▌▌▌who wants to be affiliates

Oh my! A giant, living pistachio muffin is running at you with a butcher knife and wants to kill and eat you! What do you do?

Run away screaming that the muffin needs Jesus.	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Let yourself be killed because it's probably some sick dream you got from eating a bad taco.	20.0%	[ 1 ]
Charge the muffin head on and eat it in one huge bite.	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Curl up into the fetal position and start to cry.	20.0%	[ 1 ]
Leap onto its back, ripping out chunks of muffin while screaming, "FOR NARNIA!"	40.0%	[ 2 ]
Be all smart and lead it towards a massive toaster oven and shove it in.	20.0%	[ 1 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5 ]

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hello there~ ✿
i have a quest thread and i'd like to gather
some affiliates. so if you have a quest, charity,
or even a shop of some kind, just post the
link (or banner) to your thread below and
i'll add it to my list. just remember to link
my quest into your thread too. c:

here's the link:



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poop

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somebody
sumbuddy
somebuddeh
sumbuddie
SOMEBODY

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lard

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congested cereal

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moldy babies

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i should go back to using
da flowers

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wut why wut why

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iced tea is da shiit

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bored af but with so much to doooo