Ideal Lies [ Grand Opening ! ]

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• • Ideal Lies • •

"What a peculiar place." You can't help but to say it. It seems as if you were reading a script of some sort, but each word is heavily laden down with emotion. You're tired of your life and you want to hear a good story, to cheer you up, but no one around wants to tell you one. And then, as if on cue, you are transported away. . . to a really weird looking building. You're dropped in a sitting position in an ancient armchair that sinks at least seven inches. The building's warm, but dimly lit, and the only light is the afternoon sunlight, which throws velvety shadows around. But it seems deserted. It's dusty, but there are a whole ton of items littering the floor, the various mismatched tables, and there's a counter with a mass of paper on top. "What. . . would you like to hear, my dear ?" And there, my dear customer, is when I begin to weave a lie. . . Convincing, exciting. . . just for you.

The Table of Contents


• Rules
•• How to Order
••• Samples of My Literacy
•••• Black & White List
•••• Previous Liars
••• Links In and Links Out,
•• Events
• Misc.
• Introducing the Mule

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•Rules

• Follow the Gaia Tos
• Credit my stories to me, 'cause it's just called stealing if you don't, and I will report you.
• Be nice to people here, including myself, or you'll end up on my Black list and will be forever banned.
• Don't quote anything from the first page, that's newbie and idiotic.
• I'd appreciate it if no one stretched the pages because that's beyond annoying.
• My stories are mostly meant for only Gaia, but if you must use it somewhere else, add a link of my profile, got it ?
• Set your pms to public, or else I will not give you the story, and you will not get a refund. It sounds harsh, but it is annoying having to deal with people who have set their pms to private or friends only.
• Have a nice time, or the kitties under the blanket will creep up on you and attack.
• Write Oink ! in deepskyblue in, ' Have You Read the Rules ? '

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••How to Order

• Using the order form that I have made, specify what kind of story it is that you want. If you want, you can rp, but if you are illiterate, then get off my territory. Also, even if you do rp, use the order form at the end, it helps.
• WAIT UNTIL I ACCEPT THE ORDER.
• Send the trade to Ideallies. I will not send you the story if you do not accept the trade.
• I will send you the story via pm.

The Liars' Order Form

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[size=10][b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]The Little Liar :
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Special Characters :
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[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]General Scheme : ( Plot )
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Setting : ( Where & When )
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Me, Myself & I: ( Your point of view, someone else's point of view, or no one's point of view )
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Word Count :
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Other :
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Tip ? :
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Have you read the Rules ? :
[b]x[color=white]x[/color]x[color=white]x[/color][/b]Grand Total : ( Plus Tip )[/size] [size=13][color=gray]
Thank you for shopping at Ideal Lies ![/size][/color]

Example :

xxxxIdeal Lies
xxxxThe Little Liar : Chocolate Mousse (Your username, the one here is an example), Will be Jenny Bananapie in the story.
xxxxSpecial Characters : (You can use usernames, but it doesn't look quite as pretty)
• My mother, Mrs. Choco Bananapie, violent house mom who is tall with red hair and green eyes.
• My father, Mr. Bittersweet Bananapie, a stout man with graying black hair and dark brown eyes, is the owner of a juice company.
• My little brother, Jeremy Vanilla Bananapie, the Snotball, who is in the fourth grade and is nine years old.
• My best friend, Chrilalala Mousse, female, short, fat, with freckles, wire-rimmed glasses and braces. Also has mouse-brown hair and blue eyes
• My pet kitty, Meatball, a Siamese cat with blue eyes and brownish fur.
xxxxGeneral Scheme : Chrilalala and Jeremy run over Meatball with a toy truck, My parents divorce, and I go to live with my overcrazy mother while Jeremy goes with father. After moving to Poomama Town, my mother is remarried under three months. My new father is a police officer. Bla bla bla and we all live happily ever after.
xxxxSetting : Parfait City, moves later on to Poomama Town. Year 2010, January to Year 2013, August.
xxxxMe, Myself & I: My point of view.
xxxxWord Count : Around 1,ooo words.
xxxxOther : I hate dogs. I also hate naked mole rats. If you could, could you also get me a boyfriend in the story ?
xxxxTip ? : 5,ooo
xxxxHave You Read The Rules ? : ( Go read the Rules to find out what it is that you should write here. )
xxxxGrand Total : 1o,ooo gold
Thank you for shopping at Ideal Lies !

Prices & Other Stuffs

The prices for each 1,ooo word story is 5,ooo gold. For every 5oo more words, it is 2,5oo gold more. You should all know that stories take a lot of creativity and puts strain on the writers. Please respect this and wait to be accepted. I will only accept a couple of orders at a time, so it's first come first served. Also, please do remember that you must be specific or I won't accept the order.

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•••Samples of my Literacy

The Story of the Shop 1,414 words. Would be 5 k

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••••Black & White List

The Esteemed White List

So far, none yet. The white list is for those liars who use their decieving words for me and this shop. It may seem selfish, but we liars always are. =u=

The Dreaded Black List

Let's hope this list stays empty. It's the filthiest of filthiest places in this minishop, so pray that you won't end up here and follow the rules.

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••••Previous Liars

Liars who have lied more than once will be Italicised.
Liars who have tipped will have a x next to their usernames.

If there is a problem, please pm me and inform me.

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•••Links In & Links Out

Links In
We will, one day, have a link here. If anyone should like to make it for us, it would be much appreciated.=A=;;

Links Out

If you would like your own link here, then post it in the thread or pm me !

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••Events

One day, when koalas start eating purple cylinders, there will be some fancy event here.

List of Events


• Grand Opening - December 30, 2009

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•Miscellaneous

. . . Yay !

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• • Introducing the Mule • •

I am Ideallies, the mule for the shop !
Thank you for visiting, please have a good time !

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• • Ideal Lies is Open ! • •

- Rips the red ribbon off its posts -

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See that the red ribbon has been cut. . . and rejoice, humans !

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Hehe. . . I wonder who my first bumper will be. . . ?

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I thought I had a lot of stuff on my first page. . . apparently not.

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Am I talking to myself ? oAo;;