[NPC] Ivan
H-haven't... Slept... SO LONG. Can't -- think straight. Can only speak... in... SPORADIC SENTENCES. Hang on. Have coffee. APPLY DIRECTLY TO FACE. Ah -- bracing! I'm feeling a little more like myself now, thank you. I've gone weeks without a second of shuteye and I think brain working my maybe so is well not. Oh boy. I might need to splash some more coffee on myself at this rate, because I am pretty sure I'm hallucinating right now. There's no way a giant purple portal is actually hanging in the air in front of me, right? That's not physically possible. Then again, I am currently accepting donations to build a time machine so I can travel back in time and find some peace and quiet, so... I suppose this isn't the strangest thing to happen to me today. Still, what do you think is beyond that Luminous Void? I don't have the energy (or the courage, frankly) to travel through it myself, but my expert accountant senses are tingling. Perhaps what lies beyond the shadowy veil of this unknown abyss is a cash shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or even an undiscovered exclusive? Well... I suppose it won't hurt if I just poke my head through and take a peek!
My numbers and sums! Did you see that? I only caught glimpses, flashes -- fabulous items and strange new characters! If only I weren't so exhausted I might be able to make some sense of it all. I'm still not entirely certain what waits at the end of that strange portal, but I do know one thing: it's up to you Gaians to find out! Visit La Victoire to grab your very own Luminous Void and be sure to report back with your findings! Maybe you'll discover an easier means of time travel for me... An accountant can only hope! Or, if you really feel like pitching in, why not try out a bundle of nine? Or if you're looking for the best bang for your buck, check out the amazing twenty-five pack! Good luck out there, my interdimensional interlopers! I suspect you'll be needing it.