THE AWFUL ROCKET: RIP THE SQUID EDITION

Remember when the Squid totally beefed it?

Keep beefin' it in heaven, lil' guy.	58.3%	[ 7 ]
Blessed are the Beefmakers. And flights of angels sing thee to thine rest.	25.0%	[ 3 ]
I remember. I'll never forget.	16.7%	[ 2 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12 ]

[Reclusiarch Grimaldus]

[Reclusiarch Grimaldus]

s**t-POSTING 101

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A premier of all kinds of s**t NOT to do in the Awful House.

WHAT CONSTITUTES AS A s**t-POST:

Quote:

▪Roleplay Starters
▪"Bump"
▪Advertisements
▪That s**t where people click on your eggs and they hatch or whatever.
▪Quoting the first post
▪A post comprised entirely of just (a) picture(s), emoticon, or anything else that does not follow.
▪Jibberish or Emoticon spam
▪Meaningless bullshit
▪Flaming
▪Links to websites
▪Anything out of the left field. For the most part, non-sequiturs are fine, but any SO RANDUM XD s**t is a no-no.
▪Maybe some other undefined s**t that I'll add here later.

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For those still confused, here's a handy-dandy s**t-posting flowchart.

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s**t POSTING Q&A

Q: HOW DO I NOT s**t POST?
A: Don't do any of the s**t mentioned above.

Q: dramallama dramallama wahmbulance cheese_whine wahmbulance dramallama cheese_whine
A: Get the ******** out of my thread.

Q: Katrina waddled into the room, barely able to force her fat body through the door frame. Exhausted and breathing heavily, she made her mitigating pace to the sofa. Sweat began to pool around her chest and face, and ran down into her cleavage. As she plopped down on the sofa, she pulled out her triple-meat jumbo fatass burger and stuffed her face.
A: I wish I could strap you to a chair and beat you to death with a hammer.