[NPC] Jet & Cygnus
Ack! Watch out Gaians! Something huge, shiny, and indescribably beautiful is in the process of roasting my retinas!
Hey Cygnus, can you toss me some sunglasses or something? Jeez! Okay, much better. Not only do I look at least seventeen and a half times more swagtastic now, but I can finally take a good look at this Big Fat Ruby in front of me!
Oh wow, it looks so fragile...like you could crack it right open for the chance to receive trillions of gold or mountains of GoFusion Charms! With that kind of loot, you'd have to be wary of treasure-hungry dragons hunting you down. Stop by La Victoire today to snag your own Big Fat Ruby before this majestic bit of bling leaves the shop! Hey, are real rubies supposed to be this easy to crack open? Maybe it's a Big Fat Tourmaline...
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