Magic Jumpin' Bean Oekaki Shop~ Partially dead. - slot open

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scroll down to wipparsnappur for the intro yo yo yiggidy yo!
I DON'T HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE
I'M JUST DEAD FOR A BIT
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.




Y Hulo thur yung wipparsnappur.

Meaning, lyk, HI!

So yeah. I've been addicted to Oekaki, and I've gotten pretty good at it.
So I thought I'd open up a lil' art shop, y'see?

:B

ONE SLOT OPEN
Only three people at a time. Sorry. ;D
1~[{OPEN}]~
2~[{Fury blaze}]~ gonk
3~[{Efface}]~ gonk
BRIBE SLOT~[{TRY ME ;D}]~

STATUS! ;D
= Deciding still... On a pose.
= I don't really want to do it right now. So... It may take awhile.
wink = Thinking about doing it.
burning_eyes = I've tried a bunch of times. And I'm failing.
heart = I'm really excited to do this!
= I've finally started it! And I'm going, going, going!
rofl = AHAHAHAHA this totally sucks.
= I did it! Hooray!
gonk = I don't even KNOW. I haven't done anything because I'm a lazy a** jerk.


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I DON'T NEED NO TABLE OF CONTENTS

It's at the bottom of every post, SILLY!!

But you can have it extra big cos thass what eet are for.

-{Intro}
-{Table of Contents}
-{Rules}
-{Prices}
-{Samples}
-{How to Order}
-{Black/White list and Banners}
-{Affiliates}
-{About the Artist and Other Crap}

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.....`DA RULES

VIOLET- Applies to women only.

UM. AS A WARNING IN GENERAL. I SWEAR A LOT.

IF YOU DON'T READ ALL OF THESE RULES, I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE.


~lol- Do not, under any circumstances, tell me to exclude any colour from my shading, unless you have a black/white image. :B I use green in my shading. Go look in the mirror. Your face does, too.
~I'm the artist. Unless you specify a pose/emotion, what happens, happens. Kay? Kay.
~Don't pull any "BUT I'M THE COMMISHUNER, I GET WUT I WANT" s**t. =D Like, there are some things I'm really NOT comfortable doing. Don't worry, we can talk it out, but don't turn into a p***k.
~Follow ToS, no cybering, blah blah bukka bukka.
~POST. YOUR. ORDER. IN. THE. THREAD. OR. I. WILL. IGNORE. IT.
~You have to save the picture to your server, or it will be thrown into the internet trash! I'll take a screenshot just in case it gets deleted (sumtiems, tegaki are strict)
~I draw REALLY. ********. SLOW.
It might take a looooooooooong time. You were warned.
~Um check back often. I might add rooelz.




.....`I DON'T DO:


~Chibis. I hate chibis. I can try for you, but it's going to look like s**t.
~Art redos. You get what you get. My art takes a long time, I REALLY don't want to re-do it- and I can't go back and edit Tegaki art. :B I can do small edits if you rly don't like ur art.
~Complex backrounds.
~Any backrounds at ALL.
~Pornography. lyk, lol DUH
~Your mother. As pretty as she may be. Sorry!



......`I WILL DO:

~Cluttered avatars. WOW! A SHOP THAT ACTUALLY DOES THEM! But if I leave out an item, it's your loss that I couldn't see it. :B Make sure to label ALL your items.
~Tekteks
~OC's
~Ban shots. Well, what if you're wearin' a skirt?! Srsly nao.
~Colour-toned pictures. But ONLY one colour. Do not say "omg lyk green skin but evuryfink else purple" Uh, no. You get everything purple or everything green. Or whatever colour you fancy. >>;;
~TASTEFUL nudity. No "duz ur 'chain' hang low" s**t. Sorry guys. I hate teh penal organ. I dun leik to draw eet.




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...~`PRICETIEM`~...


um sorry but I hate drawing guys and it is harder for me.
IF YOU HAVE A BOY AVATAR, ADD 1K TO THE PRICE. IF HIS CHEST IS SHOWING, 2K.
Because male anatomy can suck me. Kthxbai.



...~`CHIBI/FLOB`~...
My chibi style isn't great. See my flob for detailed, smallies are in the top post... for now. xD
I do not do the coding for flobs unless you pay extra.
Black & white
Not offered
Smallies
3oog + 1og per shown item
Detailed/Flob
2k - No Coding
3k - Coding


...~`HEADSHOT`~...
AKA shoulders up.
My Headshots are actually pretty detailed; I put a lot of work into them. n___n They end up really pretty and have a lot of fixin's.
Black & white
4k
Full colour
6k
I do not offer single-colour themes for headshots.

...~`WAIST UP`~...
These are general waist-up pictures. I put some detail into them since there aren't any legs.
Black & white
7k
Colour theme
8k
Full colour
1ok

...~`FULL BODY`~...
The whole shebang. This is a pretty difficult thing for me. Anatomy sucks, and I'm a perfectionist.
BE WARNED; When you order a full body, it MIGHT end up being knees-up.
Price one is a non-cluttered avatar; Price two is a cluttered avatar.
Black & white
1ok-13k
Colour theme
12k-15k
Full color
16k-2ok



......~~``THE GRAND SLAM``~~......
This is a full colour, full body, backround, super-detailed piece. This can take hours upon hours, weeks upon weeks, months... never... I hate these, but I offer them.
BRIBE ME. Bribe me HARD. Good luck. ;D

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...`The moment j00 has all been waiting forrrr~~

SAMPLES!

Sorry, you has to follow a linkery.
You can pick what you like to look at.
Check the newer ones! For shizzle!

HAPPY CUSTOMERS ;D
I assume. owo
[x]GabrielleClearwater[x]
[x]FlamingPyro666[x]

<<< These are my chibis since I'm
<<< too lazy to put them on dA
<<< They're cute
<<< and cheap
<<< :]!

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HOW TO ORDERRRRRR!!111one!!11elevn!1!11!!!1


`1. Fill out the ******** FORM D<<<
`2. Post IN THE THREAD. If you PM ME I WILL IGNOOOOORE YOU.
`3. Send the trade, I'll accept. DO NOT ACCEPT AGAIN. WAIT.
`4. Lineart preview.
`5. Pay me. =/
`5.5. PAY ME. D<
`6. I'll send you a link to Tegaki to see your image. Copy paste it and save it to your computer, please.
`7. Order another one. :B

DELETE ANYTHING IN GODDAMN PARENTHESIS! GRAWR!


CHIBI

[img]http://tinyurl.com/artplz[/img]
[color=PICK A COLOUR, ANY COLOUR]
[b]Your Gaia username:[/b]
[b]Username of avatar being drawn (erase this whole section if it's the same as above)[/b]
[b]Image of avatar being drawn:[/b] (COPY > PASTE INTO MS PAINT OR SOMETHING > UPLOAD. DO NOT DIRECT LINK OR BEAN WILL GET VERY ANGRY. Don't link me. I want an IMAGE in the thread. Thank you. <3)
[b]# of items:[/b] (1og each)
[b]Type[/b] (Smallie, Descriptive/flob)
[b]Pose:[/b] (BE DESCRIPTIVE)
[b]Mood?[/b](Happy, sad, depressed, cynical, pyromaniactic, etc)
[b]Anything else?[/b] (This is for my friend blahblahblah, it's for my aunt sally, make it pretty, make sure her left eye is bigger than her foot, blahblahblah bukkabukka)
[b]Tip?[/b](You dun haveto.)
[b]Total price[/b]:[/color]

AVATAR ART

[img]http://tinyurl.com/artplz[/img]
[color=PICK A COLOUR, ANY COLOUR]
[b]Your Gaia username:[/b]
[b]Username of avatar being drawn (erase this whole section if it's the same as above)[/b]
[b]Image of avatar being drawn:[/b] (COPY > PASTE INTO MS PAINT OR SOMETHING > UPLOAD. DO NOT DIRECT LINK OR BEAN WILL GET VERY ANGRY. Don't link me. I want an IMAGE in the thread. Thank you. <3)
[b]Art type:[/b](Headshot, Full body, etc.)
[b]Colour theme:[/b] (blue, green, ETC)(black/white)(Full color)
[b]Pose:[/b] (BE DESCRIPTIVE)
[b]Mood?[/b](Happy, sad, depressed, cynical, pyromaniactic, etc)
[b]Anything else?[/b] (This is for my friend blahblahblah, it's for my aunt sally, make it pretty, make sure her left eye is bigger than her foot, blahblahblah bukkabukka)
[b]Tip?[/b](You dun haveto.)
[b]Total price[/b]:[/color]

OC ART

[img]http://tinyurl.com/artplz[/img]
[color=PICK A COLOUR, ANY COLOUR]
[b]Your Gaia username:[/b]
[b]Character name:[/b]
[b]Referance picture:[/b] (Please please PLEASE. LINK ME. NO IMAGES. SEVERAL links would be LOVELY.)
[b]Art Type:[/b](Headshot, Full body, etc.)
[b]Colour theme:[/b] (Full colour)(blue, green, ETC)(black/white)(Full colour)
[b]Pose:[/b] (BE DESCRIPTIVE)
[b]Mood?[/b](Happy, sad, depressed, cynical, pyromaniactic, etc)
[b]Anything else?[/b] (This is for my friend blahblahblah, it's for my aunt sally, make it pretty, make sure her left eye is bigger than her foot, blahblahblah bukkabukka)
[b]Tip?[/b](You dun haveto.)
[b]Total price:[/b][/color]

WHAT IT SHOULD ******** LOOK LIKE [ some people just can't do it, you know?! D<< ]



Your Gaia username: Bean Whipped Potato Chip
Image of avatar being drawn:
Art type: Full Body
Colour theme: Blue
Pose: Kneeling, no feet showing. Hands in her lap, a pleasant smile on her face. Eyes closed preferrably. Hair blown slightly by the wind. Kiki cuddled up asleep next to her.
Mood? Happy.
Anything else? Take your time. n___n <3
Total price: 12k~

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BLACK and/or WHITE
LISTS

BUH-BUH-BUH
BLACK
So basically I hope I never have to put anyone here. =D

Wuh-wuh-
WHITE
[Zol_the_Grim_Reaper] - First to order. First to order a GRAND SLAM. Made a banner. Ily!
Fury blaze - For keeping his order even though I was gone for four months.
Efface - Paying me waywaywaywayway too much for my art. xD <3
GabrielleClearwater - Sticking around after she ordered her art and after her art was done. Thanks for regularing! If that's... a word.

BANNERS

[url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mini-shops/magic-jumpin-bean-oekaki-shop-all-right-come-on-in-d/t.41802015_1/ ][img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Zol_Balfaltine/JUMPINbeanshopsign.jpg[/img][/url]

THANKKK YOU, [Zol_the_Grim_Reaper]!!!


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AFFILIATES





WANT TO BE AFFILIATES?
USE THIS:

[img]http://tinyurl.com/linkswap[/img]
[b]Here's my banner:[/b]
[b]I'll take your link, too! YAY![/b]

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ABOUT THE ARTIST

Uuummm right. Okay. Well. About me. I'm.


Not that interesting.
I play flute.. a lot... and.. I write, and I draw. Obviously I draw.
Music is liek, my life, yo yo yiggidy yo.
I swear a lot and act like I'm mean but I'm actually rather nice. :B
I also like to stretch the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

Uhh I'm a band geek
I go to band camp

I also play a little saxophone, but I'm not very good... yet
(+1o sexy points if you play saxophone. +2o if it's tenor)
I can play a C scale on a trumpet and baritone (Same fingerings lol) can't read music on it
I can play clarinet but I can't read music on it, either
I think horn mouthpieces are the most comfortable brass mouthpieces and I'd like to learn it
Also want to learn bassoon and perhaps oboe
I play viola and violin
aaaaannnndddd... I also want to play ophicleide. hahahaaaa

Let's see... I'm really lazy. I like to draw, but like... It takes forever... don't hold it against me...

My best friends are amazing. That's all you need to know. xP

-I would live on my mom's shortbread if it wasn't so unhealthy. I've eaten enough in the past five days to make me diabetic.
-I love to paint, even though I'm not very good at it. I love mediums that can be altered after they've been put to paper. I like to paint and then swish my fingers across the canvas and create unique, abstract patterns.
-I can hear much better out of my right eat than out of my left.
-My left eyebrow has no nerve endings. Ask if you want to hear the story.
-I've recently found joy and warmth in long-sleeve shirts.
-I collect Codd-neck glass bottles, windchimes, and folding fans.
-My favourite thing in the whole wide world (Besides loved ones, I mean, a given) is music.
-My main instrument is flute, and I'm rather good at it. I want my second instrument to be saxophone, and my third to be bassoon. (Yet I can play trumpet... hmm)
-I like using acrylic paints and sculpey glaze to paint my fingernails.
-I have an iPod but I barely use it because I'm too lazy to charge it (or put music on my iTunes)
-I like to play with stickynotes.
-I like to make beads.
-I don't like the colour orange.
-I'm afraid of escalators.
-I'm allergic to mushrooms.
-Except for two people, all the people I've ever had a crush on play or played a concert band instrument.
-David Aines is my hero.
-I like the taste of clarinet reed better than tenor reed.
-Or maybe I just don't like the taste of Rico brand reeds.
-My cellphone is a tracfone, and it sucks. And I hate it. And it sucks. >__>
-I think that mint mixed with chocolate is an abomination.
-I can't stand cooked peas.
-I eat my greenbeans with salt.
-I'm the kind of person that needs to change their hair often.
-I want to go to college and major in music.
-I love to cuddle. Ohmigod. I LOVE to cuddle. I don't think it should be solely for couples. I'll cuddle with you if you're my friend and won't find it awkward because I LOVE TO CUDDLE. xD
-I like it when people draw on my bedroom walls.
-I can't sleep if I'm not cuddling something.
-I don't have a favourite movie, band, song, TV show, book, or author.
-My favourite colour is purple, though!
-And my lucky number is 6.
-I also like three and four.
-I'm a cat person.
-I prefer sculpey over fimo.
-I love 8-bit.
-I often wonder how quickly I get irritating.
-I think that I'm a good person, and a loyal friend.

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DONATIONS
I like people to gimmiestuff, but, I also like to donate to random people I see when I lurk. :3
DON'T ask me to donate. Because, I won't.
To me~
Effervesce = Inari's Beads (1st gen), May 2008 letter, Pixie wings, few other misc. items. heart heart heart heart heart heart
Efface = 37k @___@ heart heart heart heart



From me~
Mirabelle Troi = 3.4k. Good luck on your quest for Fallen Wish! Quest was completed!
Mondaine = Elemental Wings. He's my friend irl, I didn't want them anymore, and he said he'd take them. xD
Lusticles = 5k

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*flies in* OH HAI

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LYK OMG HAI! <hugs>