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Welcome to Ultra Chat!★
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Gaia's MOST ADVANCED THREAD.

The OOC Chat Thread for the Enclave RP

As well as a community for people to share their art shops and chat.

Just follow our awesome rules and you'll have an Ultra Blast.

PM a banner code to Spectarius if you would like something on the front page.

Rules:
1. Follow the rules.
2. If you're under 18, you should probably GTFO. You just won't fit in. You're welcome to try however.
3. If your name is 'ButtercupCupcakePrincess or UnicornFairyCandyApplePrincess or Strawberry Sunshine Kawai Angel Muffin Princess or something stupid like that, you probably won't mix with our demographic well. Unless you're being ironic.
4. No page stretching/spam/spaddlepam
5. Obviously I don't care what you do or say. Just follow the stupid ToS.
I won't ban you for being a c**t to me, but you'll probably get made fun of and look stupid if you do. If I don't like you and my regs don't like you. We will vote you out of the thread. I've only done it to one person, and I lifted his ban when he apologized. So basically, be reasonable.
6. The users here are very interested in ART and SIGNS. So if you are interested in buying some, just ask. If you are interested in selling, please post about it. Quality.
7. =censored due to ToS violation=
8.Eat the pudding

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ULTRA RPC's:

Hattey

Profile/name(s): Hattey
Race: Boring Human
Gender: Female
Abilities:
-Ultra Luck: All her overly clumsy antics end up turning out to her benefit.
-Ultra Geek Knowledge
Personality: Whatever she feels like. Innocent to b***h.
Sex: Come to me ladies! All the ladies! Mwhahahahahaha!

NuMedia Millie

so interested.
Profile/name: Millie
Race: New Media
Gender: New Media
Abilities:
I can read and turn on LED's and roll around. I am also a painter but painting is not New Media. I am also very good at drinking water out of crystal champagne flutes.
Personality: The Newest of Medias
Sex: Only with harnesses. Otherwise not New Media.

Did I do this right? Of course I did New Media is never wrong because I make the wrong right.

onyx2047

Profile/Names: Onyx2047 - Oni
Race: Human Immortal
Gender: Whatever you want me to be
Abilities: I eat my men after I’ve defiled them
Personality: Base makes that b***h c**
Sex: HOORAH!

Corrugated Box

Profile/name(s): Box
Race: Box
Gender: Box
Abilities:
-Somewhat rigged
-Can get soggy
Personality: Box
Sex: Box

Monstrohm

Profile/name(s): MONSTROHM!
Race: Insidious Demon
Gender: All c**k and balls, baby
Abilities: "They say I have golden hands and a silver tongue." wink
Personality: U L T R A S E C K S
Sex: Got a Jimmy?

Miseria Saint

Profile/name(s): Miseria / Cold Wulf
Race: Ultra Secretary
Gender: Non-Binary.
Abilities:
-Can instantaneously summon the Ultra Desk to their currently location.
Personality: Ultra Chaotic/Ultra Neutral
Sex: "It's like Nutella, only with me in your v****a." xd

Chromezombie

yum_strawberry

Profile/name(s): Samberry
Race: Ultra Hybrid b***h
Gender: Ultra c**t
Abilities:
- Ultra Feminist Rants
- Can eat ultra amounts of chocolate
- RIVER OF ULTRA BLOOD
Personality: ******** you
Sex: Only if you can handle this.

cat_evil

PK Lady Sonia Renegade

Profile/name(s): Sonia Renegade
Race: Ultra b***h-tastic
Gender: Ultra Nymphomaniac
Abilities:
- Ultra turn you the ******** on~
Personality: Sexy and you know it. ;]
Sex: You can't handle it.

Cannily Couture

Profile/name(s): Prunelle, The Dazzling Witch, Pru The Blue
Race: Magical Lad Girl
Gender: Asexual Tentacle Monster in a Fat Girl Suit
Abilities:
• Bullet Magic
• Ultra Trapping
• Color Coordinated Gender Bending
Personality: "Do these pixels make my a** look fat?"
Sex: I hope you're hungry, 'cause I'm a little backed up right now.

Shin~The ladle monster!

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.¸.•´¸.•*¯)....¸.•*¯)
(¸.•´......(¸.•´......( ¸¸.•´¯`•.•´*ULTRAAAAAAAAA`•.• ´*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ here there be ladle monsters ♪ ~~~~~~

Name: Shin
Race: Lady monster! (apparently?)
Gender: The one without the p***s.
Abilities: Extradimensional cleavage.
Personality: Buh? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Sex: I'm a nympho in disguise. Really.
...
Get over here.

Errol Havok

Profile/name(s): Errol Havok
Race: Human Wizard, Necromancer
Gender: Male
Abilities: Able to raise the dead to serve as his brainless, freakish servants. Also makes a decent sandwich.
Personality: God DAMMIT I hate profiles!!
Sex: I like my women like I like my coffee; Boiling and in a cup. ;d

Mina402763

Fine, how's this?

Profile/name(s): Mina, 402763, Crazy Robo-b***h
Race: Technorgasmic Queen
Gender: All woman, baby.
Abilities: Destruction, mayhem and terror. Also, dancing.
Personality: Femme Fatale
Sex: I'm doing it right now. Wanna join? Bring your girl too.

..now I'm off to go shoot things.

Spectarius

Profile/name(s): Ultra Dex/Ultra Frieza
Race: Ultran
Gender: Ultra Male/kind of fem in a good way.
Abilities:
-When killed, turns into a swarm of bees
-Ultra Strength
Personality: insane/Ultra
Sex: Not right now. I'm tired and have a toothache.

OLD stuff...
(psh.. like anybody really cares)
Ultra Prizes
50k for first post on page 150. Courtesy of Jen-Til
Awarded to: BUTT FL0SS

100k for first post on page 500. On me.
Awarded to: Cirby

One Million Gold.
Awarded to: Black_Daisys

[Robot Unicorn]

:J

[Jen-Til]

I've got a pillow, stuffed turtle, and bottle of the Cap'n. I'm good to go, methinks.

[Explode at Will]

I'm pretty headachey right now. I might have a Vodka Clamato to put it out though.
Not that it's my usual rememdy.