Staffa
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And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people need not apply."
So, I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do."
So, I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that, huh, me working for you."
Woah, sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight.
So, I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, 'Man, you're some kinda sinner.'"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
"Now, hey you Mister! Can't you read? You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat!
You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here!"
Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside. Uh!
And the sign said, "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray."
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay.
So, I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign.
It said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking 'bout me! I'm alive and doin' fine!"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
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Welcome to Sign, Sign, Everywhere's A Sign (SSEA): The CB Give/Want/Buy/Sell Thread for Picture Signs! This place was born out of the following plea:
Staffa
In a desparate attempt to feel loved, I'm collecting piccy signs. So, I figured I'd make a thread to throw it out there. So, let's chat; if you like me, make me a sign! guys or gals, don't care if there's cleavage or not, whatever you feel like. LOL Although I do perfer picture signs, I'd just be honored to get a sign at all. Something like this (except not as ugly. lol) would rock my socks:
That's my ugly self doing a sign on my mule for someone else.
EDIT: Dreamsk is joining in on the fun! So, she'll be hanging around here as well for you to judge her worthiness of sign-granting. And straight from the horse's mouth:
That's my ugly self doing a sign on my mule for someone else.
EDIT: Dreamsk is joining in on the fun! So, she'll be hanging around here as well for you to judge her worthiness of sign-granting. And straight from the horse's mouth:
dreamsk
DREAMSK IS A HETEROSEXUAL FEMALE AND DOES NOT WANT CLEAVAGE SIGNS! gonk
Now the thread is spreading the love to all of Gaia! So, c'mon in, talk with us, and make a couple signs!
