through peaceful valleys, or wind through forests, or even just roar across tundras. The city did horrible things to wind. This particular wind idled through a dark street and probably either got into some kind of tourist trap or wandered into an alleyway where it was mugged and beaten. On its way to be mugged and beaten, it idled past a particular cafe… Actually, it looked like the café to end all cafes. It was pink. In fact, it was extremely pink.

There probably were other distinguishing features about it, but they weren’t easy to notice. The sheer pinkosity and sparklotry of the café dominated any other aspect of it. The little tables outside even had tiny little doilies on it, which no doubt contributed to the forgotten street trash in the area. In short, it was the type of place that no one would want to go to ever, except, perhaps for desperate teenage girls who were attempting to break their boyfriend’s spirits. This was actually a large part of its attraction to one person in particular, who didn’t much care for other people at all. Kail Uí Ciardha, once a Slayer and destroyer of all manner of otherworldly creatures, pushed the door open; the little bells made a merry tune, which he contrived to ignore, as it rather ruined the image that he went through so much trouble to create.

That image was, of course, one that was very easy to forget. Admittedly, he did dress with a certain amount of style, but his clothes were decidedly normal and not at all the sort you’d expect to see on someone who had once been a Slayer. That had been years ago, though… and Kail did his best to forget all about it. Clad in simple jeans, a shirt, and one of those long swishy-trenchcoats----yes, that was stereotypical, but he liked his swooshy coat---he crossed the café with a certain amount of elegance that would have had girls swooning, if there had been any to see. As it was, the only person on duty was a man, and therefore slightly less inclined to swoon than a lovely lady. But, he did smile at the sight of the Slayer.

“Hey, Kail. Your usual, right? Your chair outside is all ready for you. Oh, and I thought you might like to see this…” the one employee slid a newspaper across the counter to the other man.

“Yeah, just the usual. Hot chocolate with whipped cream,” Kail agreed easily, his voice lightly laced with the lilt of his homeland, Ireland. He gave the paper a bemused glance, but accepted it without really thinking about it. Ah well… might as well do the crossword or something. Once his drink was done and paid for, he exited the café with the same practiced elegance that any Slayer had. Ah… and there was his table, right there. Admittedly, there was a doily on it, but that was easily disposed of in a conveniently located trashcan. Sitting down, Kail finally took a sip of his hot chocolate and looked at the newspaper.



Alright, maybe he didn’t do everything elegantly, but the spit-take was pretty hilarious as he sprayed hot chocolate all over the nice new newspaper. It was quite a nice picture of him, actually. The headline, in bold letters, read, “IN THE ASHES OF TRAGEDY, A HERO EMERGES”. Apparently, people loved that stuff. In the aftermath of the wildfires of South California, everyone was desperate for some sort of hero. The picture under the headlines showed a young man with another thrown over his shoulders, marching from a burning house. From the looks of him, he had the sort of slender body with smooth muscles right under the skin. A short height---maybe five foot six or around there--- furthered the heroic image that people adored so much. Black wavy hair ended just below his earlobes, accenting his pale skin and delicate features. But, it was his eyes that demanded the most attention of all. A haunting, tantalizing emerald, vaguely slanted yet wide, mysterious in their changing hues, rimmed with long, thick black lashes and set beneath dark brows that perfectly followed their slight upward tilt. Those eyes perfectly reflected the flames, showing very little fear in the face of the fires all around.

Kail stared for several moments in desperation, praying that the picture would change. The only thing that changed was that it became soggier as the hot chocolate soaked into the cheap paper. With a growl, he threw the paper down and pulled out his cell phone instead, wondering why people went through such an effort to ruin his life. Yes, he remembered saving the man’s life. He also distinctly recalled wishing to remain anonymous, just to prevent this sort of thing from happening. The last thing he wanted was to become some sort of an icon, something that people could gather around. All he wanted to do was live quietly.

At least, that’s what he told himself…

The number was easy to find, as it was nicely listed within the papers. Any complaints? Call ‘em. And he had one helluva complaint… “What the ******** is my picture doing in the paper?!” he demanded, attracting the stares of passersby. Grumbling to himself, he covered his face, trying hard not to look like himself. This wasn’t very easy, because being himself was one of those things that he was damned good at.

The editor on the other line was more bemused than anything else.

“We’ve sold more of this edition than any other!” The voice on the other end of the phone exclaimed happily, clearly confused why someone wouldn’t want to be famous. “There’s even talk of having your picture around the country, Mr. Uí Ciardha…”

Kail winced, both at the idea of having his picture slathered across the country and at the mispronunciation of his name. He focused on the more important of the two. National pride could come later. “You don’t understand, Mr. Brown… I can’t have my picture taken. No, it’s not a religious thing. I’m atheist…”

“Atheist? Are you aware that the man you saved was a preacher?” Now Mr. Brown was even more excited. Readers of liberal California loved this even more than heroics.

That simply brought a sigh to Kail’s lips and he reached for his hot chocolate, suddenly getting the feeling that this would be a long day. “No, I wasn’t. That doesn’t matter. I would’ve saved him anyway, because someone had to do it.”

“Would you consider giving an interview? I know you refused to give one earlier, but maybe… you wouldn’t even let us print your name. The readers loved that, by the way, even if everyone recognized you…”

The ex-Slayer jumped on that, saying, “That’s just the problem. Everyone recognized me. See, I’m…”

“Just a small town music teacher, I know, I know. Don’t worry! You’ll be more known soon. You know, I managed to track down some of your old CDs! Really very impressive… do you still play?”

“FOR THE LOVE OF ********, MAN!! Listen to me!!” Kail’s temper broke and he yelled into the phone, no doubt scaring the poor editor out of his wits. Oh, and attracting the attention of just about everyone. “I am part of a witness protection program,” he said desperately. Well, it wasn’t a complete lie. It was pretty close to the truth. “And you’ve endangered my life by putting that picture into your paper. The… the person who is after me wants me dead.”

The editor on the other end was amazed. He had never imagined such a thing happening in his home town, where he had been born and raised. Also, he mentally took a few points away from Kail for the language. Kids should NEVER listen to such things. “I-I had no idea! I’m very sorry… if you had only just mentioned this when the pi…”

Kail cut him off with a snarl. “I would have mentioned it, but, if you’ll remember, I was a little busy saving someone’s life! I couldn’t be bothered with pretty pictures! Stop printing them NOW and maybe everything will be ok…” he poked his cell phone a good deal more violently than necessary and fumed silently at the state of the world, where people would rather take pictures of him instead of saving someone’s life. It wasn’t long before his glare was turned on anyone who had stopped to stare at him and, for a few brief moments, the most commonly heard phrase was, ‘come on, sweetie, don’t look at him…’ or something along those lines.

No longer having the appetite for his usual hot chocolate, he disposed of the rest of it in the conveniently-located trashcan and continued on his way, wondering what he should do. It had been a long time since he’d been a Slayer… several years, ever since he had shattered his wrist. He flexed his fingers now, testing them. A bit stiff, but they could shoot a gun, if he had to. And he never went anywhere without a gun. Except school, obviously, but that hardly counted. It was during the daytime.

And it was nighttime now.


Ooc| This is an introduction for Ashes, Ashes type role play. <3 It was randomly selected to give you an idea of what my introductions are like.


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Well, now, there was something Lily had never heard in James’s voice before. For once, it wasn’t sickeningly sweet or loud and brash. It was… ‘normal’. Or abnormal for the attention-hungry egotestical Quidditch player, but normal for everyone else. She tilted her head to one side and looked him up and down, plainly curious about what had come over him, looking him over just as he was looking her over. Clearly, they were both seeing new sides of each other at the exact same moment and were both trying to decide if they liked what they could see.

Had she gone just a wee bit too far in her offer? Well, if she had, good! He would leave her alone then! Hopefully he wouldn’t tell Remus; it was hard to tell how the prefect would react to hearing that the Head Girl wanted to see him snog his best friend. “Yes, P-James, I, Lily Evans, would go out with you, James Potter, if you get Sirius Black and Remus Lupin to snog in front of me. I’ll even write it on a statement, if you’d like. I’m a bit short on Snogging For Dates contracts at the moment, but I’m sure I could write something up.”

Ah Hell. It would be worth it. Besides, maybe then it would get Remus off his a** and out there. Lily wasn’t about to judge someone for not having a sex life---she herself was saving it all up for marriage---but not even dating at all? That was just downright weird! It wasn’t like he was the only gay in school. There was at least one other prefect who was, a nice young man from Ravenclaw. Besides, if it happened, she was just going out with James once. It wasn’t like it ever had to happen again. Either way, she would win some sort of a victory, although one victory would have to be followed by actually spending time in James’s company.

And he did have a nice smile, when he wasn’t leering at people. “Take it or leave it. I won’t make this offer again.”

~Back in the Compartment~
Remus grinned in his wolfish manner and, once again, snuggled up all nice and close to Sirius, even going as far as to playfully pin his friend to the side of the train compartment. “That’s where you come in, Snuffles, baby…” he said before laughter overcame him and he had to back off. Besides, he didn’t want to go too far and get a hard-on in front of the others. That was just… gross. Settling back once more, he continued, “Nah, I plan on getting some food earlier from the house elves. You know how they are; if I claimed to have a craving for a ham sandwich, they’d give me an entire Christmas dinner.”

Goddamnit, he really was paying just a bit too much attention to Sirius, wasn’t he? It wasn’t anything that he hadn’t done before, really, but it did seem a bit different now, somehow. Damn, he really needed to go around and ask someone if lycanthropy could be transmitted through sex… he had tried to find it in a few books, but, as it turned out, not a lot of people were willing to admit having sex with a werewolf. Those who did generally became werewolves anyway, either through an accidental bite or a deliberate one. “Or I could spend the day at the infirmary. That could be our alibi,” he pointed out, his mind going over every aspect of the plan carefully. “Even though the entire school will recognize our little signature, it’s still best for us to have some sort of half-assed excuse.”

“… is it just me or have you two been doing that snuggling thing more often than ever before?” Peter asked. Clearly, Remus really had been paying a lot more attention to his friend than he thought he was, if Wormtail managed to notice it.

With a hand at his chest, Remus adopted a wounded expression as he looked at his fat friend with those damn gold puppy dog eyes. “Why, Peter! I’m shocked at your accusation! We are both canines in our own way; this is simply how we show our affection for each other. Just thank Merlin that we’re not sniffing each other’s butts.” Alright… fine… the werewolf shifted slightly uncomfortably, not sure how to react to being almost-but-not-quite-confronted with his own homosexuality. It was like being confronted about the werewolf thing all over again! Only, your average gay generally didn’t suffer from homicidal urges.

Ooc| Obviously, this is not an introduction. It was randomly selected from a Sirius x Remus role play to give you a general idea of what my usual posts are like.



If you cannot post around the same length, I will get bored. Just to warn you. So, please, don't send me a pathetic three paragraph intro after I send you some thousand words of literary gold.

More often than not, I am willing to start. <3 But, if I start, then it is your job to initiate character interaction, alright?
I have been stalking you since you started posting this. I would love to role play, but my ideas of vampires differ from yours in various ways..

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Oh, sure. That's perfectly fine. I'm actually pretty flexible about that.
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Alright, the few things that differ are as follows:

A coven is made up of one leader (occasionally two, but it is very rare) and the leader is the Lord and Master. Why? He created the other vampires in the coven, or through various circumstances has created a blood oath with another vampire, offering them the protection and familial bond of a coven. The master of the coven feeds his childer. They are not allowed to feed from anyone else, unless the newer/younger childer are feeding from an elder "sibling". This means the master will feed more than his fill every night, so he can make sure that his childer are properly taken care of.

That said, covens are very close knit. Those who are in a coven usually stay in a coven until released by their creator/master into the world to make their own coven, or become a solitary hunter. Covens are based off of a hierarchy as follows: Master is the most dominate; all bow to his whims and are punished by him -to- eldest childer; second in command, usually in charge of feeding the youngest of the childer at the whim of his master, is dominate to the other childer but submissive to his master -to- next childer and so forth.

Vampires are not fertile, no change there, but the sun does kill them. I'm willing to relent on this though, since I like your idea of sun hurting instead of killing.

Also, blood acts like a liquid sex hormone. With blood comes sex for vampires.

And I guess that's it for now. I can't think of anything else that would be different, or scientifically backed up like you have. :} Good job btw.

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Alright. All of that sounds perfectly fair to me. And thank you. I tried.
I guess I should probably send you a message now lulz.

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It can only help.

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