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I have an idea	78.2%	[ 452 ]
Check your DM	21.8%	[ 126 ]
Total Votes:			[ 578 ]

[cel-sius]

Dragon the VII

I require all of it or your sole.
☯

Left or right? o:
I warn you, my sneakers are stinky.

[The Dragon]

Farewell.
☯

[misinformation]

Speaking of Didney,
There was a nice ol BMW fully blocking my driveway last week.
That nice old satisfaction of getting it towed.

èué
GO PARK AT DIDNEY JFC

[cel-sius]

Dragon the VII

Farewell.
☯

Bye, Dragon!

[cel-sius]

e ue
Do you get free admission to the park in return for this sacrifice?

[misinformation]

Super nicely dressed lady came back and was all "uh..."

[misinformation]

There -used- to be socal resident discount, but no more.

Now there's like membership tiers?
Yeah no.

[misinformation]

[misinformation]

[Victoria Rubeck of Kutral]

do you prefer "EAT THE RICH" or "VORE THE BOURGEOIS "

[Danton the Bored]

1. Track down Mythos
2. Park in front of driveway
3. Wait until tow truck pulls up and/or law-enforcement official shows up
4. Drive away
5. Wait until aforementioned leaves
6. Repeat
7. ?????
8. PROFIT!!!

[cel-sius]

Creamy Mami and Idol Densetsu Eriko emotion_kirakira
...ahem

[misinformation]

Danton the Bored

1. Track down Mythos
2. Park in front of driveway
3. Wait until tow truck pulls up and/or law-enforcement official shows up
4. Drive away
5. Wait until aforementioned leaves
6. Repeat
7. ?????
8. PROFIT!!!

key your car
throw dead roses on your windshield
probably dirty cat litter

[cel-sius]

Aww, that stinks :<

[misinformation]