GD, I fail at life. [With lots of pictures!]

Do you like cake?

Yes	29.4%	[ 25 ]
OMNOMNOMNOM	70.6%	[ 60 ]
Total Votes:			[ 85 ]

[The Viscount]

Hay thurr GD. Today is my beautiful fiance's 23rd birthday. We're not rich, so I couldn't do much. So I decided to get him a video game and card, bake a cake, and make some orange danish rolls that he really likes.

The problem is, I TOTALLY ******** UP THE CAKE. ;_; The following are actual pictures from said disaster. I mixed the eggs in pretty good (I thought) by hand since I don't have a blender.

Instead, the eggs merely settled into the bottom of the cake, staying perfectly formed like two little eyes in the darkness.



Then I tried to pick out the egg bits and flip it over so maybe no one would notice the lumpy surface. But that only caused the cake to completely crumble into a skillion tiny bits.

So I reassembled it and this is what I got:

THE SADDEST ******** CAKE OF ALL TIME.

Discuss:
-Baking Failures
-Whole eggs in your cake
-Can you cook?
-Do you like Orange Danish Rolls too?
-How I will probably ******** up the danish rolls as well.
-Why is it that my cakes never come out like this?

[Drunken Bandit]

I can't stop laughing.
I'm sorry. :[

[Turn the RADIO off]

it fell apart because eggs are like glue in cakes
they can stay light and fluffy, but stick together at the same time.
since you didn't mix the eggs in well enough your cake went kapoof.

Keep in mind I was talking out of my a**.

[Casanova Kiss]

ZOMGGG
Madame de Pompadour

fails!???

Seriously, I'm LOLing.

[herr_doktor.exe]

to be honest, that is the biggest pile of fail I've seen when it comes to baking. xDDD
you should use a spoon and make sure you reach the bottom and scrape the sides and flip the batter around to make sure it's incorporated.

and no one in their right mind mixes the cake right in the pan. mad

[Nicola Six]

Oh my god. I'm sorry but that cake is really funny. lol

[Djeheuty]

Iron chef is not pleased by this fail cake.

[Blushing Buttcheeks]

Drunken Bandit

I can't stop laughing.
I'm sorry. :[

[The Viscount]

Drunken Bandit

I can't stop laughing.
I'm sorry. :[

It's okay, at this point I'm laughing at myself too. At first I was pissed. But my mama is going to buy a fancy cake and it will be grand, grand I say. <333

[king O B E R 0 N]

Wow.

You should send that to america's funniest home video or something.

s**t.

[Sarcastic Clowns]

eew poopy

[The Viscount]

Casanova Kiss

ZOMGGG
Madame de Pompadour

fails!???

Seriously, I'm LOLing.

XD It's true, I am composed of 67% fail. The rest is mostly dark matter.

[Drunken Bandit]

Madame Pompadour

Drunken Bandit

I can't stop laughing.
I'm sorry. :[

It's okay, at this point I'm laughing at myself too. At first I was pissed. But my mama is going to buy a fancy cake and it will be grand, grand I say. <333

Then a celebration shall be made.

[chimera oO]

OMG LOL.
Get a blender.... u_u

[The Viscount]

Djeheuty

Iron chef is not pleased by this fail cake.

I would be scared if he came into my house and saw this confection. D:

I need FEMA to come and help me do clean-up. There are crumbs EVERYWHERE. xB