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Man-Hungry Pirate
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WARNING: THIS RIG USES FLICKERING IMAGES AND SUCH ANIMATIONS THAT CAN CAUSE HEADACHES,MINI SEIZURES, OR OTHER VISION PROBLEMS. CAREFUL WHEN SCROLLING
I sincerely apologize that I had no idea such things happened. As such I'm trying to move the actual animations lower on the page. I'm not sure much that I can do.
Site Feedback thread which highlights the issue, PLEASE READ.
I've added still images in my journal right here
They're hosted on photobucket so it may reach a bandwidth problem but it's all I can do now.
Cross post: I was thinking that we/I/someone could ask the staff for still images and replace the thread with that; I'd have the actual GIFS in another area with definite warnings.
I'd grab the images myself but people would rather have the thread have actual Gaia images where they don't get blocked and there are no bandwidth issues.
Warning part 2:
GIF HEAVY
LINKS TO GO TO:
Item thread!
Screen King-Pick Your Flick and Reveal Your Prize!
French translations
Discussion:
**IT INVOLVES IVAN AND BIBBLES LORD FLUFFYKINS EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL. DO YOU AGREE?
**Gosh! They're using ANIMATION! Not as much as the G-boy turbo but enough to make this adorable!
** I N C E P T I O N
**Different styles for different genre! How do you like this idea? Does it work well with the RIG? Remind you of any movie?
** You have to admit; the villain is pretty handsome. Not as much as I am but you know.
**You movie buffs can play "Spot that reference!" No points for getting Harry Potter right, I'm afraid.
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Ivan and Bibbles have invited you out to a midnight movie, but the price of admission includes a strange surprise: Ivan dozes off, and you find yourself pulled into his bizarre silver screen dreams! If you can guide him through a wild mishmash of movie genres, he'll become the Screen King-- and you'll be handsomely rewarded!
DREAM 1
ROMANTIC COMEDY.
Ivan seems to be dreaming about the movie he fell asleep during, a Romantic Comedy! He’s meeting up with Liza, the love interest, for a cup of coffee at the cafe they met at.
Dream Ivan is shy, and he’s getting nervous. He tries telling a joke.
She laughs! The attraction is magnetic. Liza gazes at him with love - they are finally together.
Ivan and Liza lean in to kiss...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 2
THE CHILDREN'S MUSICAL (Dream a)
Just as they’re about to kiss, Liza suddenly breaks into song! From the looks of the fairytale forest, it seems like you’re in a Children’s Musical.
Woodland creatures of all shapes and sizes approach Liza, attracted by her beautiful song.
But her number is cut short, as the villain swoops in and steals her from Ivan! As she is carried away, she drops a white enchanted rose...
The rose glows with their destined love. Ivan knows he must rescue her before the last petal falls. Already, a petal floats to the ground.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE ACTION MOVIE (Dream b)
Just as they’re about to kiss, a red laser dot appears on Ivan’s forehead! Liza’s eyes go wide.
Liza grabs Ivan and pushes him out of the way. They tumble as the wall behind them explodes with gunfire!
Luckily, Ivan’s watch has a super secret feature to turn into a gun. He hits a button to make it transform, and Liza and Ivan start returning fire.
But it’s no use! The villain evades their fire and grabs Liza, escaping with her! “Noooooo!!” Ivan cries out.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 3
THE FOREIGN FILM (Dream a)
You follow Ivan and Bibbles as they track the drifting petals to Paris...
Bibbles notices a clue! It’s Liza’s favorite wine... where is it coming from?
Atop the Eiffel Tower, Ivan spots his love!
She’s being carried to the top of the tower! He’ll have to reach her quick, there’s no telling what the villain’s dastardly plans involve.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE OLD WESTERN (Dream b)
Ivan chases after the kidnapper... on a horse? This is an interesting development.
It’s the wild west! And like in any proper western, the villain ties Liza to a convenient railroad track!
In dramatic silence, they know they must duel off. Ivan prepares his trigger finger...
Ivan wins the duel, but the villain escapes! In the distance, Ivan and Liza can hear a train’s whistle. He’ll have to worry about the villain later, he must get Liza out before the train comes!
Ivan rushes to free Liza. He unties her just in time, but the train seems closer now than it should, and Ivan’s legs feel like lead...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE FANTASY MOVIE (Dream c)
“YES! You’re a wizard, Ivan,” says a voice from off screen.
Ivan turns to face the voice. Standing in the shadows is the man who kidnapped Liza. “I challenge you, Ivan, to a wizards duel. You’ll have to defeat me to save your precious love.”
Ivan accepts his challenge, and doesn’t hold back. Their spells fly with intensity, lighting up the old school of wizardry.
But the villain is ruthless, and Ivan struggles to stave off his attacks. He feels himself getting weaker...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 4
THE MONSTER MOVIE (Dream a)
Suddenly, a giant monster crashes into Paris. It’s Octoshark! And he’s going straight for the Eiffel Tower!
Another monster bursts into the scene - Crockadactyl! The gale from its beating wings makes the Tower’s iron groan.
Octoshark and Crockadactyl screech and roar in an epic battle that threatens to destroy the Tower!
But Liza is still at the top! Ivan tries to climb the Tower despite the ongoing destruction, but feels it crumbling beneath him...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE SCI-FI MOVIE (Dream b)
Just as the train is about to hit them, its iron and steel start disconnecting and reassembling to another shape. Ivan and Liza watch in awe as it turns into a giant mecha, the Trainsformer!
Luckily, Ivan has his own mecha, the Ivangelia! It activates and rescues them from the Trainsformer.
Ivangelia and the Trainsformer battle fiercely. But the enemy is incredibly strong, and Ivan knows that his mecha can only take so much abuse.
Bibbles comes on screen - he’s found a weakness in the enemy’s armor! Ivan grins and prepares to fire at the coordinates...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE ANIME (Dream c)
A white rose suddenly hits the villain's wand hand, causing the spell to misfire!
OMG, it’s Liza! No, it’s Lovely Lady Love Interest Liza! And she’s here to punish you!
“Liza, you’ve saved me!” Ivan’s love overflows to sparkly shoujo proportions!
Lovely Lady Love Interest Liza begins powering up her Super Hearthrob Scepter and aims at the villain...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
VICTORY
VICTORY
All of Ivan’s dreams of movies start colliding into a crazy parade of insanity, but you all manage to escape just in time! Ivan’s defeated his dream challenge, and become the Screen King!
Now crowned the victor, King Ivan leans in to kiss Liza as the dream starts to unravel...
...But he wakes up! That’s how it always is... At least he has Bibbles. And you have your reward!
I sincerely apologize that I had no idea such things happened. As such I'm trying to move the actual animations lower on the page. I'm not sure much that I can do.
Site Feedback thread which highlights the issue, PLEASE READ.
I've added still images in my journal right here
They're hosted on photobucket so it may reach a bandwidth problem but it's all I can do now.
Cross post: I was thinking that we/I/someone could ask the staff for still images and replace the thread with that; I'd have the actual GIFS in another area with definite warnings.
I'd grab the images myself but people would rather have the thread have actual Gaia images where they don't get blocked and there are no bandwidth issues.
Warning part 2:
GIF HEAVY
LINKS TO GO TO:
Item thread!
Screen King-Pick Your Flick and Reveal Your Prize!
French translations
Discussion:
**IT INVOLVES IVAN AND BIBBLES LORD FLUFFYKINS EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL. DO YOU AGREE?
**Gosh! They're using ANIMATION! Not as much as the G-boy turbo but enough to make this adorable!
** I N C E P T I O N
**Different styles for different genre! How do you like this idea? Does it work well with the RIG? Remind you of any movie?
** You have to admit; the villain is pretty handsome. Not as much as I am but you know.
**You movie buffs can play "Spot that reference!" No points for getting Harry Potter right, I'm afraid.
-------------------------------------
Ivan and Bibbles have invited you out to a midnight movie, but the price of admission includes a strange surprise: Ivan dozes off, and you find yourself pulled into his bizarre silver screen dreams! If you can guide him through a wild mishmash of movie genres, he'll become the Screen King-- and you'll be handsomely rewarded!
DREAM 1
ROMANTIC COMEDY.
Ivan seems to be dreaming about the movie he fell asleep during, a Romantic Comedy! He’s meeting up with Liza, the love interest, for a cup of coffee at the cafe they met at.
Dream Ivan is shy, and he’s getting nervous. He tries telling a joke.
She laughs! The attraction is magnetic. Liza gazes at him with love - they are finally together.
Ivan and Liza lean in to kiss...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 2
THE CHILDREN'S MUSICAL (Dream a)
Just as they’re about to kiss, Liza suddenly breaks into song! From the looks of the fairytale forest, it seems like you’re in a Children’s Musical.
Woodland creatures of all shapes and sizes approach Liza, attracted by her beautiful song.
But her number is cut short, as the villain swoops in and steals her from Ivan! As she is carried away, she drops a white enchanted rose...
The rose glows with their destined love. Ivan knows he must rescue her before the last petal falls. Already, a petal floats to the ground.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE ACTION MOVIE (Dream b)
Just as they’re about to kiss, a red laser dot appears on Ivan’s forehead! Liza’s eyes go wide.
Liza grabs Ivan and pushes him out of the way. They tumble as the wall behind them explodes with gunfire!
Luckily, Ivan’s watch has a super secret feature to turn into a gun. He hits a button to make it transform, and Liza and Ivan start returning fire.
But it’s no use! The villain evades their fire and grabs Liza, escaping with her! “Noooooo!!” Ivan cries out.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 3
THE FOREIGN FILM (Dream a)
You follow Ivan and Bibbles as they track the drifting petals to Paris...
Bibbles notices a clue! It’s Liza’s favorite wine... where is it coming from?
Atop the Eiffel Tower, Ivan spots his love!
She’s being carried to the top of the tower! He’ll have to reach her quick, there’s no telling what the villain’s dastardly plans involve.
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE OLD WESTERN (Dream b)
Ivan chases after the kidnapper... on a horse? This is an interesting development.
It’s the wild west! And like in any proper western, the villain ties Liza to a convenient railroad track!
In dramatic silence, they know they must duel off. Ivan prepares his trigger finger...
Ivan wins the duel, but the villain escapes! In the distance, Ivan and Liza can hear a train’s whistle. He’ll have to worry about the villain later, he must get Liza out before the train comes!
Ivan rushes to free Liza. He unties her just in time, but the train seems closer now than it should, and Ivan’s legs feel like lead...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE FANTASY MOVIE (Dream c)
“YES! You’re a wizard, Ivan,” says a voice from off screen.
Ivan turns to face the voice. Standing in the shadows is the man who kidnapped Liza. “I challenge you, Ivan, to a wizards duel. You’ll have to defeat me to save your precious love.”
Ivan accepts his challenge, and doesn’t hold back. Their spells fly with intensity, lighting up the old school of wizardry.
But the villain is ruthless, and Ivan struggles to stave off his attacks. He feels himself getting weaker...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
DREAM 4
THE MONSTER MOVIE (Dream a)
Suddenly, a giant monster crashes into Paris. It’s Octoshark! And he’s going straight for the Eiffel Tower!
Another monster bursts into the scene - Crockadactyl! The gale from its beating wings makes the Tower’s iron groan.
Octoshark and Crockadactyl screech and roar in an epic battle that threatens to destroy the Tower!
But Liza is still at the top! Ivan tries to climb the Tower despite the ongoing destruction, but feels it crumbling beneath him...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE SCI-FI MOVIE (Dream b)
Just as the train is about to hit them, its iron and steel start disconnecting and reassembling to another shape. Ivan and Liza watch in awe as it turns into a giant mecha, the Trainsformer!
Luckily, Ivan has his own mecha, the Ivangelia! It activates and rescues them from the Trainsformer.
Ivangelia and the Trainsformer battle fiercely. But the enemy is incredibly strong, and Ivan knows that his mecha can only take so much abuse.
Bibbles comes on screen - he’s found a weakness in the enemy’s armor! Ivan grins and prepares to fire at the coordinates...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
THE ANIME (Dream c)
A white rose suddenly hits the villain's wand hand, causing the spell to misfire!
OMG, it’s Liza! No, it’s Lovely Lady Love Interest Liza! And she’s here to punish you!
“Liza, you’ve saved me!” Ivan’s love overflows to sparkly shoujo proportions!
Lovely Lady Love Interest Liza begins powering up her Super Hearthrob Scepter and aims at the villain...
Oh no! The dream seems to be getting hazy. Ivan might wake up! Do you stop here and collect the prizes you’ve earned, or risk more and go deeper?
VICTORY
VICTORY
All of Ivan’s dreams of movies start colliding into a crazy parade of insanity, but you all manage to escape just in time! Ivan’s defeated his dream challenge, and become the Screen King!
Now crowned the victor, King Ivan leans in to kiss Liza as the dream starts to unravel...
...But he wakes up! That’s how it always is... At least he has Bibbles. And you have your reward!
