NOTHING WARMS YOUR COCKLES LIKE...
Name: Charle de Disc Pit
[ sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ]
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The Carol of Cthulhu
by Rabid Ice Weasel
Death tolls ring,
are you listening,
in R’lyeh,
eyes are glistening
They’re beady and black,
And he’s coming back,
The Elder Gods will yet reclaim the land.
Oh, the Cult of Cthulu,
Tried their best just to warn you.
Vestigial wings,
And tentacle things,
The rebirth of Cthulhu is at hand.
Look to the sky and see the clouds are burning,
Shub-Niggurath alights the sky so grey,
The black goat of the woods with one-thousand young
Will set her whelps upon us all today.
Mankind’s time has expired,
Rebel Gods have conspired
To claim a new Earth,
Of bloodshed and mirth,
The Elder Gods will yet reclaim the land.
Madness comes at the mere sight,
While he claims his one birth right,
You’ll see a new life,
And a large bloodied knife,
The rebirth of Cthulhu is at hand.
Oceans are brought to scalding,
Can’t you hear voices calling
In his house at R’lyeh,
Dead Cthulhu waits,
Dreaming of the day that is at hand.
You may try to resist the End Times coming,
But the prophecy was made quite clear,
I see you’re having trouble with succumbing,
But soon you will be crippled by the fear.
So you see, there’s no stopping,
Oceans boiling and popping.
All hope is lost,
He will not be crossed.
The Elder Gods will yet reclaim the land,
The rebirth of Cthulhu is at hand!
[ Shub-Niggaroth made an appearance, I hope you don't mind. xD ]