[NPC] Jet & Cygnus
Hey Gaians! Now, I won't say that I professional waste management expert, or even an amateur dumpster diver, but I did happen to come across kind of a nifty prize while casually strolling past the discard pile behind Loyal's Bazaar. I mean, of course I could just walk right in and shop like a customer, but that's poor business sense! I don't want my competitors to know when I'm scoping out their wares. Anyways, I happened across a really neat thing. Do you want to inspect it with me?
The mysterious Hell's Gate Trickbox is humming, whirring, and generally emanating a very peculiar aura. I'd say that it seems a tad ominous, but that might just be my conscience at play. Er, not that I did anything wrong of course! One ringmaster's trash is another kitten's treasure, you know! Anyways, I've been examining this box and I'm almost 98% certain that it's a fabulous chance item containing amazingly sinister new finds like the astounding Mystical Renaissance de Deux, Cosmic Salacubus, Ethereal Incandescent Hauntress, Spicy Doodette, or Alruna's Toxic Absolution! In fact, I get the feeling that the new user-designed Lucifer's Blood Katana by LuciferTheKingOfDarkness, Yandere Katana by Purumi, Cunning Dee and Es by Sir Dark Hat, Madelyne Kayt by KOKlRl, and the charming [Animal] Comforting Synchronous Moonlight by LP are lurking within this creepy cube as well! What was that other 2%, you ask? Well, as I said before, it's very likely you'll win a prize! It's... somewhat less likely that you'll unleash an endless plague of darkness and turmoil upon the land and smother the world in a cloud of miasma and terror. But hey, don't fret! Just come on over to La Victoire to get your awesome new prize! See you soon!
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