Gaulish People: You are not victims

[Dostya]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OPPRESSED ROMAN LANDOWNER.

His slaves revolt all the time, it is anarchy. The Gaul should work their way up from slave to landowner in the excellent Roman social mobility. It's possible, they're just too lazy to fight off lions and kill hundreds of people in the arena first. THEY GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME

[GunsmithKitten]

Avgvsto

GunsmithKitten

Render Soluble

What about the Romans? The Gauls simply assume the Romans hate them. I think we can all see, the Gauls are the real racists.

I can't even get a proper stonecutter's job anymore, they tell me they have to meet a quota of unqualified Gauls first before they can hire a Roman citizen!

I mean, look at the Thracians, they came to Rome under similar circumstnaces, but you don't hear THEM whining and crying about their "rights", or Romans "keeping them down", or forcing them to fight in bloodsport matches over at the Flavian.

Pro Citizenship is code for Anti-Roman.

Are you assuming the time period that you're saying this in is pre Spartacus, or was this just ironic?

Yes, pre-Spartacus. mrgreen Hence the refference to gladiatorial games and Thracians...

[redroosters V]

ladycherrie

I can't stand the gauls, always chattering in their stupid indecipherable horse-dribble. They should be grateful to the romans for bringing their asses out of the mud and into civilized society, and stop wearing stupid looking "pants" and start wearing robes like real roman citizens if they want to make it somewhere in this world. Do you know what they say about wearing pants beneath your tunics? It makes you look like a fairy.


I have a video of a prominent Gallic celebrity talking about the latter, so it must be true!

Oi!

Stop oppressing my culture, you ethnocentric b***h!

[Evil_ZenMaster]

Ave Caesar! Vivat Imperii Romani!
Ridiculum est haec fili arbitror. blaugh

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant!

...Aut non.

[Reidmarr von Brugge]

[redroosters V]

Kozumuda

You are my best friend on here now, real s**t.

[Sohisohi]

This is really starting to get out of hand >.>

[Project 429]

******** the Gauls, we've got bigger problems. Race is just a sideshow. Rome has diluted the value of the denarius by abandoning the silver standard and the entire empire is destined for a collapse. The only way to save this country is to vote Rome Paulicus.

[from blue to]

Project ******** the Gauls, we've got bigger problems. Race is just a sideshow. Rome has diluted the value of the denarius by abandoning the silver standard and the entire empire is destined for a collapse. The only way to save this country is to vote Rome Paulicus.[/quote]
But Rome Paulicus wants to stop expanding the empire. He is a traitor, I

xjp797gy:0="Project ******** the Gauls, we've got bigger problems. Race is just a sideshow. Rome has diluted the value of the denarius by abandoning the silver standard and the entire empire is destined for a collapse. The only way to save this country is to vote Rome Paulicus.[/quote]
But Rome Paulicus wants to stop expanding the empire. He is a traitor, I say!

[GunsmithKitten]

Project ******** the Gauls, we've got bigger problems. Race is just a sideshow. Rome has diluted the value of the denarius by abandoning the silver standard and the entire empire is destined for a collapse. The only way to save this country is to vote Rome Paulicus.[/quote]

Says the man who thinks it should be legal to sell your infant son to Baal worshippers or to starve it in sacrifice to the Carthiginian death

xjp797gy:0="Project ******** the Gauls, we've got bigger problems. Race is just a sideshow. Rome has diluted the value of the denarius by abandoning the silver standard and the entire empire is destined for a collapse. The only way to save this country is to vote Rome Paulicus.[/quote]

Says the man who thinks it should be legal to sell your infant son to Baal worshippers or to starve it in sacrifice to the Carthiginian death god.

[Evil_ZenMaster]

Damnant, hoc est ridiculam!
Miror usquequo hoc filum servabit ituri xd

[GunsmithKitten]

Evil_ZenMaster

Damnant, hoc est ridiculam!
Miror usquequo hoc filum servabit ituri xd

Quandiu restat ridiculam....

[madderFox]

1 in 4 Gaul teen females have an STD.
Half Gaul pregnancies end in abortion.