It's a big week for EIs! As Flynn just mentioned, we've got the brand new
Nightmare, plus the finale of
Fremere's Guard and new evolutions from
Classilke,
Reve Rouille and the
Gogh Reed. Behold:
You can pick up all these awesome items in the
Cash Shop! Read on for the full report with Dr. Singh and Timmy...
Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone, and welcome to the Evolving Item Report! We've got a lot of great updates to talk about, plus a brand new item. I'm sure you already know my gangly sidekick, Timmy, who assists me in all things scientific. You ready, Timmy?
Timmy: Fit as a fiddle, Doc!
Dr. Singh: I'll say! You're certainly looking slightly more presentable these days, what with that boss jacket and all.
Timmy: Isn't it boss? Somehow, wearin' a murderer's jacket really puts a spring in your step. It's kinda weird, actually-- whenever I go outside, all these ladies are always pawin' at me and sayin' "hey, you're that evolving item kid, can I touch your murder jacket!" Gross! Lemme alone, ladies!
Dr. Singh: What?
Really?
Timmy: It's awful distractin' when I'm out ridin' my bike and whatnot, all those ladies chasin' me around.
Dr. Singh: It's a lot more than distracting, Timmy. It's just... baffling. Anyway, we should get on with the show, since we've got so many great items to talk about! First up, there's the brand new item! Flynn already told you about the mysterious
Nightmare, an item that leaps between the dark subconscious reaches of many different psyches... it seems to be well on its way to legendary creepiness already, with a ton of wild starting poses!
Timmy: Hey Doc, remember when I fell into a dissociative fugue after bein' exposed to a thing of pure evil? This is kinda like that!
Dr. Singh: It is indeed, Timmy! On a lighter note, the lovely
Classilke is evolving once again... those silky little bugs have been busy! And speaking of bugs, the
Gogh Reed has a cute little cactus theme this week, plus some other desert-inspired goodies!
Timmy: Doc, a cactus isn't a bug.
Dr. Singh: Timmy, I'm a qualified scientist. I think I know very well that a cactus is a bug. Anyway, moving on:
Reve Rouille owners are getting another lovingly-crafted variety of poses with this week's evolution... watch out for that shark, Timmy, it looks like he means business!
Timmy: I met a shark like that when I was in jail! He was in there for stealin' hearts. And tax evasion.
Dr. Singh: I think maybe that was a dream you had, Timmy, because that just doesn't sound plausible. Last but not least, we've got a huge finale for one of the most popular EIs out there: the troubled soul of
Fremere's Guard is finally reaching its explosive end, with a bunch of fantastic new poses and some... interesting surprises! I won't spoil them, but I heartily encourage first-gen Fremere's owners to take a peek and revel in all the splendor. And on that note, the artist has provided this... uhh... interesting illustration:
Timmy: Wow, Doc, I see my drawin' style has been pretty influential around here.. have they been lookin' at our fridge?
Dr. Singh: I guess so, although the artist has noted that a slightly more serious final illustration will be popping up in the next few weeks. Speaking of which, we've got two new illustrations for some items that have already finished up! The
Anima Adamantea and
Nartian Rock will both be leaving the Cash Shop next week, so don't miss your chance to pick them up-- in case you've forgotten how awesome they are, here are some brand new illustrations from the items' artists:
Click for full-sized images!
Dr. Singh:That's about it for this week, ladies and gentlemen! Be sure to stop by and let us know what you think in our
weekly poll, and come back next week for more news! Anything else to add, Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah, I just wanna tell all the ladies out there to please leave me alone and stop grabbin' at my leather jacket when I'm trying to ride my bike. Bye bye, everyone!
