Techibis ;; B/C IT;; HIRING;; MAIN THREAD PG. 145!!!

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[epicZILLA]

*dies* You... must be stopped. *plots*

I am so special. You don't even know. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM. *slams bedroom door*

You're in denial. That is one huge lump. Perhaps you should stick to women's clothing from now on.

*melts blue's body with a soldering iron*

I WANNA SEE. When blue is bored, I get nice things. I like this system.

[ll persnickety]

YOU'RE MY MOM. *Kicks down door* BU I'LL SHOOT YOU ANYWAY

I'M NOT IN DENIAL YOU'RE GOING SENILE.
*Melts*
Oh. Fack you.

._. I feel so... abused.

[epicZILLA]

*hides* I WAS UNDRESSING. Pervert.

You'd shoot the pope if you got the chance.

Yeah, well you're a puddle now. Nothing you say holds any worth.

Well then maybe you should entertain yourself in other ways. Really, you're abusing yourself.

*cough*... I wonder what happened to my post style. xD;;

[ll persnickety]

... Says you. BESIDES I'M WEARING A BLINDFOLD *Shoots randomly*

I would, I REALLY WOULD >: D

... ;~; PUDDLES HAVE FEELINGS TOO. And also, this puddle of melted titanium is worth more than YERMOM.

WHAT WAYS D:

I wonder too. Drop while trying to molest Anna?

[tea`leaf]

I WANT TO ENTER THE RAFFLE!

[Adele The Manager]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Semi-small announcement for everyone who cares. I'm afraid the shop's opening will have to be delayed for a bit for a couple of reasons. One, epic is being drowned in overdue English homework and needs to be finished before the school year ends. This is practically killing her. Yeah. It's that serious. And two, with the possibility of the arena, we want to work the details out BEFORE we post the actual thread. SO... the new projected opening date? A week later! We hope to have the shop thread up and running by June 7th. Mark your calendars. xD

Keep in mind, the raffle will still end on May 31st, so no need to worry. The techibis will grow at a normal rate, too, so... nothing will really change on that end.

[ll persnickety]

HUUUURRR NUUU...

But it shouldn't matter to me. Right? RIGHT?

I WANT TO BUY A TECHIBI BLOODY DAMMIT!

[epicZILLA]

Added you to the front, tea'leaf. <3

Blue:You come prepared... *impressed*

I think I might have to take that gun away from you. *slowly pulls gun out of blue's hands* Theeere we go. You should look into a different hobby.

I think not. My mom is made of melted DIAMONDS.

WRITING ME MORE STORIES. Those kinds of ways.

I could have. I think I may have scared her away with all that fondling. Being molested isn't an easy thing to handle, you should know that. You should be happy I even talk to you still after... that night...

EDIT: I forgot to tell you. If you keep making me stories, you get a free custom. Because you're staff now, remember?

[ll persnickety]

Huurrr like always.

NUUU DON'T TAKE AWAY BOB, HE'S MY NEWEST BEST FRIEND EVAR DDD:

YEAH WELL... I'M MADE OF KRYPTONITE!

Shoudl have just said so. I REALLY NEED TO MAKE A "Blue's Boredom Checklist" where you can post random demands ._.

You enjoyed it, JUST ADMIT IT >;P

[epicZILLA]

So... I'm not your newest best friend evar? *runs off and cries in a corner*

YOU'RE KRYPTONITE AND TITANIUM MIXED TOGETHER? KRYPTONTANIUM?!

Yes. You should. I would post in it constantly. And you would go insane. And I could laugh at your expense.

Hey, no one said I didn't. But I have to draw the line somewhere, and blue, I'm going to have to ask you to leave out the fruit next time. I get so sticky.

[ll persnickety]

Nope, sorry not really :]

YES. THE MOST AWESOME-TASTIC METAL IN THE WORLD.

... ;~; But wait, I'm already insane. HAHAHA YOUR PLAN WAS FOILED.

Fine then, but we'll have to exchange for whipped cream.

What does one do with whipped cream anyway? I don't get it...

[epicZILLA]

Well then, you're my least best friend.

Ha. I made it up. Kryptonite and Titanium can't combine, it'll implode the universe if it ever happened. SCIENCE!

Pft, whateva. I can still laugh at you all I want. *points and laughs* See? And I'm still getting stories. It's a win/win.

That's just as sticky when it gets as hot as... well, you know how hot it gets.

Oh, I could tell you some stories. *whisper whisper* Yeah. And then she ate it. But without the center part, because that would hurt her teeth.

[ll persnickety]

Yeah well you're not even my friend >:]

WELL THE UNIVERSE JUST IMPLODED. DEAL.

*Is laughed at* ... Fine ;~; *cuts self* I'M SO WORTHLESSS!

It gets hot when I leave to turn the furnace up amirite?

WHAT THE JESUS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DAMN WOMAN?

[epicZILLA]

YEAH. Well you're not even my adopted daughter whom I gave up for three cents.

*dies* You cause nothing but trouble. I should kill you one of these days, no messing around.

You are. And you're also bleeding on my carpet. And that's my razor blade, I'll ask you to give me that back.

So that's why it gets so steamy in my room late at night. WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!

... Whipped cream stories. And after everything... well, she... she ate it. You know... :l

[ll persnickety]

The [ [ fleetingly ] ] scattered ; x x x light
Wakes ; x x x us up nowXXX
The [ [ sadness ] ] ; x x makes axx . . sound
And disappears from that place

Except I AM DD:<

You already tried 827 times, YOU REALLY THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO WORK OUT D:<

No, SCREW J00 *Eats razor and carpet* Yum, blood.

Because I like feeling warm, it FEELS LIKE A MOTHER'S LOVE crying

...

No.

I'm guided by the [ [ definite ] ] pride in my heart