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[Aegis_Guard]

Spoot-maker

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You are so awesome in so many ways E:

Any way, I guess you're right about the ship; and about the option of eating the gun, I had an idea. If you, personally, were to find a woman with which you did a quick bump and grind in a moment of post-zombie-killing jubilation; if that woman were to become pregnant with your child, after giving birth (ignoring the complications for this particular question) would you kill the child? Or would you abandon the mother before she gave birth because she would slow you down?

Why thank you.

I'm not one for quick bumping and grinding. And especially bumping and grinding without a rubber. But on the extremely slim chances I find a girl willing to (I'm really not a looker. Or have that nice a personality) Then I'd look after her. She and the unborn child are the next wave of humanity. Plus I've never been able to hit a girl and I know I'll have even more trouble with female zombies than male ones. We'd need to repopulate the earth regardless.

Oh and you forgot an option. Shoot her while she is pregnant.
Just saying.

Reminds me of that black guy from RE2 - the "GTA mudda Fugga" as he drove down the street running over zeds. He was about to let the hookers ride in his car till he realsed they were zeds.

Still - if you can find any partner willing to help you in ANY way, then stick by them - loyalty will be a rare and valuable asset in the wasteland.

[Glamtron]

Lewa Greenleaf

Spoot-maker

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Here's an idea for you guys...
Duct tape a propane torch to a super soaker and fill the tank with gasoline/Everclear. Extremely dangerous, but you'd have short bursts of flamethrower if you pump it high enough. Hold it down too long, and you're dead. Would it work?

Every found a water tight squirt gun?
The thing will leak over your hands and WHOOSH!

Spoot, NO!!

Let him... He must learn the error of his ways... Even if those errors are fatal.

As the official Den mother of the group, I've got to ask, what bee got into your bonnet tonight! Shame Lewwy for picking on fellow survivors!

That actually made me think; in all honesty do you all think you could handle surviving with a large group of people you didn't know, all of you constantly on edge?

I think I'd rather go it alone.

[Spoot-Mule-One]

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Why do I get the feeling this is in the crazy weapons thread?
xd

My buddy turned a power washer into a flamethrower. xd
that was bad a**.

Notice how the kid lowered the gun so the flames were licking the water tank?

I wanted an explosion.

[Fresnel]

Spoot-maker

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Why do I get the feeling this is in the crazy weapons thread?
xd

My buddy turned a power washer into a flamethrower. xd
that was bad a**.

Notice how the kid lowered the gun so the flames were licking the water tank?

I wanted an explosion.

I think the tanks in front are air tanks for compression. The one in the rear is gas. At least, that's how it was on my old one...

[XzepherOnyX]

Wicked_Wizard

so excuse my newbness to this thread but is there a guild where this funness continues outside of the ED?

ninja What are you talking about? ninja

[Spoot-Mule-One]

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I think the tanks in front are air tanks for compression. The one in the rear is gas. At least, that's how it was on my old one...

Depends on the model. But even then it might have been a cheap knockoff with the water at the front of filling the gun.

[Aegis_Guard]

Glamtron

Spoot-maker

Why thank you.

I'm not one for quick bumping and grinding. And especially bumping and grinding without a rubber. But on the extremely slim chances I find a girl willing to (I'm really not a looker. Or have that nice a personality) Then I'd look after her. She and the unborn child are the next wave of humanity. Plus I've never been able to hit a girl and I know I'll have even more trouble with female zombies than male ones. We'd need to repopulate the earth regardless.

Oh and you forgot an option. Shoot her while she is pregnant.
Just saying.

I didn't forget the option, I just omitted it because I thought about being pregnant and shot myself and cringed, and my body said "Don't even think about it"

Regardless, while you may or may not be a looker, you are right in that we will eventually need to repopulate the earth; I think that, in that case, looks wont be as important among the survivors, it will be based on intellect and positive genetic traits.

Additionally, do you think that, if you were cornered in an adult store, you would use a d***o to fend for yourself?

Because I can think of no greater zombie scene than some guy with a 13" pink double sided d***o beating the stuffing out of a few choice corpses. heart

Bad choice of weapon (apart from hilarious cirCUMstances - heh heh heh.) It's rubber, so has low impact damage - a solid metal one will also be unable to damage unless u charged it, flipped the swich and jammed the buzzing pos into a zed's head.

This place would be one of the worst places duting SHTF time.

[Lewa Greenleaf]

Wicked_Wizard

Aegis_Guard

Considering the reduced human population - i would say that we needed every child and breeding capaple female possible. i know a pregnant woman and a child younger than 10 can tend to slow people down - but if they had a secure area - they could survive. If you could find such an area and build up a viable gene-pool with other survivors - go for it.

being Gay i was posed this question the the form of would you have sex in order to continue the population. my answer was "yes, what are you retarded". Sure i my be attracted to the same gender but I think I'm smart enough to know I cant make a baby with one so sex with a woman would be a must do if a willing one was found.

*Standing ovation*

[Fresnel]

Aegis_Guard

Spoot-maker

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You are so awesome in so many ways E:

Any way, I guess you're right about the ship; and about the option of eating the gun, I had an idea. If you, personally, were to find a woman with which you did a quick bump and grind in a moment of post-zombie-killing jubilation; if that woman were to become pregnant with your child, after giving birth (ignoring the complications for this particular question) would you kill the child? Or would you abandon the mother before she gave birth because she would slow you down?

Why thank you.

I'm not one for quick bumping and grinding. And especially bumping and grinding without a rubber. But on the extremely slim chances I find a girl willing to (I'm really not a looker. Or have that nice a personality) Then I'd look after her. She and the unborn child are the next wave of humanity. Plus I've never been able to hit a girl and I know I'll have even more trouble with female zombies than male ones. We'd need to repopulate the earth regardless.

Oh and you forgot an option. Shoot her while she is pregnant.
Just saying.

Reminds me of that black guy from RE2 - the "GTA mudda Fugga" as he drove down the street running over zeds. He was about to let the hookers ride in his car till he realsed they were zeds.

Still - if you can find any partner willing to help you in ANY way, then stick by them - loyalty will be a rare and valuable asset in the wasteland.

"b***h, my s**t is custom!"

[Prince Pippin]

DarknessRainz

Wicked_Wizard

so excuse my newbness to this thread but is there a guild where this funness continues outside of the ED?

ninja What are you talking about? ninja

Is their a Guild built around the scenario exploring in such for discussion and information sharing that is not this thread =P

If so I need to apply because lets face it Zombies + Guild = Zombie Guild = Amazing

[Glamtron]

Lewa Greenleaf

Wicked_Wizard

Aegis_Guard

Considering the reduced human population - i would say that we needed every child and breeding capaple female possible. i know a pregnant woman and a child younger than 10 can tend to slow people down - but if they had a secure area - they could survive. If you could find such an area and build up a viable gene-pool with other survivors - go for it.

being Gay i was posed this question the the form of would you have sex in order to continue the population. my answer was "yes, what are you retarded". Sure i my be attracted to the same gender but I think I'm smart enough to know I cant make a baby with one so sex with a woman would be a must do if a willing one was found.

*Standing ovation*

For some reason, I read that at first as Lewwy offering...

But that is pretty noble of you; I can only hope that other people feel the same way. But wouldn't we not want people of genetic backgrounds filled with disease and mental illness breeding?

[Fresnel]

Glamtron

Lewa Greenleaf

Wicked_Wizard

Aegis_Guard

Considering the reduced human population - i would say that we needed every child and breeding capaple female possible. i know a pregnant woman and a child younger than 10 can tend to slow people down - but if they had a secure area - they could survive. If you could find such an area and build up a viable gene-pool with other survivors - go for it.

being Gay i was posed this question the the form of would you have sex in order to continue the population. my answer was "yes, what are you retarded". Sure i my be attracted to the same gender but I think I'm smart enough to know I cant make a baby with one so sex with a woman would be a must do if a willing one was found.

*Standing ovation*

For some reason, I read that at first as Lewwy offering...

But that is pretty noble of you; I can only hope that other people feel the same way. But wouldn't we not want people of genetic backgrounds filled with disease and mental illness breeding?

Want? Probably not. But who's going to stop them?

[Lewa Greenleaf]

Glamtron

Lewa Greenleaf

Spoot-maker

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Here's an idea for you guys...
Duct tape a propane torch to a super soaker and fill the tank with gasoline/Everclear. Extremely dangerous, but you'd have short bursts of flamethrower if you pump it high enough. Hold it down too long, and you're dead. Would it work?

Every found a water tight squirt gun?
The thing will leak over your hands and WHOOSH!

Spoot, NO!!

Let him... He must learn the error of his ways... Even if those errors are fatal.

As the official Den mother of the group, I've got to ask, what bee got into your bonnet tonight! Shame Lewwy for picking on fellow survivors!

That actually made me think; in all honesty do you all think you could handle surviving with a large group of people you didn't know, all of you constantly on edge?

I think I'd rather go it alone.

To be honest... Most of the people that come here are really, really dumb.

I wouldn't mind being in a big group, because it would only stay "big" for about a week, meanwhile all of the less mentally gifted of the group would use their "trip-wire" and "propane water-guns"...

Some people are really, really dumb... stare neutral

[Aegis_Guard]

Charley

Slick-THM

in the event of such a thing happening im a gun colector so ive got arms covered.........and i live close to a big mall for suplys.

I don't think my large firearm supply will be a big deal really. I only imagine a few people who would be traveling with me, and of those, my fiancee already has this:

Two words - HELL YEAH!

I gotta get me one of those!

[XzepherOnyX]

Wicked_Wizard

DarknessRainz

Wicked_Wizard

so excuse my newbness to this thread but is there a guild where this funness continues outside of the ED?

ninja What are you talking about? ninja

Is their a Guild built around the scenario exploring in such for discussion and information sharing that is not this thread =P

If so I need to apply because lets face it Zombies + Guild = Zombie Guild = Amazing

hrmm......
Ok.
TO ALL OF MY PUPILS(aka survivors)
What do you think?
we have a decent amount of you here so what do you think.
is Wicked_Wizard Worthy!?