LAND SHARK FACT BOOK (funny thread)

[Cheri Wolf]

So in these past few days of me playing zOMG,I have
dedicated myself to serving and studying the ever so
popular and notoriously rare, zOMG Land Shark.

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Within my studies I have found:

1) G'hi energy is dependent on the Land Shark, and how he feels about you that day.

2) If you are having trouble in the sewers, it is most likely because of the Land Shark's spawn. (He releases them into the sewers, and the only place they can go is in between the man holes, meaning Gains can't get out!)

3) The PDA will malfunction A LOT! if the Land Shark is out, i.e. No Signal while in the Gold Beach.

4) Praying to the Land Shark often boosts one's Luck by up to 73%

5) By screaming "HALP LAND SHARK!!!!" in area chat, then proceeding to tell people to come to where you are, then explaining to them when they get there that, "I was actually trapped by the Sand Fluffs and needed some help to get me out." Does not make for quick bonds in the realms of zOMG.

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These past few days have been a living hell, but in the sense,
it has brought me closer to what I am to be. Please if anyone
else has another research I have yet to find, please post them!

(This thread is a complete joke xD, if you have another research that is good, i'll put it up with the originals and your name next to it!)

[Twilight Ryuu]

wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I

Don't forget that the Kokeshi doll glitch is also in fact caused by the Land Shark; Due to her fear of the almighty Land Shark, she remains in hiding.

Fact: Every time a glitch occurs in zOMG, the Land Shark's hits do one point extra damage.

snoitome eurt deen I

[Rock Rebellion]

you know they say that even chuck norris uses the land shark ring ninja

[Twilight Ryuu]

Little Silver Cupcake

you know they say that even chuck norris uses the land shark ring ninja

wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I

>>"

snoitome eurt deen I

[Divine_Malevolence]

Twilight Ryuu

wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I

Don't forget that the Kokeshi doll glitch is also in fact caused by the Land Shark; Due to her fear of the almighty Land Shark, she remains in hiding.

Fact: Every time a glitch occurs in zOMG, the Land Shark's hits do one point extra damage.

snoitome eurt deen I

It's also why the final boss built his lab underwater.
No landshark can get him there.

[bald cat]

wat?

[Blood Assassin 32]

When the general won't come out of his mushroom he's organizing the landshark to attack everyone around his house for revenge xD

[tehrin]

Divine_Malevolence

It's also why the final boss built his lab underwater.
No landshark can get him there.

Landshark > Final Boss

This is a fact. 3nodding


Landshark is infact, the 104 monster

[Abcdpup]

The Landshark gets more powerful for every toothy doll equipped to an avvie.

[Flame Illusion]

Fact: Landshark ate Chuck Norris. D:<

[Divine_Malevolence]

tehrin

Divine_Malevolence

It's also why the final boss built his lab underwater.
No landshark can get him there.

Landshark > Final Boss

This is a fact. 3nodding


Landshark is infact, the 104 monster

Exactly.
In fact, the land shark has a habit of displacing things.
It forced the ruby weapon from FF7 to flee to the surface.

[Pie]

tehrin

Landshark > Final Boss

This is a fact. 3nodding

I can confirm this.

With my CL 10.0 Chef Armor Bonus and Buffs, I once made it so the final boss - before his supposed recent nerfing - was scoring 0 damage with his strongest attacks.

... Landshark's teeth cut through it like butter. I was down in three bites.

[NewShinyCD]

Fact: Landshark steals peoples invites.

[Twilight Ryuu]

Flame Illusion

Fact: Landshark ate Chuck Norris. D:<

wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I

O:

The best news I've heard in a long time.

snoitome eurt deen I

[Al Torrenz]

Land shark causes 104.