Whats the Most Drunk You've Ever Been

[ElephantsCanRawrtoo]

so drunk i dont remember the story.

[Almond Scented Cyanide]

Never been drunk. The most I've ever drank only got me hyper and a little tipsy.

I remember making out with my friend's boyfriend, flashing as a dare, and everyone participating in a dry hump orgy at a party. gonk

[Perfect_Itemization]

27 shots of Captain Morgan (9 tripple-shot Captain & Coke's)
8 shots of Seagram's 7 (4 double-shot 7 & 7's)
5 shots of moonshine
6 shots of Jägermeister (yay Jägerbombs)
5 beers

That's what I actually remember drinking, anyway. According to my boyfriend we smoked 4 bowls on top of that (I only remember the first two hits).

At the time of smoking we were outside. I do not remember coming back in the house. Next thing I know, I wake up in the bathtub with my socks on my hands. The floor is flooded with water because the back of the toilet somehow got cracked literally in half. I guess somehow had the presence of mind to cut the water off in my drunken stupor. My cell phone also somehow ended up inside my pants instead of in my pocket. Annd my boyfriend was passed out in the hall way.

Good times! heart

[Diem1992]

I was barely tipsy - end of story.

[xXLame_JaneXx]

"look at this- I lactate!!"

[Xero FX]

The most drunk ive ever been was the first time I got drunk.

I ended up threatening my friends, falling down the stairs, throwing up in my bed and passing out in my own vomit only to wake up in the bathroom staring at myself covered in throw up.

now, It takes me forever to even feel it though lol

[usmclcpl]

I went to the tavern when I was about 16 years old with a gallon of Jim. Between 4 people, the gallon was gone by the end of the night. Lost my car keys in the grass...but somehow found them. Spent the rest of the night puking all over the highway.

Not really funny, but that's the drunkest I've ever been.
It was awesome.

[Coreander - The Crabbit]

It happened just a couple months ago, actually. I went to a nice music cafe to see one of my favorite local metal bands, and there was 2-for-1 specials on Kamikaze shots. My fiance kept buying rounds, and I wound up drinking 10 shots. I'm on a couple different medications that increase the effects of alcohol, so I was pretty far gone. Apparently, I wound up dancing with everyone on the floor in front of the stage, and I nearly passed out on a table. They kicked me out because I was so drunk. I think I even tried to flirt with a gay server. rofl

But yeah, my fiance' helped me to the car, and drove around for about an hour while I came in and out of awareness. By the time we got home I could hardly walk, and he had to carry me in the house. I didn't hurl, but it sure felt like I was going to. I felt ill for 3 days straight afterwards. It was bad...

I'm never getting that drunk again. neutral

[Coreander - The Crabbit]

Perfect_Itemization

27 shots of Captain Morgan (9 tripple-shot Captain & Coke's)
8 shots of Seagram's 7 (4 double-shot 7 & 7's)
5 shots of moonshine
6 shots of Jägermeister (yay Jägerbombs)
5 beers

That's what I actually remember drinking, anyway. According to my boyfriend we smoked 4 bowls on top of that (I only remember the first two hits).

At the time of smoking we were outside. I do not remember coming back in the house. Next thing I know, I wake up in the bathtub with my socks on my hands. The floor is flooded with water because the back of the toilet somehow got cracked literally in half. I guess somehow had the presence of mind to cut the water off in my drunken stupor. My cell phone also somehow ended up inside my pants instead of in my pocket. Annd my boyfriend was passed out in the hall way.

Good times! heart

I don't see how a female drinking that much without dying is possible. You would have suffered from severe alcohol poisoning at the least.

[Verdelet Affinity]

I got very drunk last year... I lay down in the middle of the road, threw up twice, tried to eat my vomit crying that is was my mum's spagbol. And then I shouted ''******** off police'' at every car that drove past for the next 45 minutes. I then had to be walked home and tucked into bed. Amazingly, I wasn't hungover in the slightest the next morning, even got up early to see my friend off to work!

[Muic]

I haven't been able to get drunk yet. I'm guessing that I can hold my alcohol pretty well....?? confused

[Shima Shinji]

At senior week, down the road from me and my friend's hotel, a guy got so drunk that he fell off the 6th story balcony.

But a friend of a friend's boyfriend was hitting on all of us so hard. He kept buying us drinks over and over again, it was like a $150 bill, but he was rich so we didn't care. He tried to teach me to salsa but I fell down and took a barstool with me when I tried to spin.

Good times. rofl

[Vintage Baby Deer]

The first day of August of this year was pretty bad. D; One of my friends got 9k from his grandma to spend on school ... so to celebrate he bought a s**t ton of liqour/weed/whatever. I think I had 6 jaeger bombs, 4 shots of crown royal, 2 shots of vodka, and one or two mixed drinks... oh and took I think 5 hits off of this 2 foot bong.. after that I can't really remember much but feeling really dehydrated and seeing 2 of everything and curling up on the couch. Every time I'd try to open my eyes the room would start spinning so fast that I'd want to puke so I just fell asleep in the fetal position..When I woke up it had been 4 hours and a baby chihuahua was licking my toes and I could hear one of my friends puking in the toilet. I actually made it through all that night without puking, but the next day at like 10 in the morning I took two shots of jaeger and it hit me like a rock... not good times.

[ShadowToxic]

"I'm way too ******** talk to drunk I had Jack Daniels for breakfast I want to kill something I am a salamander in your soup What's your favorite?. HUH?!"

Me, after getting drunk.

[Jason_Wyngarde]

yes i have it ok i would not do it every day b/c it take it told on your body