The Milk Bar Latte: Clock Town's Finest - [Open]

You enter the doors of the Milk Bar Latte and

order the house special, Chateau Romani! :3	18.5%	[ 980 ]
go up to the barkeep and start hitting on her. She breaks your face :D	4.8%	[ 255 ]
happen to notice something shiny in the corner. Ooh! It's a rupee! Free gold! x3	15.5%	[ 821 ]
proceed to advertise like nobody's business. You are promptly shot by several customers :O	4.4%	[ 235 ]
lurk in the rafters [/ninja]	13.7%	[ 728 ]
make like a pirate and buckle some swashes >=D	6.8%	[ 361 ]
Start whoring on a poll. Icu notices and drags you into his closet for a night of unspeakable horror D'x	36.2%	[ 1915 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5295 ]

[Shadow Dude]

Announcements Updated: 1/2/07
exclaim

Welcome to the Milk Bar Latte!
Located in East Clock Town, this is the best place to come and chat. Sit down and enjoy a glass of milk, straight from the Romani Ranch!

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Navigation:

1. You are here - [Announcements, Rules, Fancy Banner]
2. The MBL Menu - [Shows all of the things we serve, along with prices]
3. Jobs - [Employee list, Job Ratings, How to get hired]
4. Contests - [Minigames, Winners, Donations, Random Contests]
5. Blacklist - [Banned from the MBL? Here's the reason.]
6. MBL Sigs and Ads/Links and Affiliates - [Signatures you can use to advertise the MBL, along with links to other threads I recommend]
7. Randomness from the Bar - [Funny quotes and past poll results]

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Announcements:

1/2/07 - Reformatted the front page and added a poll 3nodding Also moved the menu up and added a pricelist, for those of you who were wondering where it went.

12/31/06 - Thank you to all of our bargoers! Our party on the 29th was a success. Please forgive me for not being there. My computer is still down and my mom isn't exactly sharing. -____-

Either way, a few things for ya! We have an all new menu, made by our very own manager, Lyrin! Check it out!
Do you ever neglect to check the announcements or miss out on important happenings in the Milk Bar? Join the MBL announcement line! :3 To join, just add 'Chateau Romani' to your friendlist. You'll get all the latest Milk Bar Latte news in your inbox!

Lastly, the avatar contest voting is commencing today! Vote for your favorite 'Milk Bar Mascot'! The winner will recieve a prize of 1,000g! Good luck to all participating!

12/9/06- And here comes the first bit of the holiday cheer that the MBL will be spreading this year! We've added a couple new contests in honor of the holiday season. The Milk Bar Latte will be hosting our very own banner contest, in addition to a new event that I think most regulars will be quite pleased with. >_> To make these contests happen, we'll need your support! Be sure to participate!

Head down to the Contests posts for details on the new contests!
Keep an eye on the frontpage, we will be debuting more soon!
domokun

12/5/06-New quotes have been added! Give thanks to Rennard for finding 'em. Oh, and try not to die laughing. >_> In case you can't tell, the frontpage is under a bit of construction. Be patient with me. sweatdrop

12/4/06- I'd like to apologize for my recent absence. Everything's out of date and Lyrin's been doing her best to keep everything running smoothly [Thankyou,Lyrin!@_@] during my leave. In case you were wondering, my power supply for my computer blew up and I'm in the process of getting a new one. It happened about a week or so after Halloween.

Anyway, there's still a bit of work going on [Lyrin>Shadow], even though you can't tell all very much. There's a new menu coming soon, along with a new minigame. HOPEFULLY, if all goes right, we will try having a holiday party with special games and prizes. One more thing: Forgive us, we didn't give out an EOM last month. Lyrin's been fairly busy, herself, dealing with school, parents, and such.

That's it for now guys. If all goes well, I'll be back within the next week or so. - Shadow

EDIT:
I'm currently working on overhauling the frontpage decor. Suggestions and such? Lemme know. Also, I'm looking for any banners or other things I can use on the frontpage. Payment could be an option, if I happen to like your work.

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Rules:

1. Obey the Gaian ToS. [Click]
2. Be polite. [Rudeness will not be tolerated.]
3. Don't flame the newbies. Help 'em out.
4. No advertising other threads. [Unless you have my approval.]
5. Bumping is fine. [As long as you don't overdo it.]
6. Don't beg.
7. Don't spam.
8. Do not stretch the page. [Be careful of your quoting, images, etc.]
9. Please be literate. We don't appreciate terrible grammar.
10. Have Fun. domokun

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[Shadow Dude]

Menu:

Refreshments
Bubble Tea =
Smoothies =
Coffee =
Tea =
Fruit Juice =

Sustenance
Udon =
Appetizer Sushi =
Onigiri =
Hiyayakko =

Child's Box Sushi =
Sushi Block =
Sashimi Sushi Block =
Sushi Box =
Sashimi Sushi Box =
Udon Meal =

[Shadow Dude]

The MBL Employee Roster:

We'll need some help running the bar, so here's a list. There's also employee job ratings and steps to getting a position on our staff. Do an exceptional job and we may consider you for the 'Employee of the Month' award!

Owner: Shadow Dude
Manager: Jieku Rommyu
Co-Manager: Lyrin Rommyu

Cook:
• Feeds the masses
• People with excellent cooking and RP skills should apply here.
Malnino: xd

Bartender:
• Quenches thirst
• People with BOTH excellent RP skills AND excellent people skills should apply here.
Lost_and_Wondering: stare / Heart Rishi-Miku 3nodding

Waiter/Waitress:
• Works closely with the Cook and Bartender to serve the masses
• People with good people skills and decent coordination should apply here.


Maintenance:
• Keeps bar neat and clean
• People with decent RP skills, a good sense of how to keep things clean and tidy, and prefer bumping over actual conversation should apply here.
Icu-Chan: xd

Security:
• Keeps track of incidents in Bar
• Gently but firmly breaks up fights and disciplines troublemakers, and expels them in extreme cases
• People with excellent people skills and a serious, stoic personality should apply here.
Wild Cards: YamiOmega: stare

Medic:
• Keeps all employees and customers healthy
• Will most likely be called upon after intensive RP sparring
• People with excellent people skills, good RP skills, nursing smarts/healing magic, and a knack for remaining calm should apply here.

Quote Gatherer:
• Keeps track of all humorous moments in the MBL worthy of recognition, accidental or otherwise
• People with a great sense of humor and a careful eye for detail should apply here.
Rennard the 3rd: xd

Cashier:
• Keeps track of the traffic and pace of the bar, as well as any and all "incidents"
• Helps out newbies by giving advice and making sure newbies aren't eaten by regulars.
• Fosters internewb-regular communication
• Submits a condensed daily report to all three of the Management Trinity.
• I am looking for people with excellent people skills, excellent logic, and a careful eye for detail. This job CANNOT be APed for.
Adilande:

Substitutes:
• Are to take and execute any job when the proper employee is not present
• People who possess several skills, including decent RP skills, and have no real preference for a particular position should consider applying here.
Rune Water Knight: 3nodding


Excellent: xd / Okay: 3nodding / About to be fired: stare / On Leave: Shadow
Last evaluation: 12/31/06

A word from your sponsors...
As an employee here, in addition to doing your given job, show up often, and bump when it starts to get slow. I will occasionally be clearing the employee roster of the slackers. My rating system will tell you how you're doing. If you are going to be away for a week or two, please let me know so I can switch your status to vacation, saving you from being fired.


If I think of more jobs, I'll list em. To apply or give suggestions for new jobs, PM me.


Employee of the Month:

For the month of DECEMBER we will not be having an EOM. The next EOM will be in 2007.

For the month of NOVEMBER:
Rennard!

Congrats, Renny!
(Another delay sweatdrop )
We've donated him a Donation Letter Monthly Collectible!

Keep up the good work everyone! 3nodding

To become the Employee of the Month, you must have the EXCELLENT xd RATING next to your name on the job roster. A new name will be drawn on the 25th of each month.

Employees of the Month will remain on the front page until next month's choosing and will receive either that month's donation letter, an item on their wishlist, or a monetary sum.

Employees of the Management Class are ineligible for E.O.M. Awards.
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Job Applications:
Please note that we will hire Regulars and Newcomers, within reason.
All applicants MUST have;

1. Read the first page.
Trust me, I'll know.

2. A comprehensive grasp on how not to type like an idiot.
If you can't take the time to be literate, I won't take the time to read your application.

3. A complete application.
An incomplete application = someone hasn't read the first page.
How can I hire someone who can't read?

Applications:
Must be PMed to me and must meet all above and below requirements. It involves;

1. A short paragraph detailing which position you'd like and why you want to work here.
Note that you may not apply to certain positions, such as the Cashier job.

2. Recommendations from TWO [2] staff members, PMed SEPARATELY BY THE STAFF RECOMMENDEES.
Translation; my staff must be able to recognize you. Reads; you need to have shown up in the thread regularly beforehand. And I'm not talking bump posts. I'm talking comprehensive RP/conversation for AT LEAST ten [10] minutes a pop.

REQUESTS FOR RECOMMENDATIONS SHOULD BE MADE IN PUBLICLY WITHIN THE THREAD. NO BLANKET REQUESTS. ex: "Anyone wanna write me a rec? =DDD" If you don't know the staff well enough to ask around, you're not ready to apply.

Guidelines for Recommendations:

•Please label who the rec is for in the subject title.
ex: Recommendation for Shadow Dude.

•Inside the recommendation, the position they are applying for MUST be listed.

•The recommendation MUST link to the public request in their recommendation. This is to discourage any and all forms of foul play.

•I'd like good qualities, bad ones, and any problems we may have, if any, with this person. Offer your own opinions on why this person should be hired. Do not hesitate to talk to us. The recommendations WILL be kept confidential.

•If you list a person as being 'a hard worker', for example, I want to know WHY you see that person as a hard worker.

•Keep in mind, you don't HAVE to write a recommendation for someone. If you don't think they'd be a good addition to the staff, DON'T DO IT. Also, do not write a person a recommendation, simply because they're your friend. We want good employees that'll do their work as they should and not neglect us.

•Once the rec has been sent to Shadow, notify the applicant that you have sent the recommendation. Under NO circumstance should you allow them to read what you have written.
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I'd prefer your recommendations to be from two staff not on your friends list, but I won't fuss. Too much.
Obviously, if I receive horrible recommendations, I'm not going to hire you.
If you're on the blacklist, forget about it.

You'd be surprised how far I remember.

By the by; if you apply, I'll also go digging through your past posts IN GENERAL. Even if you've been an absolute saint here, if you've repeatedly demonstrated a flagrant disregard for basic decency, I'm going to have serious doubts about adding you to the employee roster.

Addendum;
I might ask you to tweak your app to include an ADDITIONAL recommendation from a third party if I have doubts.

3. Have 'Milk' somewhere in the PM title.
A side note; 'twould probably demonstrate intelligence and foresight on your part if your recommendations and PM share the same title.
You also get bonus points for clever titles.

[Shadow Dude]

Contests:

You want a chance at some gold? Play our minigames! At the moment, there's four, but there's more on the way! I'll also be keeping track of the winners and random donations given, here.

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MBL Banner Contest '06:
The guidelines for this one aren't too strict. Put your creative side to work and help decorate the Milk Bar's frontpage!

-Contestants may submit one entry only to the MBL banner contest. The image must either fit signature requirements (500 px x 500 px) or be usable as a header image for the front page.

-It doesn't have to have a Christmas theme, but we'd like some sort of Zelda element involved.

-We'll be giving out prizes for the top three banners!

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Dropped Rupees:
Gah! Some idiot must have a hole in their wallet, there's rupees all over the place!
I will randomly post an image of a rupee in the bar. [I'll only be using these images in the thread to play the game. If you see one in any post I may make, snatch it up!] The first to quote this image, saying "Rupee!" will recieve the gold prize. If you don't spell it correctly, you don't get the prize. The different images
and their values are listed below:

Green Rupee: This is the most common type of rupee you will see. Be the first to quote them and you will recieve a prize of 50g.

Golden Rupee: This is worth 100g.

Pink Rupee: This is the rarest kind of rupee and it's value is 'wild'. It could be worth anything. 1g? 3000g? An item? Nobody knows. [If you complain about what you get out of the rupee, you will be banned from playing our games.]


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Random Rupees:
Well, then. Here's another way to snatch up rupees and earn some gold. In this minigame, I will post an image which looks like this:



Then, you must do what the prompt says! Guess which rupee the randomizer will stop at! It will either be a Green, Gold, or Pink. If you guess correctly, you will win the value of the rupee it stops at!
[The values are listed in the above section.]

Once I post the image, direct a message toward the slots or just quote it.Only the first three guesses will count and only one guess per person. You may guess the same as someone else, if you wish. Be quick and try to guess the rupee!

Note: To choose the winner, I will use the random number generator.
1. Green
2. Gold
3. Pink

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Beat the Hobo!:
Oh, yes. Our good hobo of the MBL loves a good gamble. In fact, he's so confident in his abilty to throw dice, he'll occasionally issue a challenge to the patrons by posting an image which commands you to 'Roll!'. Roll a number higher than him and he may give you a prize. wink

[In order to roll, you use the feature built into the posting system. Simply choose two six-sided dice and post. You may roll once. The first three people to roll dice in their post after the Hobo initiates the challenge may participate. After the three participants roll, the Hobo will follow suit. In case of a tie, the players remaining will roll against each other. The highest roll wins. Winners will recieve a prize in gold or items of unknown value. No exceptions will be made if you fail to follow the rules.]



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Zelda Quizlets:
Think you're the master at everything Zelda? Prove it. 'The Keaton' loves a good bit of trivia and will show up at our bar from time-to-time, just to test the knowledge of the people in the MBL. First one to correctly quote and answer his Zelda-Related question will win 100g! Lookout for this color font and the Keaton Mask in the post.



[If myself or anyone else catches you editing posts to win any of my minigames, you'll be immediately blacklisted from the bar.]

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Winners:
Last update: 12/31/06
The names of the winners of our minigames will be placed here.

The Milk Bar Latte's Mascot Tektek Contest - Christmas '06!~

And the winner is:



Congratulations Yukie Chan!

Dropped Rupees:
SickleMoonPrince x2
Dishonor
Wild Cards
Rennard the 3rd
Heart Rishi-Miku x2
Cho Yuriko
Vosur
Bloody Death 13
Ninee
I s s y x2
Pinoy Sanryu


Random Rupees:
Laurie Parizzle
Shiyojin Rommyu


Beat the Hobo!


Zelda Quizlets:

[Shadow Dude]

Blacklist:

MobileStar - Advertising after repeated warnings.

[Shadow Dude]

MBL Signatures and Advertisements:
These are the MBL's signatures. Please feel free to take one and use it in your signature. Help us out by advertising.

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Links and Affiliates:

Wanna link up with my thread? Have an auction or shop you want to advertise? Let me know and I'll post your link here!

[Shadow Dude]

MBL Quotes:
Funny things happen every day here at the MBL. [Most by accident.] Here, we'll list things we think are just downright hilarious. xD Some of them are pretty funny. Take a look.

[Credit goes to SickleMoonPrince and Rennard The 3rd for gathering these.]


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Malnino

*bursts through the door (as in opens it xd ) and heads for the coffee, talking fast and excitedly*
i haven't had such a good day like today since back in '02 with my best friends and that incident with the port-a-potty, applesauce and the fighting cats!! xd xd xd

Rennard the 3rd

~~1Alchemist1~~

gay

-Appears in a puff of smoke.-

You called?

Malnino

Rennard the 3rd

Hyrulian Warrior

Rupee!

gonk *waits outside the bar to rob you*

Wild Cards

firestorme92

Legend of Zelda FTW!

"Congratulations, you're officially smarter than your average tree squirrel!" ^^

Shadow Dude

bad_bones10

*walks in, and looks around, then takes a seat at the bar, and sees a hot girl staring back at me*

-Takes down the poster of Michael Jackson the man seemed to be staring at.-

PopesG-Unit

SickleMoonPrince

PopesG-Unit

If you wear it as a hat they will come..........*Slowly drifts away into neverwhere*

o__o
No wait!
You've never told me the name of my grandfather!
|Chases after you in slow mo|

bwahahahah!!! but only you now the anwser to the question that is the answer to perfect hair forever.

MFMule

Imkihca

CrimsonNitemare

Imkihca

Ghost of Torture

Fwah? gonk
I shall maketh you a bottle of stuff,
Imkeh.

Yey. biggrin I love you long time.

Hehe, funny.

Are you laughing at me? D:

Yes.

LeNoirChat

COWS!!!! O__O MY FAVORITE ANIMAL! And they make the milk you are serving! ^_________________^

MFMule

pinkchickskater

can i b waitdress i'm good?

No.

Cho Yuriko

Shadow Dude

Cho-Yuriko

Shadow Dude

Cho-Yuriko

Ok, sure, I believe ya! 3nodding Even Josh (my bf) is trying to get somthing going....

Heh. What kind of something?

me, him and another girl....

Wow. I think even mentioning that would be relationship suicide...

no no me and the girl, he watches...

Nomibelle

Ryo-Ohki05

Rupee!!!

Well, at least we know she read the first page 3nodding

Azruelli

Cho-Yuriko

charizan

bump *gets dizzy* bump *faints*

*slaps char for the hell of it* wakey wakey eggs and bakey! blaugh

.............................................................

mrbattery

*all of a sudden mrbattery does NOT explode violently for no apparent reason...*


hmmm....
that was weird...


*then he does*
ow!

mrbattery

Angel Valentine

mrbattery1

can I pleez have some chocolate milk!?!??!?!!
its delicious!!!
btw I am fancy now!!!
ahahahahahahaaa

*chucks a bottle of chocolate milk at him*

ow!!!!!
thats delicious!!!!
and painfull...........

Nomibelle

Stalker_Matthew

*hunkers down w/ nomi*

hey baby...

haha

Fresh! *smacks Matt with invisible purse*

Miraclewhip

mrbattery1

Miraclewhip

poor person + explosion caused by said person = weak 10g blast stare

actually it works like this....
extremely insane and chemically insane person+said person exploding=bomb worth exactly $9873452431940.34
so everyones dead now...

A piece of the equation is missing...

+my stuff being worth more in said place you come from =
$9999999999999999999999999999999999999999.01

Nomibelle

I'm back!! With clothes!!

Matt the masterofshadows

Stalker_Matthew

Matt the masterofshadows

Stalker_Matthew

ha. better than drinking alone.

Why is it that everytime I'm here, you're here?

to confuse the masses on guys named matt. Plus I'm not only a stalker matthew. I'm a matthew stalker.

Whaddya mean, you're gay? If you are, well, I don't care, I'm bisexual!

mrbattery

dont worry sickle... shes just trying to learn the rules of being random!!!

lol...
thats an oxymoron if ive ever heard one xd

mrbattery

HEY!!!
I HAVE EXACTLY @^@! GOLD!!!!
AND IF YOU CANT TELL I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT INSTEAD OF USING CAPS LOCK!!!! sweatdrop

Shiyojin Rommyu

CRAP! I missed the 10k-th page by one post! ICU, SHOVE OVER! gonk

Shiyojin Rommyu

Shadow Dude

@Icu:
No.
What's this about a military? neutral

Milk Bar Military, Anti-n00b Division.

icur2smart4me

SHADOW SPIKE POSTED, CAN I KICK HIS a**?

chibi nami

Crumbie

Woof

surprised ...
..
MONKEY!!! 4laugh whee heart

Spikes007s

~walks in stumbling around and looking extra-stoned~ Whoah... I feel sooo... Sedated... ~falls on the ground smiling with dialated eyes~

Spikes007s

Cho-Yuriko

Spikes007s

~moans something in tongues~

Oh are you ok? sweatdrop

~rolls around~ Took shower... water really ho.... hotdawgs. @_@

Heart Rishi-Miku

Brian702

Heart Rishi-Miku

heart -momisnugtacklecling- heart

.__.; *Feels violated* heart

-feels as if she accomplished something great- OwO

Aeloh Kanokazii

SickleMoonPrince

X___X
|Foams at the mouth|

Protect the package!

-body slams-

MijnPrins

mrbattery

MijnPrins

Heart Rishi-Miku

MijnPrins

I nede guldzz!!
xd

You need brains!! xd

stare Wel tat was rood.

@everyone: hold on.. everyone.. i speak n00b


@mijnprins: lik omfg woit aorh Yew doinl ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/1/1!?!?1!?1!?!?1?1?1??1?!!?1/1/2!!/1/1!


gwo aweyz!!!!11

What?
I don't understand stupid.
o.o

xD

Shadow Dude

Hm, Cho.
If I do recall, weren't you my slave!?

Shadow Dude

TeH_lOsEr

homosexual monkeys

Wow.
Your username suits you.
domokun

mrbattery

Ryu_San1234

<< Dang...pimp...

oh no, i am no pimp
the popes a pimp
hes a pimp pope
with his pimpin pope hat
hes poping out all the pimpin catholics...
hes one bad pimp pope

SickleMoonPrince

icur2smart4me

scream REMIND

ME TO KILL THE IDIOT WHO WROTE INSTALING A HARD DRIVE INSTRUCTION

BOOKLET

Okay. |writes it on a sticky note|

Spikes007s

Sandra#1

SickleMoonPrince

PopesG-Unit

SickleMoonPrince

|coughs up blood

again|
>.<
What the hell?

HOly crap you need .....................a napkin

No, TWO

napkins!

eek Maybe 3 O_o* rofl

Quite possibly 4!!! o_0 eek

PopesG-Unit

SickleMoonPrince

|spikes the punch|
ninja

*spikes the punch not knowing she already spiked the punch making

it a super punch spike.*

Dishonor

Jieku

Rommyu

I was on the phone with Yonaka fornearly an hour.

o.o;;;;;;

Phone s3x is bad for your health.
It causes Ear Herpes.

PopesG-Unit

muton_no_oujou

PopesG-

Unit

muton_no_oujou

@popes:
As long as my feeble mind remembers, I'll look it up!

@Berry:
Why thank you! Tee hee

Okiee dokiee

I prefer bags of peas
Or cucumbers

For fondeling???

I'm strictly a french fry kinnda guy.

CutieKitsune

There's a scary hobo man outside my house

riding his lawn mower down the street! eek

muton_no_oujou

Bloody Death 13

How are you?

Gonna go to the gay bookstore soon! ^_^

Rennard the 3rd

Ryu_San1234

Rennard the 3rd

Yevgeny Plushenko should wear pink instead of black.

Awww! That would rock! xDDDD heart

It would also rock if he could shoot lightning from his hands.

Wild Cards

Yukie chan

Wild Cards

Slips into a seat and glances around at the state of his compatriots.
"...So, another cheerful day at the bar, huh?"

*sits on head* Indeed... u___u

"...What the hell are you doing?" -.-;;;

Ninee

muton_no_oujou

Ninee

You guys should come to ACen! 4laugh We should have everybody somehow get there and dress up in the MBL cheerleader outfits that Aki designed.... xd That would be awesome. 4laugh

Hmm, dunno how in the hell we'd pull that off

Something having to do with ducks and illegal space shuttles. 3nodding

MBL Charity

Heart Rishi-Miku

MBL Charity

Heart Rishi-Miku

ninja Nerf. Shadows a girl. xd

-Strangle-

gonk What did I do?! Didn't your mother ever teach you not to harm girls?! gonk xd

I strangled her, too.
domokun

Cho Yuriko

Hugo Walker

*turns into a tiny flame and crawls into Cho's ear*

o___O
Get out of my ear.

Lyrin

mrbattery

>.<
its a great song lyrin >O<

YOUR MOM IS A GOOD SONG.

Fut.

~suicidal~purgatory~

Stargod

*Lurks*

Alright everybody...now Jazz Hands!

...Why are you picking up those bats?...

NO! STOP! OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!

This has been brought you by; N00blets, the N00b Candy. Cause biting the head off a real n00b puts you in jail.

... *urine*

mrbattery

XD

lol


>>
<<
for the record

battery does not sit in trees


he eats them...

>>
<<
or chops them down
or strikes them with lightning
or sits in them

Rennard the 3rd

Help.

6 letter word that means: A bad thing.

Malnina

Aeloh Kanokazii

ninja

@Sickle: That's when you say 'You're crossing the freaking line, voice in the back of my head!' and punch it in the face. Or shoot it.

please be careful when shooting at the back of your head, as some docotrs theorize that this may one day lead to a sudden and unexplainable death.

Rennard the 3rd

Dishonor

Rennard the 3rd

Oh.

> >
< <

-does the Charleston-

~|Video tapes and sends to Milk Bars Funniest Home Videos|~
I might win!

This has been another nonsense post, brought to you by, Dishonorable Conduct InCorporated. Where our motto is, "What the ******** you staring at!?!?"

shadow_wolf_darkness

Cinderella Oblivia Montag

shadow_wolf_darkness

Cinderella Oblivia Montag

shadow_wolf_darkness

*is glomped upon* gonk Yes? Hello Cinder.

Fear my gamerscore. FEAR IT!! gonk

*blinks/* Um... >>;

Are you fearing yet? o.o

I think it has to sink in a bit first. *flicks tail*

SickleMoonPrince

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Shiyojin Rommyu

"I kill 2 dwarves in the evening,
I kill 2 dwarves at night.
I kill 2 dwarves in the afternoon
and then I feel alright.

I kill 2 dwarves at time of peace
and 2 at time of war
I kill 2 dwarves before I kill 2 dwarves
and then I kill 2 more."

domokun

Rennard the 3rd

Shiyojin Rommyu

Leon_Claus

Shiyojin Rommyu

Leon_Claus

Have you ever treid to join an orgy of 7 other foxes and end up in the middle of the pile of moaning skin and fur xD

o_O

..foxes can moan?

*moans of boredom* yes =D
*moans of eagerness*
*moans from an orgasm* >_> *changes pants* XD

o___O

Foxes wear pants?!?!

Whoa Joe

*jumps up on a soapbox* so... due to everyone being with the sickness, i hearby rename the bar The Leper Colony. free facials.

Laurie Depp

Shiyojin Rommyu

Dishonor

~|Farts before they hit the door, and grins widely|~
mrgreen

This has been another nonsense post, brought to you by, Dishonorable Conduct InCorporated. Where our motto is, "Ho s**t."

+lights a match, then a flamethrower and fires a blazing trail of fire your way as you walk out+

>_>

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

Heart Rishi-Miku

Rennard the 3rd

Heart Rishi-Miku

Rennard the 3rd

Heart Rishi-Miku

ninja

O.o;;

OMFG

That's not a ninja !

It's a sweatdrop !!!

You broke the sacred MBL ninja lurk cycle!!!!


scream
have pretty hair!

Shhhh!
ninja
No one must find out.

Indeed...

ninja

Good, we are in agreement then.
ninja
thank you
xP

[Shadow Dude]

Reserved.