The ToK (Read the first few posts!!!)

[DDB19]

*walks over to his office with brand new technoligy from the submerged lab*now, what should I do?

[Seta Frost]

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Donna the Vixen

Lord Tiger

Okay!!
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me!

gonk nuuu.. then I won't be able to have more fun with you..do you really want me to be sad Tiger?: Gives him the chibi eyes, hoping he'll forget such a silly idea:

*poke*

Hi Seta

Hi biggrin

Whats up?

Nothin much...you?

:taps you on your shoulder with my finger: whee heart

HI!!!! blaugh

[AmberLepu]

http://rigby-jones.net/es/sabrina/

I am teh Sexah ZigSabrina..(I'm kinda like Zig Zag but not a slut like she is
^-^'' so in that way and the computer thing I'm like Sabrina)

[Jessicka Cyanide]

DDB19

*walks over to his office with brand new technoligy from the submerged lab*now, what should I do?

{Where did that light go??} gonk

[Kanami]

Lord Tiger

*Skitters away and starts to sing*

OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your ******** legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer a** legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get ******** more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her ******** tonsils out and fed her sherbet (b***h!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (******** you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the ******** can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a**
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo s**t it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my p***s and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

Um... and interesting song Lord tiger sweatdrop

[DDB19]

~[-Jessah-]~

DDB19

*walks over to his office with brand new technoligy from the submerged lab*now, what should I do?

{Where did that light go??} gonk

away stare

[Kanami]

randomencounter

*sits on the floor and pouts* stare

* looks at random* whats wrong?

[Jessicka Cyanide]

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Donna the Vixen

Lord Tiger

Okay!!
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me!

gonk nuuu.. then I won't be able to have more fun with you..do you really want me to be sad Tiger?: Gives him the chibi eyes, hoping he'll forget such a silly idea:

*poke*

Hi Seta

Hi biggrin

Whats up?

Nothin much...you?

:taps you on your shoulder with my finger: whee heart

HI!!!! blaugh

{Hiiiiiiiii!} :glomps and licks your cheek:

[Jessicka Cyanide]

DDB19

~[-Jessah-]~

DDB19

*walks over to his office with brand new technoligy from the submerged lab*now, what should I do?

{Where did that light go??} gonk

away stare

cry

[Lord Tiger]

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Donna the Vixen

Lord Tiger

Okay!!
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me!

gonk nuuu.. then I won't be able to have more fun with you..do you really want me to be sad Tiger?: Gives him the chibi eyes, hoping he'll forget such a silly idea:

*poke*

Hi Seta

Hi biggrin

Whats up?

Nothin much...you?

:taps you on your shoulder with my finger: whee heart

HI!!!! blaugh

{Hiiiiiiiii!} :glomps and licks your cheek:

*Gasps*
You are not cool like that yet!!! scream
*Stops singing halfway through the second time around*

[Kanami]

Donna the Vixen

Kanami

Donna the Vixen

Kanami

Lord Tiger

Okay!!
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me!

Tiger be reasonable, Drowing is not the awnser, Please I think everyone here needs there leader and that be you

See, if you hadn't started getting so touchy about me kidding around this would not have happened. I didn't do anything so just calm it down and let's not fight..I don't want a repeat of Rose happening sweatdrop

* shrugs* please, still what you were doing to Tiger was just comletly wrong, ... you gotta know that, he was asking for help.. so i did not think he liked the Idea... and Hey I am not trying to fight or anything just... ya gotta be more on how he as a friend thinks of it

Oh come on I wasn't that bad..at least I'm not trying to get him in bed like Rose was. I don't suck up to anyone..just tease a little is all..

Licking him like that is just a LITTLE teasing? sweatdrop

[DDB19]

~[-Jessah-]~

DDB19

~[-Jessah-]~

DDB19

*walks over to his office with brand new technoligy from the submerged lab*now, what should I do?

{Where did that light go??} gonk

away stare

cry

stressed my day wnt from ok to worse so please don't agravate me, ok? stare

[Seta Frost]

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

~[-Jessah-]~

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Kanami

Seta Dark Mage of Ice

Donna the Vixen

Lord Tiger

Okay!!
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me!

gonk nuuu.. then I won't be able to have more fun with you..do you really want me to be sad Tiger?: Gives him the chibi eyes, hoping he'll forget such a silly idea:

*poke*

Hi Seta

Hi biggrin

Whats up?

Nothin much...you?

:taps you on your shoulder with my finger: whee heart

HI!!!! blaugh

{Hiiiiiiiii!} :glomps and licks your cheek:

*Laughs and pats your head*

[Lord Tiger]

*Shoos Seta away from Jessah*

[Jessicka Cyanide]

[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that a**
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that a**
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that a**
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

xd heart

:looks over at Tiger, raising an eyebrow:
{Huh?}