VenaMarie94
I'm Going To Kenya!
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chowtastic
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1. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
queue
2. If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
lie
3. What work can a painter never quite finish?
an autobiography
4. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
bertha the hurricane
5. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
curlers can't take pictures, cameras can
6. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
you have one
7. What has a mouth but can't chew?
a river
8. How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
9. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
10. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp of a package
12. Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?
fire
13. Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
wholesome
14. What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
a pig or cow
15. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
when your a mouse
16. If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
one
queue
2. If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
lie
3. What work can a painter never quite finish?
an autobiography
4. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
bertha the hurricane
5. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
curlers can't take pictures, cameras can
6. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
you have one
7. What has a mouth but can't chew?
a river
8. How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
9. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
10. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
a stamp of a package
12. Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?
fire
13. Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
wholesome
14. What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
a pig or cow
15. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
when your a mouse
16. If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
one
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Click It!
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All of them are right, except for one, which I may accept, because it's pretty close.
chowtastic
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