[NPC] VP Diedrich
Commander in Chief
Hi! Hello! Did you know that everyone has been talking about president things? This is true, I have heard it. I am becoming quite annoyed about it, just as everyone has become quite annoyed about me.
But it has given me an incredibly important idea. Maybe the MOST important idea. I will now be running for president, because as far as I know there is no president of Gaia. I will be running unopposed, but I look forward to getting your vote tomorrow.
Here is my official policy platform:
- Health: I am for it. Everyone should do a health.
Taxes: We will take some money from people (not too much).
National Security: I can lift over forty times my own body weight.
Social Issues: Everyone gets to kiss whoever they want, as long as it's OK.
Dogs: Big ones yes, little yapper dogs... we'll see.
Thank you, Gaia. Thank you for me being your president tomorrow. Thank you for this. Really, bye, thank you. Thank you so much. Goodbye. Goodbye now. I will see you later. Thank you. Bye bye. See you later. OK, bye. Thank you. Goodbye and thank you.
Thank you,
- Diedrich, About To Be President of Gaia
- Bye again