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Ruthless Inquisitor

Dear Diary,

Still prepping for Dr. Q's assignment again. Those pesky villagers keep coming up to me with their problems now, though. I was sitting in a cardboard box and none of the bastards came to give me a hand. Now they're all clawing at my door going, "There's a vaaampire," "Mr. Saron, please saaave us," "I ca't feel my neeeck anymooore," "Her arm scaaares meeee," "Do you eeexorcism magic agaaain..." Damn villagers, they can go get bit. Whatever vampire's up top, I'll let 'er bite whoever she wants, then turn around and kill the sorry b*****d of whoever it was witless enough to get bitten.

Anyway, I'm getting together all the Immolater formula kegs I've kept under Tenshi's house (thank god they never found it), and making sure all my equipment is in order and by my side. Those frightened villagers are getting really persistent. Over someone by the name 'The Horror Queen.' I'll look into it. When I get back from my mission seven weeks later! Haahahahah...
Nyrk Saron, Rex Exorcista
Dear Diary,

From the sounds of it, Nyrk isn't going to be helping with the monster situation. Thank goodness, though, I haven't seen her since that one time she sneaked in to my workshop/home. Well, I didn't actually see her with my eyes, but I did catch her on video camera. God, that was a frightening little bit of film, so I up-ed the security around here just a little bit. Hopefully it's enough...

Well, the neighborhood will still have people after the several weeks Nyrk will be gone. I'm not actually sure where he is going, but I don't think I'll risk stalking him again. Besides, I got stuff I need to do, like test fly my creation! For effect, I painted it all in brown and bronze. It looks like an airship from those steampunk short stories I like to read sometimes!

Well, I'm off to test fly it. Hopefully things go all right!

-Gildreon

PS - If Nyrk doesn't get back soon enough, perhaps I can buy the houses of my dead neighbors and make some money off the real estate...

Profitable Prophet

Rock’s Log
09/02/05

The stalking is coming along pretty well. I heard Gildreon was building a zeppelin, so I stopped by to check it out. I admit, it was less epic that Q’s ship, but it was still a neat machine. It had this whole retro, steampunk thing running for it, which –I admit, while a little nerdy—was bad a**. Interesting thing was, it turns out that weird vampire-chick from before had broke into his house, and he had some footage of her. I offered to buy it from him, since I’m stalking her and all. Seemed like that sort of thing might come in handy.

On a completely unrelated subject, these weird floating eyeballs keep following me around everywhere. I wonder if I shoot them in the eye, a door will open or something? It always works in Zelda. (Ha. And I was calling Gildreon a nerd.) Could just be a crazy eyeball that just follows me around for no reason though. I mean, that’s not too unreasonable, when you consider half that stuff that goes on in this town.

Anyways, gonna stop buy Tenshi’s to see how she’s doing. I heard she finally got the repairs on her house done, so I figure I’ll go check it out.

End Log.

Versatile Player

Dear log,

My new ride is almost complete. I also managed to find some older inventions that I've added to the design. Once the mission is done, there will be nothing left of the Tiki's world, and after the remaining clones are taken care of, this can be settled once and for all.

Oh crap! I've been working for a long time! I gotta teleport back to the outhouse before Blayde realizes I'm not in there!

Well, I tried to act like I'd been constipated. I almost think the clone was laughing at me. I think this means he isn't suspecting my teleportation ability.

I saw Rock, who was interested in Gildreon's new blimp-thing. Damn, I miss my airship. Destroying the Tiki's world would be a lot easier if it hadn't crashed.

Going into yet another 7-hour meditation period to keep the clone bored, even though I've already found the location of the Tiki's world,

-Q
Dear Diary,

It seems that my orders to my clones werent clear, i didnt want them to go and actually keep them company, so now i have burned orders into their heads to attack and defeat both Nyrk and Dr. Q. And they are sadly mistaken if they think my clones are stupid. Not only can they think but they are pretty adequate at figuring stuff out, unfortunately they aren't braniacs though but they do not tire and know how to use numbers to their advantage. So for Nyrk i will send 8 clones to battle him for now and for Dr. Q. i will send 14 to distract him from his project and hopefully my clones will have enough sense to either destroy his project or tamper with it at least.

On another note, this body needs to consume massive amounts of sugar to be at top level, which weakens me and annoys me greatly. To solve this problem I think i'll someone a friend in which to aid me in my quest. So im off to find the highest point in which i can draw him out from the netherworld by a unique summon.


Your frenemy,
Blaydesan TIKI

Ruthless Survivor

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Dear diary,

Despite this place being very, very confusing, not much actually seems to happen. Nyrk and Dr.
Question still seem to be fighting that tiki-possessed guy. STILL. And yet... they don't seem to
have actually fought each other. Is it just that no one's in the same place at the same time? Or
are they all too busy running around building airships and crashing airships into Nyrk's crater or...
I don't know what else.

...Well, the explosive Nyrk and I mixed up is almost certainly lost its explosive properties by now,
I tried to tell him that stuff doesn't last forever. I don't know if he ever used it for anything or not...
maybe he blew his house up with it. Well, anyway... I've got plenty more of fresh explosives...
plus some missiles, plenty of artillery, a handful of tanks, not to mention a bunker full of machine
guns and grenades and firearms of various sorts. And I'm pretty sure if I wanted to I could summon
a bunch of Nazi vampires and/or zombies.

So far we've all just been sitting around playing video games waiting for someone to ask our assistance.
But if this becomes much more drawn out, I think I'll take things into my own hands.
You know, start the proverbial war that is like hell and burn the world down.

Yeah, sounds like fun. I am bored.

-Valg

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Merry Lunatic

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Dear dead diary,

Oh, how I love to play pretend! Especially when I'm bored. I think I'm terrifying poor Mothbite though. She didn't even recognize me until I made it clear it's her mommy HQ.. Heh, I think she's also just a tad bit jumpy since we'll be going to Dr. Dekay to get her teeth checked on. She's never been too fond of doctors.. Hell knows why I suppose. I guess I'll just put on a little outfit to make her feel better when she goes in, perhaps dress like a bat.. or a giant man-eating bear! Hah! I am truly genius.

On another note, I've seen rather curious new faces around here.. Nyrk Saron, Blaydesan and Valgaror. At least they seem new to me, I haven't been out much since visited here for the while. All in all, it's been rather tense around here. I wonder what could be going on? :) And I think my stalker is trying to get that ridiculous little tape from the one I'm currently stalking. I don't know why, some people are just weird I suppose! Haha, haha, I have a stalker.. I'll never stop being amused. Wait till I tell my wife and our children!

Annd on another note, the Valgaror person, or sooo I believe he is he may not be oh well, I'll refer to him as a "him" until I find out what he is, looks rather awesome. I think I'll take a picture of him the next time I see him and hang it on my wall of "Earthlings who looks like Badass monsters" since there's just not enough people I've met yet who can pull it off. Hm, I think I also heard a few explosions from where he is.. This place is absolutely booming.

I wonder what else will come my way.. Come what may! Right now I need to take Mothbite off to the Dentist office, so be right back.


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Versatile Player

Dear log,

Oh crap. The alarms are sounding, which means someone (probably those stupid Blaydesan clones) have entered the complex. Good thing the project is complete and ready for immediate transfer. I think I'll set a self-destruct sequence to initiate after I teleport away with the vehicle.

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So there's my ride, waiting for the mission to begin. Just to be safe though, I'm gonna move it to a different location so Blaydesan can't find it if he steals this page.

I went to look for Nyrk to tell him that the mission is ready to begin, but it seemed like there were Blaydesan clones after him as well. I took flight, trying to find Nyrk before they did. While in the air, I noticed a woman who looked as if she'd been through a lot of troubles. As I flew by, I dropped some money into her hand.

Trying to find Nyrk to warn him of his hunters,

-Q

P.S. Perhaps I'll ask Valgaror to keep things... how do I say... un-Armageddonized when I leave on the mission.

Merry Lunatic

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Dear dead diary,

The strange white haired man I mentioned earlier named Dr. Question gave me money today as Mothbite and I walked home from the dentist office. I.. never felt more confused in my life. Well. Not in my life.. but this week at least. Mothbite was giggling and saying I must have looked like a homeless or wrecked young poor girl because I decided to play dress up.. Ironic, huh? Now I feel amused by the consequences of dressing up! Haha! I gave the money to Mothbite to do as she pleased.

And one of my many children have this bad feeling. That we should move or relocate for the night.. and if you know me by now, I always do what my children want. Spoiled little babies. We'll be relocating to the mountains for a while tonight, so I guess my stalking game on the zeppelin man will have to decease for a while.


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Dear Diary,

I'm up in the sky! This is great! I can't believe this thing is actually working. Currently, I'm flying over some mountains. The fresh, cool air at this altitude is amazing! It's a bit chilly, but it's refreshing. This may just be a test flight, but this thing'll be great when I start on my next venture.

Interestingly enough, I saw that one monster again. She looks different from the last time I saw her on that tape I gave to Rock. I'd have taken a shot at her myself with the turrets I'd attached to my little zeppelin, but she had children following her. I'm pretty sure there not victims, seeing as how they're not... well, dead. Perhaps her own? Well, anyways... I've got a code of honor to uphold, so I'll leave her alone, but if she attacks my neighborhood again... I don't know what I'll do. Man, I don't think I'll actually use these turrets and cannons realistically except for the direst of situations...

Well, I'm heading back to the airstrip so I can land this thing. Once I get it locked up and put away, I'll be up in my study planning my next move. My creation opens up a new horizon of opportunities!

-Gildreon

Lover


Dear D.
Saw Gildreon in my travels again, he looked a little lost, poor guy probably didn't know the map was upside down. Ah well, he'll work it out someday.
It was a very lucky coincidence that I managed to find him, has I was rather low on supplies. He was so preoccupied with his flying contraption that he didn't notice me stealing them.

Anyway now that I don't have to stop off for supplies, I'm off to find some new treasure to steal find. Heard a rumor of a treasure hoarding beast on the other side of the country.

Toodles!~
Z.

Ruthless Inquisitor

Dear Diary,

Dropped a keg of Immolater. It's all flat. I guess I should just stick to guns instead. Exorcists dabbling in explosives... guess it just doesn't work out. Wait... heard a bump in the alley...

It's Dr. Q of all people. He said I'm being hunted. Imagine that, a hunters hunting a demon hunter. He looks pretty serious, though, so I agreed to follow him. We went towards the other edge of the alley to exit, and I was about to warn Q about the tripwire I had set up when, well I found out it wasn't there. A Blaydesan clone had tripped it, it was still skewered to the trap on the far wall to the left, and from the looks of it, the soul had only dissipated recently. As in it was there about 20 hours. Yeah... I think I'll go with Q. He said 'hunters,' ergo, more than one, and though I could take on two, I don't know exactly how many Blaydesan sent.

I complained the whole way there though. "Why does Blaydesan get clones? Why can't I have clones? Why don't I have the power to conjure demons whenever the hell I feel like it while I sit back on my a** and puppeteer them as extentions of my clearly overpowered godlike abilities?" Then I got hit with a muffler. An irritated clone too far away to do anything else threw it at me, and managed to hit me from a few miles away. Don't ask me how I know, I'm an exorcist. I know when demons do things. By the way, ow.
Nyrk Saron, Rex Exorcista

Merry Lunatic

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Dear dead diary,

Ah, Gildreon finally got his flying machine up in the air. I've watched it fly over the mountains where my family and I are currently located with a grin. He must be so proud.. I found it adorable the sight of his zeppelin pleased my children and even had some chase it for a while, while others tried to research it from the ground, figure out how he made it when I told them it was a one-man project. At least, that's what I saw. My children can get ever-so curious and pester-like, but I'll keep them from stalking Mr. Gildreon and his zeppelin, at least for the moment.. I wanted to go up myself and check it out, but as I said, my stalking on Gildreon is on a hiatus. For the moment.

On another note, I'm thankful one of my children is a witch. I'm able to watch the rest of my "little friends" through a crystal ball.. and I can say this honestly, I laughed, because the first thing I seen was Nyrk being hit with a muffler. I wish I'd known the story behind that, but you know me, I don't bother my children unless I really want to.. which is all the time, so I'll go do it right now. But a quick little addition.. Either Blaydesan has a twin brother, or I could swear I seen a clone.. That little group is very curious. I'll be watching them in my daughter's crystal ball.


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Dear log,

It seems they're on the trail. I led Nyrk out of the city (good thing he has those mechanical wings, because it would be pretty awkward to have to carry him) to a system of caves in the mountains. While flying up there, I saw the woman I gave change to... with her family? Also, Gildreon was flying by in his Zeppelin. I sure hope I didn't endanger them, Those Blaydesan clones were getting pretty cruel. I mean, they threw a muffler at Nyrk from over a mile away!

Anyway, I led him into the system of caves to make sure that the clones weren't nearby. Then I used teleportation to take him to the location of my mobile base, which I've decided to codename as "The ConQuerer" (note the capital Q. Yeah, I suck at names, oh well). I immediately started preparing it for the beginning of the mission (I also came up with an equally stupid codename for it. Operation: You'd-have-to-be-epicly-powerful-or-a-complete-moron-to-try-this).

It's time for payback. I'll be damned if I let that future take place.

Prepping the fusion reactor, making sure all systems are go, and checking to see if there's enough food for at least a month (as far as I'm concerned, this mission could take from a few days, if everything works perfectly, to several months. Hopefully it won't take more than a week),

-Q

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