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Here's this week's big surprise: we've got a brand new evolving item being released right now at this instant! The dazzling Seracila Pendant has hit the ground running right away-- even at the start, it includes four gorgeous accessories to choose from, and it's just gonna get more amazing from here.

We've also got new evolutions from Lyndexer's Journal, the Masquerade and every variation of the Stolen Mesozoic DNA! Check it out:



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Read on for the full report, featuring another week in prison for poor Timmy:



Timmy: Hi, everybody! It's your ol' pal Timmy again, reporting live from the maximum security prison, where I'm--

Crazy Murderer Keith: Gonna get stabbed! By me! Ha! Don't worry, Tim, I'm halfway joking.

Timmy: Ehhh... heh... yeah... so, anyway, I haven't heard from the Doc in about a week, but it looks like I just got a letter! Let's see what it says...

Dear Timmy,

Hope things are going well in there! Has Crazy Murderer Keith killed you yet? I'm sure he has, but I figured I'd send you a note anyway, in case you'd like to fill in for this week's Evolving Item Report-- I've got an appointment to get my hair done, so I'd really appreciate it if you could do the report from prison.

Timmy: Aww, that's mighty sweet of her to be so appreciative.

We've got some fantastic news this week: there's a brand new item, the Seracila Pendant! It's a little early to determine exactly how this one will develop, but I am getting some indications that it'll have an astrological theme to it. I'm excited to see how this one begins to change...

Crazy Murderer Keith: I'm a Scorpio, myself. It means I'm a great lover. A great lover of murdering people.

Timmy: Yeah... anyway... say, Keith, could you maybe point that shiv a little less directly at me for a minute? You're kinda making me nervous over here.

Crazy Murderer Keith: Oh! Of course, Tim. I'll save the shivving for a more appropriate time.

Timmy: So, more of the Doc's letter...

We've also got some wonderful evolutions; the story of Lyndexer's Journal continues this week with imagery of a cold, lonely winter on the battlefield. It's poignant stuff, folks! Items include a beautiful military overcoat and an antique rifle with a bayonet. The artist even provided a lovely illustration, which I've attached for you and Crazy Murderer Keith to enjoy.



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Next up, it appears Stolen Mesozoic DNA has reached its finale-- and a beautiful one at that! Like the dinosaurs of prehistoric times, all that's left of these once-mighty creatures is some skeletal remains.

Crazy Murderer Keith: I've seen a lot of skeletal remains in my day. My attic's like a natural history museum.

Timmy: Uh. Yeah.

Last up this week, we've got a new evolution from the Masquerade-- we warned you that this item was dangerous, and we're continuing to see why: it's getting a little too hot to handle this week! That's all for this time, everybody; remember to vote in our poll to let us know which items you like the best!

Crazy Murderer Keith: Is the letter done yet, Tim? To be quite honest, I'm really getting impatient regarding the whole murder situation. I mean, this is the longest I've ever known someone without murdering them, so I'm a little antsy over here.

Timmy: I'd really prefer it a lot if you would refrain from murderin' me, Keith...

Crazy Murderer Keith: Aww, come on! It'll be a hoot, Tim. You'll love it. I'm a pro! I've never had any complaints. Well, I mean, they complain a little bit during the actual murdering process, but once it's over they never have anything negative to say.

Timmy: That's... reassurin'...

Crazy Murderer Keith: I know, right? It'll be great. So what I'm gonna do now is kinda stick this knife up into your craw, then make sort of a clockwise motion down toward the brisket area, and--

Timmy: Wait! Stop! Looks like there's more in the letter:

P.S. -- One more thing, Timmy: turns out you're in prison by mistake! That cop was just trying to book you on minor loitering and jacket-stealing charges, but instead of sending you to the courthouse, they took you over to the maximum security prison on accident.

So, basically, you could just walk out any time. I would have called up and told you sooner, but I've been pretty busy this week. Well, see you soon, if you haven't already been gruesomely murdered!

XOXO,
Dr. Singh

Crazy Murderer Keith: Aww! That's great, Tim! You're a free man! Except I guess it means I won't get to murder you, huh?

Timmy: Well, if you did wanna murder me, I s'pose you'd have to do it real quick, cause I'm pretty much gonna run away immediately.

Crazy Murderer Keith: Oh! Well, OK, here we go with the stabbing...

Timmy: Uh... why in the world did I tell him that? Well, folks, I gotta run for my precious life, so I'll see ya next week if I haven't been stabbed! Bye!