Whats the Most Drunk You've Ever Been

[Lady Medusa]

I got myself 3 coffe baylieses, then two glasses of red wine.. then some other stuff. See I don't remember ANYTHING after that second glass of wine. Apparently I talked to people. Gave a lot of hugs to people, stole a lot of drinks, lost the ability to stand, lost the ability to sit. Drank water like a hero and locked myself in the toilet. Threw up, blacked out, fainted - while still trowing up. Made at least 92 people think I was dieing, and threw up on the girl who managed to pick the lock on the toilet and saved me from drowning in my own vomit.

I woke up in a hospital bed the next day wearing a diaper and a hospital gown, whit chunks of puke in my hair, tubes in my arm, unsteady heart rate, 10 kg's lighter, and cuts all over my back.
Apparently I had been quite lucid though. I managed to introduce myself, so they could get my files. I refused to give them my phone-number, because I was in no mood to get yelled at and wanted to sleep so I could go to school the next day :S

[Blitzkrieg Beauty]

My best friend had a party at his mom's house and between 8 of us, we drank 14 40oz Colt 45's, a bottle of Bacardi rum, a bottle of cheap vodka, and a bottle of Southern Comfort.
I don't remember bits and pieces of that night, and have no idea what Southern Comfort tastes like, but there are pictures of me drinking out of the bottle. We got some glow sticks, turned on some really loud music, danced around for a few hours, then my boyfriend and I had sex in the bathroom while we thought everyone was outside, but they were actually right in the other room and heard everything.
I was so incredibly hung over the next day I wanted to die. And, I had to drive back to school, which is a good 2 hour drive.

I wasn't being very responsible.

[black_cloud14]

She was my first love
She was the first to go
And when she left me for you
I was the last to know

Um, I think I had chicken in wine sauce once..
=D
It was pretty good.

[Perfect_Itemization]

Coreander - The Crabbit

Perfect_Itemization

27 shots of Captain Morgan (9 tripple-shot Captain & Coke's)
8 shots of Seagram's 7 (4 double-shot 7 & 7's)
5 shots of moonshine
6 shots of Jägermeister (yay Jägerbombs)
5 beers

That's what I actually remember drinking, anyway. According to my boyfriend we smoked 4 bowls on top of that (I only remember the first two hits).

At the time of smoking we were outside. I do not remember coming back in the house. Next thing I know, I wake up in the bathtub with my socks on my hands. The floor is flooded with water because the back of the toilet somehow got cracked literally in half. I guess somehow had the presence of mind to cut the water off in my drunken stupor. My cell phone also somehow ended up inside my pants instead of in my pocket. Annd my boyfriend was passed out in the hall way.

Good times! heart

I don't see how a female drinking that much without dying is possible. You would have suffered from severe alcohol poisoning at the least.

Not exactly. That's after 4 years of heavy drinking. To top that off, both sides of my family are alcoholics. Not saying I'm proud of that, per se, but it takes a ton of alcohol to put me out; which I hate because that also makes it more expensive.

I think the female/male tolerence is a bit over rated. I can drink my boyfriend under the table, just like my mother is half my fathers weight and can drink just as much as he can, of course, that's probably because she drinks every night, but still. Gender becomes a non-factor at a certain point. At least in my opinion.

[Catz95]

Ahh new years of this year. I drank a bottle of Three Blind Moose to myself, Jager, Bacardi, some blue drink I was handed, beers, and probably more I can't remember, and all I have left is a s**t ton of pictures of my best gay friend making out with my lesbian friend, and waking up in said gay man's wine covered shirt. I was later told I took a bath and whilst in said bath I sang Beetle songs as loud as possible and then decided to take a nap.

The best part of it was that when I woke up there was a hole in the wall about the size of someones head and we have no idea how it got there, and the first thing me and my gay friend said to each other when we saw I was in his shirt was "oh damn not again!" xD

Meh.

[Mother Molly]

Most of my lolz filled drunks involved a good amount of weed as well. I remember one party...
My friend was trying to score some pot. I can't remember why or how but we went from calling it 'weed' to 'toast' to 'toast with mustard' to 'mustard'. "TOOOONY! WHERRE'S THE MUSSTARRD?!"
Another friend and I sitting on a swing, leaning on each other, while he's screaming at his boyfriend to get him chicken.
If not for another friend knocking on the door, I would have passed out with my head in the toilet.
For some reason, three of us were in the bathroom at the same time taking turns while one was curling her hair.
We set off fireworks at a nearby skate park. One of the fireworks fell pointing towards us and we all danced away, screaming.
I had a ton of those 'you're so awesome' conversations.
I smoked a cigarette backwards, halfway through the filter, before I realized what I was doing. The funny thing was, I was sharing the smoke with someone and they didn't notice either.
I got motion sickness watching a few people playing Rock Band. Later on the same night I was playing the drums happily without the TV being on.

And so on, and so on. Good times.

[HtheDarkStealthDude]

I drank at least 4 shots of tequila and a "cuba libre"(that's coke with rum) in a day.

[That_Dude887]

the most drunk i've ever been? whole bottle of sangria wine. I had a gran mal seizure, don't remember about a two hour span of time, thought i never bought weed when i did, puked up several times, fell into a bush and got right up and said "i am...OKAY!" granted, i don't remember half of this...


Funniest story?

My friends an i had like, a couple beers and some amarretto liquor and i left to go see my (at the time) gf at her lunch break, came back to find my freind trevor had brought over more beer and liquor, i had a can of budweiser and none of the yagermister cuz i was on the brink of absolutely trashed and knew it. My freind, drunk as hell, decided to go get jack in the box, drove up the wrong side of the street, and ran straight into a parked SUV. i ran down their, tried to help him get out of it when i saw flashes of a camera and said screw it, when a lady appeared next to my freinds window and asked him if he was drinking. This is the conversation...

Lady: "have you been drinking?"

freind: yeah, i'm sorry!

Lady: were gonna call the cops *turns and yells* CALL THE COPS!

So me, i run back to my freinds house and as i'm running i hear this "CATCH HIM! CATCH HIM!" and im like, eff that, so i run faster, but someone else said just let him go. I run into my freinds garage, finding him past out with a little vommit on his shoulder, and i say "KEVIN! COPS!" he wakes up instantly and i start cleaning up all the beer cans, cases etc. We run into his room, and his dad just starts SCREAMING at both of us. I get scared, and i run to the upper street, hide under a RV car till the cops pass by and i call a freind and end up sleeping in her tree house the rest of the night.

Lesson of the day? dont get stupid drunk...you might end up being the hero of the day by saving your freinds a** from going to jail..at least one of them.

[glitters_23]

Chiyo Suzaku

2 straight shots of Everclear. For those who are unaware, Everclear is 95% alcohol. Needless to say, I don't remember too much of that night. I remember having sex for 3 hours straight, getting sick (didn't throw up) and passing out

lol, i remember doing that. id had 3 shots everclear, a mixed drink with i dunno what, and about 6 shots of ice 101. i dont remember a damn thing. i remember walking to the living room and sitting on the couch. and woke up the next morning. i felt drunkn for 2 or 3 days. had a little bit of a headache the first day. but not too bad. and i never puked

[g1oomy]

I have quite a few drunk stories. x]

This one time one of my roommates came home with a few bottles of Smirnoff vodka. There was a couple of us and we took a few shots straight vodka. Well me and my friend are rather lightweight, so that was all it took to get us buzzed. We hijacked the bottle of vodka to the kitchen, sat ourselves on the floor of the kitchen and started taking turns swigging the bottle straight up. No chasers, no mixers, nothing. Pure vodka. We finished off that entire bottle, just the two of us, two relatively small (she's even smaller than me at a maximum of 110lbs and 5 feet tall). The night continued with her rolling around on the floor with a giant stuffed Pikachu, us playing hangman locked in a bathroom on the toilet, and eventually at some point, she escaped the house from the bathroom window and totally ditched down the street. I had to chase her down and catch her and bring her back inside. She was SO drunk, I picked her up from the curb of the street and carried her back to the house. It wasn't until I was carrying her that she realized we were outside.
That one was fun.

I think in the same week we did almost the same thing but the girl I talked about in the last story, her ex gf and I almost got in a giant fist fight because I was trying to protect her from getting hurt again (there was lots of turmoil in their relationship and I ended up in the middle at one point) and we almost got physical about it had someone not stopped us. It was BAD. But it's ok now.

Another time I was at a party with a couple of friends and we had been playing beer pong that entire night so naturally I was drinking a lot. Then I finished off two of those big Mickey's bottles and I was gonneee. I could barely walk at all, and I finally made it to the bedroom we were staying in for the night (we obviously weren't going home with how hammered we were) and I made it to the bed, when I realized the door hadn't been closed. I stumbled towards the door, tripping on every possible thing I could trip on (even things that I didn't even realize I could've tripped on), stumbled to the door handle and tripped on everything to the bed yet again. That was baaad.

I also got really drunk playing 28-cup beer pong one time and ended up having to drink more than half of my share of the cups because my partner decided she didn't want to drink that much. LAME. I was in and out of the bathroom waayy too much that night.
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