
Pax Britannica
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- Posted: Thu, 08 Aug 2013 03:39:48 +0000


The Irishman squinted his sodden eyes at the wires before him, straining his brain in an attempt to remember which one went where. If he got it right, the fireworks would go off as planned and make for a great spectacle. Wrong, and the damn thing would just blow up. Either was to his liking, but the later had the annoying side-effect of setting him on fire. I hate being on fire, he thought, his pliers shifting from one wire to the next in the feeble hope that it would remind him where he was supposed to cut. Was a time long ago Brandwyn would have settled his nerves with a drink. Sadly, it was impossible for vampires to get truly drunk. They could drink themselves on power, on vengeance, even on chaos and slaughter; but if he hoped to have a pint and have it matter there were precious few ways open to him. Mixing blood into the alcohol had some effect. Unfortunately, their King Poofter had them all on starvation rations to keep the people from noticing their presence. Subtlety, he was always saying, was the key to their survival. Brandwyn did not do subtlety, no better than he did sober. Combining the two left him on edge and made his head feel as though it were packed in cotton. Not the best mindset to be handling explosives in. Green one, he thought, easing his pliers around the thin little wire. Sure of it.
No sooner had he touched his tool to the machine than a red-headed nuisance swelled into his vision. Brandwyn started away from the sudden face, his lips peeling up from his silver fangs in a snarl of annoyance. “The feck you gawking at,” he raged at her, tossing the pliers in the dirt. “Canna see I’m trying not to blow myself to flitters here?!” Amelia regarded the Irishman with the same distaste she always seemed to reserve for him. She was another late comer to Mercia’s little party, having shown up the same night as Brandwyn. Aside from that though, the two shared nothing in common. Brandwyn’s rough-and-tumble nature was a grating thing to the soft-spoken Amelia. Likewise, the Mad Brand had neither time nor patience for a ‘bowsie git’ with her nose stuck up in the air. They largely avoided one another, but when they did meet it was almost always destined to end in a fight. Brandwyn wasn’t feeling at his best as it was, so the fire-headed girl was something he sorely didn’t need. From the look on her face, Amelia felt the same, but she pushed ahead:
“I’m not sure if you’ve managed it yet, but we did discuss the fire pit below the high wire. I’m positive you’re more than capable of the task, but keep in mind we need to be sure that the illusion is that we’re in danger while we’re out of harm’s way. I leave it your hands that this will be the case, yes?”
Brandwyn snorted in reply, turning his back on the woman. “Who do ya tink you’re gabbin’ at? Finished that mess over two hours ago,” he threw over his shoulder, picking his tools out of the dirt. “The ring’s all set, but I don’t see why you’re all in arms about it. Even if you did get burned you could just be a feckin’ man about it and-“ Brandwyn turned to find he was talking to himself. Amelia had slipped off somewhere through his answer, and that had the Irishman grumbling and cursing to himself anew. Bloody hell. Little babby comes begging after an answer an’ she don’t even hang about to hear it. Mayhaps a touch of the torch will take some of that ice off her. His glowering darkened with thoughts of arson and explosives as he went back to his wires, considering them again. Blue one, he thought. Sure of it. Brandwyn raised his cutters up and took hold of the wire in question, touching his tool to it.
And all the lights went out.
[********, what did I touch?!” he cursed, fumbling in the box for whatever it was that had knocked them all into darkness. But before he could set to fixing the problem, a set of spotlights kicked on, and the show was underway. The brawny vampire sighed a breath of relief. Right, the show. Luck, that. Kes would like to have flipped his cap if I’d – whoa! Brandwyn’s train of thought was suddenly derailed as Mercia made her entrance. Leather straps bound up flesh as pale as the moon, and cut that deadly figure into an assortment of soft curves that had the eye of anything with a y chromosome. The Irishman in particular found himself hypnotized by the way her thighs looked astride the werebeast, his mouth pulled up into a fierce grin that sent his silver fangs to glinting. He and his sire might not see much eye to eye, but Brand could have hugged the b*****d for that outfit alone. What he wouldn’t have given to trade places with Noora in that instance.
“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, I welcome you to Il Carnevale di Morte! Prepare for the greatest show of your life, but take care it does not prove your last!” The little death god’s voice carried over the roars from the crowd, sounding like a horn of battle amidst the charge. Brandwyn felt his own clockwork heart start to thumping with the sound of it. She was a pretty thing, aye, a fine bit of stuff, but the power in that voice was what really got his legs to quaking. He wasn’t dead sure yet whether he wanted her or wanted to drain her, but damned if he was anxious to try a bit of both.
Those thoughts however were blasted out of his head when he heard the first firework cannon sound. The chain had begun, and Brandwyn seized upon the last in the line sudden panic. He needed to have it fixed now, or else the thing would boom like it was supposed to, and it’d throw off the whole thing. But which wire was it?! Clover eyes darted from the cannon to the one’s approaching, and Brandwyn reached his decision.
[******** it.”
A bronze hand tore all the wires from inside the cannon at once. The explosion was immediate and deafening. A plume of oily black smoke poured up from the cannon, and small fires took root along the circus floor. It served to ‘startle’ the beast just fine, as well as everyone else in the tent.
It wasn’t until Mercia had sufficiently calmed her beast and won back the crowd that Brandwyn emerged from the smoking ruin, his face covered in soot and his clothes on fire. The brawny Irishman had started the course of their little show dressed in green and black motley. Of that, only tatters remained, along with his own kilt, but by and large he seemed no worse for the wear. He made his way back stage, patting out the flames and smelling of smoke, cursing the whole way.
“The feck is that fairy? I need me another shirt,” he demanded of no one in particular.
