Advice Contest. 20 people will offer up to 3 pieces of advice each, when all 20 are done, the judges will... judge. Best advice for beginning or ending (the ending guide will house the advice pertaining to an ending) wins. That simple. 5000 gold to the winner.
1) It ends when 20 people enter, no sooner or later.
I'd say that's enough, but we'll just do this too, some rules:
1) I will allow multiple attempts. If you have three good ideas, then post all three, I'll take the BEST one. In other words, I'm taking twenty people, not twenty ideas. But I will limit the number ideas I'll take from one person to three. Otherwise others won't have a fair chance.
2) Please, no cursing
3) The winner will be chosen by Captain and Teach. No one else. Nobody can sway our decision (at least Teach's, line my pockets and I might let you win... course I can't see how that helps you in the long run) So yes, no arguing. I don't care if your friend/your mother/your god thinks your idea is the best, this is MY contest, so MY rules.
4) You must follow all of the thread rules or I'll disqualify you (And keep your tips)
5) Don't repeat previous entries/ideas (or I'll tell you to change your entry)
6) Do use good grammar/spelling, if I don't understand you, you'll fail right away
7) Do understand, I don't speak netspeak/chattalk, or any of that crap, so if you use this and I can't figure it out, not only will I not let you win, but I'll remove you from the contest, keep any entry fee, and give you a SLAP OF DOOM!
8 ) No refunds... sorry
9) I reserve the right to change these rules and any time (probably sooner rather than later)
There is an entry fee of
50 gold that must be paid to Prince Yorae (my mule) if you wish to enter. All gold goes to the prize pot, and the prize money is set in place (unless someone donates money to it, in which case it will go up.) This contest is easy and simple, so I don't think it deserves much more gold than that, but more importantly: Please give good help. It will benifit this and the ending guide more than you know.
And finally breaking any rule but number 7 will result in the SLAP OF FAILURE! It's a lesser slap, not as powerful as the SLAP OF DOOM! But it is still a formidable slap and painful too. Please don't break the rules. Thank you, have fun, enter the contest, don't forget the entry fee, enjoy.
THREAD GODS! (We are in charge. We've been here the longest and helped out the most. Essentially we are like the Captain and Vice Captains of a guild. We can change stuff at our discretion, and ban you from the thread at our discretion. We each wield a powerful punishment weapon, don't get hit by it.)
--Ryiel (Me, and you will call me Tezzy, or tezcotlipoca... yeah, I thought you'd like Tezzy better)
--Senari1 (Teach, and you will call her Tia or Tiamat. The dragon goddess of chaos)
DEMI-GODS! (These are important. They help out a lot, have come back often to ensure everything is going well and are my trusted aids. Don't disrespect them, they are the crew of my thread. They can tell me to put you on a banned list. I've never needed a ban list, and I don't want one, but I will use one if necessary. Don't anger them.)
--Astrid-57 ( Freya, the goddess of cats)
--Hellenistic (Ganesha, god of squirrels)
--Strawberriekey (Narco, goddess of Nightmares)
--Shalaal (Crow, god of Black Fire)
MORTAL DENIZENS! (These are people who find the thread so fun (or helpful... mainly helpful) that they return several times. While they are not in any way in charge, they are generally good rule followers, will possibly help you, have offered great advice (or not) and probably should be listened to. They are like thread regulars, they know the rules. If they tell you to fix something, you should do it, so that I don't see it. Make sense?)
--SiggyChan (Nature)
--Moyayuki (Aka Star)
--Oni Akai
--Reinna Asteral
--Karaiya
--Aeris Merai (needs a nickname)
Alright, anyone else is simply a mortal asking for help at our lovely... shrine? Anyway, I'm also going to include a special thanks area here.
Special thanks to Senari1 for being so amazing and helping out.
Special thanks to Aeris Merai for the aid with the character spreadsheet
A not so special but still somewhat special thanks to all those who offered advice (regardless of the contest)
Do you think this will be helpful to anyone?
It will help with all the threads asking the same question==== 47.1%====> [ 64 ]
Sure, anyone who needs this answered will be able to====== 47.1%====> [ 64 ]
What? Why would we need this?===================== 2.9%=====> [ 4 ]
No, it's just as bad=============================== 2.9%=====> [ 4 ]
Total Votes: 136
I officially hate everyone who chose the last one, and wonder about the sanity of the four people who chose the third.
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Have you read the rules?
Yes, and will obey them completely=============================17.6%====>[ 65 ]
Yes, I fear the wrath of the SLAP OF DOOM=======================23.8%====>[ 88 ]
Rules? Okay, going to read right now...===========================19.5%====>[ 72 ]
I hate rules, I'm outta here *I glare at you evilly* =====================4.6%====>[ 17 ]
Rules? Whatever, I'm don't care *posts* (I prepare the SLAP OF DOOM*)===8.4%====>[ 31 ]
Goldz/Poll whore option=======================================20.9%===>[ 77 ]
I will obey your every whim Master Ryiel (and Lady Teach)==============5.1%====>[ 19 ]
Total Votes: 369
Okay: 19 people on the last choice: THAT'S RIGHT, GROVEL AT OUR FEET MWAHAHAHAHAHA, okay no, seriously, I'm glad you like us that much.
The 65 people on the first choice, good job.
The 88 people in the second one, and the 72 people in the third one, that's right, read them.
The 17 in the fourth choice: Good riddance. Off with you!
The 31 in that fifth one: SLAP OF DOOM!!!
And those poll whores... how sad.
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How do you like your beginnings?
The beginning should be quick. Slam it onto the page and catch my attention real fast=============28.4%=====>[322]
I like my beginnings to be a little... dirty. A few sex jokes, a little dirty scenes and I'm hooked=========2.9%=====>[33]
Please! Explain the setting and stuff. I can't take it when I don't understand things================14.6%=====>[165]
Are you kidding, jump right in. If I'm confused I have more reason to read: to figure out what's going on==21.9%=====>[248]
In Medias Res (in the middle of things, so that you have to go back and explain)==================10.9%=====>[124]
I like my beginnings to be a little slow, and then pick up later on=============================10.1%=====>[114]
Gimme the goldz (why the Z?)/poll whore option==========================================6.7%=====>[76]
You missed how I like it: (note the colon, that means you should post it somewhere to help me out)=====4.5%=====>[51]
Total Votes: 1133
Since I'm certain that some people could be afraid that we will steal there work, or even worse, we won't help out at all and make things terrible for you, I've decided that anyone who receives help and it works SHOULD post something about how great this thread is (or just PM me.) I'm not able to give out prizes or anything, but think of it this way: We helped you get your story started or organized, the least you could do is help us out by giving this thread a testimonial (and then clicking the button up top that's a thumbs up) Anyway, if you do either, you will be loved for eternity.
Here goes:
Drew Thirte3n
I just wanted to drop in and see how things were going. I honestly can't believe I'm on the first page of this thread... it's come so far.
n_____n
Good job, guys!
Oh, and just as a sort of throwback, you've really helped me with my story. The beginning is still a little off-kilter, but I'm going somewhere, which is more than I can say for the first eight months I had the idea for it in mind.
<3
Rain0209
Thanks for making this thread. I don't know if this is breaking the rules of not, since I read them but was unable to fully comprehend them due to the length (haha sorry), but it really helped me. I've been a writer since I was very, very little, and now I'm taking it seriously. I've got an idea, now I just need to know how to start putting it down. Once I put it down, however, I can't stop. So thanks again.
P.S. Expect me back. ahaha X]
Angel Of The Defiant
DEAR LOVELY, SEXY, GOD-SENT THREAD,
I love you! biggrin I want to marry you and have your babies. (Or maybe I just want to be shown with the other appreciation notes in the first post.) Ahem. You guys were very helpful and you helped me begin a short story I've been procrastinating for...about a month. XD Also writing the out line and making me thing of positive and negative traits will not only help me in this current work but in many more to come. I probably will be back here groveling at the feet of Ryiel and all of the others since theres been a muse shortage and I too have been a victim.
But to anyone whos reading this really, if you need help don't be shy about it.
Mia!
XxDreamBigxX
To Captain.
Thank you so much for the help you gave me (although, looking back, I realize I should have thought of that... But doesn't that just explain life?) I'll admit that I have yet to fully write anything, though I have gone back to look at the death of the character that I already had to see what I had planned then. But, by having my beginning idea, I have been able to solidify my time line I have for the story. Which, I knew would take me a long time, because I really want to finish this story, since I want to write the one after this one.
I have a better chance of finishing a story that is better planned, and so, I thank you so much for giving me a beginning idea so I could plan. If I hadn't of gotten your help, I probably would have just started, not planned, and thus not finished. I have a better chance of getting to the story I really wanted to write now, thanks to you guys. My heroes!
SiggyChan
'm just popping in to let you know that the story is progressing fairly well. Thanks so much for the continual advice!
very merry unbirthday
This thread is the best(:
Thanks alot.
Other Threads By Ryiel:
The "I need help with the ending" Guide [Gasp]
A thread with the expressed intent opposite of this one. If you've already nearly finished, you probably want to come here (assuming you need help) because, let's face it, we're experts (and by we, I mean me, the combined front of the God of Discord and the God of Truth, however impossible that may seem)
Let's Bring a Little Culture to this Place [A Guide]
We realize that there are others, but we wanted a nice, comprehensive guide about a very complex structure and element of the fantasy realm. Click if you want help with your culture.
Finally, I've killed Mary-Sue *Hooray!*
Because we are sick and tired of mary-sue threads that don't adress the real problem: SETTING.
The One Rule of Writing to Rule Them All
A thread about the totality of writing being FAR more important than any single aspect or any single "rule/guideline" you may think you HAVE to follow.
Where do you get your inspiration!??!!one?!1?!eleven!1
Because inspiration is not only useless in the long run, but not a part of the actual writing, and thus should not be posted in this forum.
Affiliated threads of helpfulness: (upon request or my volition)
"NEW STORY IDEA! Comments Plz." An Idea Feedback Thread By Ophuicha
Because if you are past getting ideas, but not quite at beginning ideas, you need to critique and go over your ideas. Between the Think Tank and FrankenThread is: THE LINK ABOVE! *gasp*