[NPC] Lex
(?)NPC
- Posted: Tue, 02 Jun 2015 20:44:04 +0000

Hi again, everyone! Miss me? Sure ya did. I notice none of you came to karaoke night. Again. What's a new shopkeeper gotta do to get a little love around this crowd, huh? Aw, I'm just joshin' you guys. Don't sweat it. I've actually been enjoying lazing around this smelly cart and rifling through Nicolae's old stuff. Did you know he had a really extensive stamp collection stashed away? Who would have guessed! I gotta say, that guy had a lot of skeletons in his closet. And if you're questioning whether that's literal or figurative, just keep questioning! I sure am. Anyways, I'm popping in to let you know that I found a big stack of lotto scratchers tucked away in a shoebox. Now, I'm not saying the guy had a gambling problem, but it's not like I wanted to own this rickety cart of junk in the name of Gold Mountain. Since he's not around to play, maybe you want to give these a try?
Come on down to Back Alley Bargains to try your luck, pals. There are hundreds of these things floating around the place. What, was this his retirement plan or something?! Jeez. What a guy. See you soon, everyone. Remember to hurry over; these will only be around for a limited time only.