FAQs About Mormonism - Discussion

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Pyropyre

Theopneustos

Pyropyre

Isn't it obvious, the Trinity is several times more heretical than the LDS Godhead.

You don't have to go into detail, but if you could, or somebody just point out one thing in particular.

We are also not (yes I have issues when it comes to ppl thinking these certain things) polythesic, we are monothesic there are others as being like Jesus. The Holy ghost is just everyone's concious(sp?) sort-of-thing. Those who are batptized in the church receive a very strong holy ghost though, that if we listen to it, we can follow the Word of Wisdom(which is in D&C eighty-something) ,the BoM, and the bible (which includes the comandments.)

[Theopneustos]

Pyropyre

You asked why I brought it up. You are talking about polytheism in LDS doctrine. I'm saying this "form" polytheism is biblically backed up. Where as your "form" of polytheism is accually not biblically backed up, but was made by Catholic because they believed they had the authority to make it.

I asked why the Trinity was brought up. Was there something that provoked the topic before Boxy said anything? And you may believe that what I believe is not Biblical, even though I get my references from the Bible. But save that for some other day.

Pyropyre

Your problem with the LDS Godhead originates from your foundational belief in the Trinity, right? That is why the Trinity was brought up.

I'm not a fan of the LDS, nor its teachings, and I don't see how the topic came up, unless I repeat myself again, "Was there something that provoked the topic before Boxy said anything?"

Pyropyre

redface Really, what was it that I said that was wrong? I know you think God is three forms and three persons and are yet one substance and one being.

There you go again. I don't think that God is three forms. That's not even Trinity-like to say. I believe that the Father is God, the Son is God, and the Holy Spirit is God, all God, not 1/3 of God, but fully God. That is, three persons, one substance. One "what" and three "who's." All co-equal, all co-eternal. Not three Father's, but one Father; not three Son's, but one Son; not three Holy Spirit's, but one Holy Spirit. One God, not three. One Lord, not three. I believe only in one God, not three, or many. For if I were to believe that there were three God's, then I would be a tritheist, and thus, this for my part, would be a Trinitarian heresy.

Pyropyre

You don't have to go into detail, but if you could, or somebody just point out one thing in particular.

Sorry about that. sweatdrop I kind of got carried away.

[Nephina]

BrighamYoung

JosephSmith

I wonder if Joseph Smith is going to get mad at me for marrying several of his wives after he died?

By the way, you should check out Jesus' wives! they are hot mamas! his dad spoils him. but my wives are seriously hot too. Well, most of them. sweatdrop

Look at what we have here a couple of dead guys..Thats it where the holy water. We'd better stake them through the heart to make sure they stay dead.

[Theopneustos]

This place with Joseph Smith and Brigham Young is rather hilarious. blaugh

[Keene Maverick]

Gadianton

BrighamYoung

JosephSmith

I wonder if Joseph Smith is going to get mad at me for marrying several of his wives after he died?

By the way, you should check out Jesus' wives! they are hot mamas! his dad spoils him. but my wives are seriously hot too. Well, most of them. sweatdrop

Look at what we have here a couple of dead guys..Thats it where the holy water. We'd better stake them through the heart to make sure they stay dead.

Mormon prophets are vampires?

[Boxy]

BrighamYoung

I am my own source! Everything I say is scripture, so long as I have time to proof it. Once printed (in any form) what I say can pertain to your eternal damnation or salvation!

Just curious rolleyes Posting extensive material like that without citing the source is what we in the "latter days" like to call plagiarism.

Or you can just cite the source to make me a happy Box. That way I can lurk through which tome it's in domokun

BrighamYoung

I wonder if Joseph Smith is going to get mad at me for marrying several of his wives after he died?

Of course not! Once the husband is dead, the wife's up for grabs rolleyes

[Nephina]

Keene Maverick

Gadianton

BrighamYoung

JosephSmith

I wonder if Joseph Smith is going to get mad at me for marrying several of his wives after he died?

By the way, you should check out Jesus' wives! they are hot mamas! his dad spoils him. but my wives are seriously hot too. Well, most of them. sweatdrop

Look at what we have here a couple of dead guys..Thats it where the holy water. We'd better stake them through the heart to make sure they stay dead.

Mormon prophets are vampires?

Look who finally woke up. Nice of you to join us. Who said anything about vampires. I'll choose which way I want to deal with the artificers.

[BrighamYoung]

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BrighamYoung

Boxy

Briggy, would you care to cite your source? I found it rather... interesting. It reflects the majority of my opinion on the Saints as they stand - namely that more than a few are living under the "spiritual poverty level".

I am my own source! Everything I say is scripture, so long as I have time to proof it. Once printed (in any form) what I say can pertain to your eternal damnation or salvation!

I wonder if Joseph Smith is going to get mad at me for marrying several of his wives after he died?

Ok, first of all, we don't believe in polygamy any more! So why are u saying that now. I am a mormon too!

YOU DON'T PRACTICE POLYGAMY? WHAT KIND OF MORMON ARE YOU? WHY IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVE I WOULD PAY YOUR FATHER A VISIT AND TEACH HIM A THING OR TWO ABOUT FOLLOWING THE DAMN PROPHETS! WHAT KIND OF MAN ALLOWS AN UNWED DAUGHTER TO TRAIPS AROUND? YOU HAVE KILLED THE LDS CHURCH! KILLED IT!

If you don't practice the New and Everlasting Covenant, you will not be found in the Celestial Kingdom. Unless, that is, myself or Joseph takes pity on you and decides to marry you. So, be nice or you won't find out what heaven looks like.

[Boxy]

Gadianton

Look who finally woke up. Nice of you to join us. Who said anything about vampires. I'll choose which way I want to deal with the artificers.

Gadianton

Look at what we have here a couple of dead guys..Thats it where the holy water. We'd better stake them through the heart to make sure they stay dead.

That's what we used in the Old Country to make sure vampires stayed dead.

In other news, about the only thing that these "grombie prophets" are useful for is citing the original sources for me to read by myself, which they (or at least Briggy) refuse to do.

BrighamYoung

If you don't practice the New and Everlasting Covenant, you will not be found in the Celestial Kingdom. Unless, that is, myself or Joseph takes pity on you and decides to marry you. So, be nice or you won't find out what heaven looks like.

I'm sorry to tell you, but polygamy was only a corollary to the actual "New and Everlasting Covenant", which is Temple Marriage.

In other news, technically we still practice "plural marriage". My dad is still technically sealed to two women, even though he's civilly divorced to one.

[Boxy]

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[BrighamYoung]

Boxy

BrighamYoung

I am my own source! Everything I say is scripture, so long as I have time to proof it. Once printed (in any form) what I say can pertain to your eternal damnation or salvation!

Just curious rolleyes Posting extensive material like that without citing the source is what we in the "latter days" like to call plagiarism.

HOW CAN I PLAGARIZE MYSELF? WHAT KIND OF LEGAL MESS HAVE YOU MORMONS MADE OF THIS COUNTRY? DID WOODRUFF MAKE IT TO THE PRESIDENCY? IS THIS WHY I HAVE TO HAVE WRITTEN PERMISSION TO REPEAT WHAT I SAID ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO? GAAARH!

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Or you can just cite the source to make me a happy Box. That way I can lurk through which tome it's in domokun

I TOLD YOU! I AM THE SOURCE!

[Boxy]

BrighamYoung

HOW CAN I PLAGARIZE MYSELF? WHAT KIND OF LEGAL MESS HAVE YOU MORMONS MADE OF THIS COUNTRY? DID WOODRUFF MAKE IT TO THE PRESIDENCY? IS THIS WHY I HAVE TO HAVE WRITTEN PERMISSION TO REPEAT WHAT I SAID ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO? GAAARH!

Sorry. We had to trade Woodruff for a Wilson blaugh

BrighamYoung

Boxy

]Or you can just cite the source to make me a happy Box. That way I can lurk through which tome it's in domokun

I TOLD YOU! I AM THE SOURCE!

Book and page, please?

[Nephina]

BrighamYoung

I TOLD YOU! I AM THE SOURCE!

So you are the source for what...everything. Well you are not the source for living waters that would be Christ.

I wonder if you are the source for my electricity. Why how nice of you I was wondering why I didn't get an eletric bill this month.

[BrighamYoung]

Gadianton

BrighamYoung

I TOLD YOU! I AM THE SOURCE!

So you are the source for what...everything. Well you are not the source for living waters that would be Christ.

EVERYTHING I SAY IS SCRIPTURE! IF YOU CANNOT TRUST A PROPHET OF GOD, WHO CAN YOU TRUST? I SPEAK AS THOUGH CHRIST HISSELF WERE STANDING NEXT TO ME, WHISPERING IN MY EAR! WHAT I TEACH, AND YOU OBEDIENCE TO IT, PERTAIN TO YOUR ETERNAL SALVATION OR DAMNATION! YOU DON'T QUESTION A PROPHET, YOU UNGRATEFUL UPSTART!

Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to see if there are any beautiful women, over in Chatterbox, who wouldn't mind becoming my property.

[Nephina]

BrighamYoung

Gadianton

BrighamYoung

I TOLD YOU! I AM THE SOURCE!

So you are the source for what...everything. Well you are not the source for living waters that would be Christ.

EVERYTHING I SAY IS SCRIPTURE! IF YOU CANNOT TRUST A PROPHET OF GOD, WHO CAN YOU TRUST? I SPEAK AS THOUGH CHRIST HISSELF WERE STANDING NEXT TO ME, WHISPERING IN MY EAR! WHAT I TEACH, AND YOU OBEDIENCE TO IT, PERTAIN TO YOUR ETERNAL SALVATION OR DAMNATION! YOU DON'T QUESTION A PROPHET, YOU UNGRATEFUL UPSTART!

I'll stick with Christ being my prophet , priest and king.

HISSELF ??? why don't you learn how to spell