Rejected World Takeover Plans Contest

[my_senpai]

Rejected Plans for World Domination:

Plan 1: (for gaia)
-buy win gaia bundle
note: rejected due to severe lack of funds

Plan 2: (for gaia)
-buy chance items
-get project ticket
-make awesome item that sells for tons
note: rejected due to bad luck running rampant

Plan 1: (for real world)
-get job as government employee
-work up to working in area 51
-find aliens in area 51
-steal alien
-blackmail government for power
note: rejected after realization of how much work it is and that they would just as easily kill me

Plan 2: (for real world)
- play around in radioactive sludge
-gain superpowers
-declair self ruler of world
note: rejected, turns out radioactive sludge does not grant superpowers sweatdrop

[Faceless Prism]

Eh sure, I'll give it a go.

You know how Loyal finds those gates?
My plan was to follow him to the locations and allow him to open them. Then, just as the gates swung open, I would block them shut with my giant mecha, hold a number of Gaians--maybe Loyal, too--hostage, and force them to submit to my will lest the Gaians and astounding treasures of the gates perish!

Unfortunately, I don't have even remotely enough money to purchase a giant mecha of even moderate size, and nobody wants to just rent a mecha. On top of that, all the used mechas for sale are often times in terrible condition and/or covered in crude designs that subtract from the intimadation factor immensely.

Along with that rather large setback, every time I've been around when those gates open, I get trampled by the eager Gaians or swept away by the wave of items flooding out. Except one time where I got knocked into a field full of swaying colorful flowers(especially yellow ones!) and visciously stung by an unfathomable quantity of rather happy bees.


Taking all that into consideration, I decided world domination probably isn't for me.

[Yeata Zi]

EB! I LOVE YOU!

I will make the most wonderful plan!

[No1Gamer]

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[Monsieur Fallacieux]

I might actually try this one..

[Nocturne Whistler]

Drawing up my plans now, Mwhaha twisted . Oh wait...my bad this is my grocery list emo
Def going to try this contest later and can't wait to see the entries! smile

Edit: Entry added 5/15/15 at 10:17 EST

[Canto Dragon]

My idea was to host a worldwide Mario Kart competition. The prize would be for control of the world as my right hand man/woman (although no one would know that). The world would be divided up into continent brackets (North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Australia). Each country could send up to three representatives into their bracket. Winners of each bracket go against each other and the winner of that proceed to the next round until only one country remains.

The only problem is the inducing rage that would occur leading to WWIII and my possible demise. I doubt a bunker could save me....

[Wrenry]

Rejected Plan #2:

Harnessing the power of Necromancy I would raise an army of living dead and then march into my local state capital and destroy all who stood in my way with my army as I assumed power. This would be used to then make a point to other countries that if they didn't surrender power to me I would unleash my living dead army on them and take them over by force!

Plan was rejected due to Mother Nature's natural anti-living dead force commonly referred to as Black Vultures and Turkey Vultures whose diet is to eat rotting things and who manage to wipe out my army within a week.

Curse you Mother Nature! Curse you!

[HaloKat]

Intriguing...

[The LadyKaiya]

My Rejected Plans

So I was going to take over the world with my best friend. I would have gotten rid of her sooner or later. But don't tell her that. sweatdrop

The first plan:
My job was to train an army of penguins to follow me and my best friend would have by this point have an army of flying pigs. So we'll have ground, air and water armies ready. The cute little penguins would have gone first and distract the people while the flying pigs come around and do their thing. And the water army of penguins would come and surround where ever. And we take over little by little.
Problems:
Getting enough penguins.
Genetically modifying pigs into flying pigs
Communicating with the penguins

The Second plan:
Accidentally kill my best friend by making her laugh to death. Resurrecting her with magic. Then with magic creating a ghost army of flying pigs. Use those pigs to haunt people and drive them crazy and into death. At the same time use an army of penguins to make people laugh themselves to death. And when there is little people left. Take over the world! With our army of ghost flying pigs and penguins
Problems:
Resurrecting the best friend
Magic unfortunately does not exist even though it should!!!! emotion_donotwant

[XonyMudd]

Here's one of my earliest plans for world domination:

1. Buy pen and paper.
2. Use pen and paper to write my world domination checklist.
3. Create plan to take over the world.
4. Execute plan to take over the world.
5. Take over the world.

Rejected because a plan to make a plan to take over the world isn't actually a good plan for taking over the world.

[Einrick]

We had a brilliant plan. Flawless, even.

Everyone knows that the mantle of the Earth sits on liquid magma, right? What?! What are they teaching kids these days!? Anyways, the solid rock on the ground sits on a liquid magma center, kind of like a soggy sheet of paper floating in a bucket of water. And what would be the best way to ruin that paper? By draining the water, of course! It would cause the paper to crumple up and catch on the edge and just be a general mess. Well, what would happen if we were to remove all the magma from under the ground?

The same thing! It was the perfect plan, I tell you. We'd drilled through the mantle, and were pumping magma up from the ground! You could say it was going swimmingly, at least until everything filled with magma and caught on fire. sweatdrop

[The Iron Magus]

Okay, here we go.

Step 1: Detect strange energy signature
Step 2: Travel light-years to Gaia
Step 3: Crash Gambino's Halloween party
Step 4: Start selling energy drinks for some reason
Step 5: Kill my own son
Step 6: Resurrect my own son, turning him into a hate-filled, uncontrollable abomination
Step 7: Take over the world

Rejected because I never could figure out exactly how one step led to the other... I feel sure I had a plan, at some point, but... I seem to have... forgotten what it was, somewhere along the way...

Oh, well.

[Sheshira]

Saving my spot

[Albern Puppy]

My way of taking over the world was rather simple.

~Step 1: Steal all the underpants.

~Step 2: Well, I never really figured out sep 2.

~Step 3: Gain complete control of the world.

Sadly though, my plans were brought to ruin when I found out some other entities had already started stealing the underpants.