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BukkakeBoy
Roman Holiday
OnyxWolf
Yay for religious tolerance.

And for making LIFE ALTERING threads in GD.

And for taking a ******** Jesus bot seriously.

There are enough people out there who aren't bots that actually believe that sorta crap that this just had to be made.
And so ******** help me as long as I'm able I will keep it alive... in case any of them happen to be glancing through and need to view this.......... on the ODD CHANCE that maybe one of them has a shred of sense left in their otherwise hollow skulls enough to stop and think: "Hey... this guy is right!" ......

.... And THAT... would make it all worthwhile.
DAMN how I hate Jesus-freaks...


wow.. if you dont believe in god or jesus, whats left> satan?

Uhh no because that would involve believing in god or jesus.
Hmm maybe one of the other religions that is taking up the other 60% of the world or a non-conformist spirituality?
moron.
TheFiresOfStupid
Gwydeth
OMG!
I'LL PRAY FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T GO TO HELL!!!
<33333


Edit: canciel that Brick of Justice Strike


This was apparently a parody

Oh hell even I got that...
(haha smarter then U!!)
Blacky The Phoenix
I find it funny because a good percent of you in this thread that are bashing Christianity don't know all about it. I would not be surprised if you did not know much about other religions. *sigh* people today. rolleyes

*puts head in hands and crys*
Is everyone in here scared to read my posts?
Do they hear the fap fap fap of my interpeen, can you smell pwning on the internets that you become blind?

and do you simply not pay attention to the intelligent christian to non-christian ratio?
TheFiresOfStupid
Sanguvixen
suprstr27
bleh. all of the arguments have sort of faded out.


No it hasn't. The source of prey has dried up a bit. Once the prey starts coming fresh again, and the regular's here come on the arguments/debates will brighten up.


I can't be here all the time!

I need to eat too!

I can't survive on the tears of Churchers as i break their little minds!



I mean they are tasty but hardly nourishing, and probably not healthy....

rofl

they make excallent tea!
TheFiresOfStupid
Sanguvixen
Fires...remember a while back? We had a discussion. Remember our conversation about off the topic chatter? I am seeing it here again...please stop.


Well, unless anyone has any important material to reply to my other posts I have nothing more to say.

and if we don't say anything THEY tend not to see the thread and if they don't see the thread it dies because our intelligence is usually used up in our PM discussions..
[******** YOU JEWBAG scream
looks like you hate Jesus too...
Sanguvixen
Nihilistic Seraph
_Cloe724_
Christianity is based off of Wicca ...
....Bahahahahahahaha. No.

Christianity is kinda older than Wicca. It's based off of Judaism.


Sorry to disagree...but the roots of Wicca are older than the roots of Christianity.

depends on what you call Wicca really, the roots of Polytheism are older the Christianity or Judism yes.
The roots of what we know as Wiccanism are really on 60 years old or so it may be a hybrid (i.e rape) of many other polytheistic religions but one wouldn't really call those "roots" just because they were planted in the same garden.
Arilavent
Chichok
Xelamint
Just so you know, I've actually followed this thread quite a bit. I've chosen never to post in it, but I've always seen it and thought how much the damn thing sucks. It's not even the first post or the subject material. It's the idiots that come in and start going off on tangents. This isn't a good thread anymore.

Consider this:

For a long time, people believed the earth was flat. It took a LONG time to finally prove to them that the earth was round.

You may say it's not a good thread anymore, but christianity is a harder wall of ignorance that may take time, but eventually we'll be able to break it.

Perserverance is always needed 3nodding
There is tangible proof that the earth is spherical. You can't supply any proof that God doesn't exist, and therein, you'll never "break" Christianity, or any other religion.


Yet.

Plus no proof is closer to proof against then proof for.
Xelamint
Chichok
Everything in this universe follows a law. There had to be a pattern leading to the creation of the universe


One law of science is that matter cannot be created or destroyed. Assuming there was some sort of a beginning (as most everything has a beginning), how did we come to exist from nothing?

Doughnut.

Someone else link the girl I'm not backposting.
Nihilistic Seraph
Allright, I'm not sure how accurate all of it is, but here you go.

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Jesus and Horus. One before the other.

1. Both were conceived of a virgin.

2. Both were the "only begotten son" of a god (either Osiris or Yahweh)

3. Horus's mother was Meri, Jesus's mother was Mary.

4. Horus's foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus's foster father was Joseph.

5. Both foster fathers were of royal descent.

6. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to have been born in a stable).

7. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel.

8. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star). Jesus had his birth heralded by a star in the East (the sun rises in the East).

9. Ancient Egyptians celebrated the birth of Horus on December 21 (the Winter Solstice). Modern Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus on December 25.

10. Both births were announced by angels (this si nto the same as number 7).

11. Both had shepherds witnessing the birth.

12. Horus was visited at birth by "three solar deities" and Jesus was visited by "three wise men".

13. After the birth of Horus, Herut tried to have Horus murdered. After the birth of Jesus, Herod tried to have Jesus murdered.

14. To hide from Herut, the god That tells Isis, "Come, thou goddess Isis, hide thyself with thy child." To hide from Herod, an angel tells Joseph to "arise and take the young child and his mother and flee into Egypt."

15. When Horus came of age, he had a special ritual where hsi eye was restored. When Jesus (and other Jews) come of age, they have a special ritual called a Bar Mitzvah.

16. Both Horus and Jesus were 12 at this coming-of-age ritual.

17. Neither have any official recorded life histories between the ages of 12 and 30.

18. Horus was baptized in the river Eridanus. Jesus was baptized in the river Jordan.

19. Both were baptized at age 30.

20. Horus was baptized by Anup the Baptizer. Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist.

21. Both Anup and John were later beheaded.

22. Horus was taken from the desert of Amenta up a high mountain to be tempted by his arch-rival Set. Jesus was taken from the desert in Palestine up a high mountain to be tempted by his arch-rival Satan.

23. Both Horus and Jesus successfully resist this temptation.

24. Both have 12 disciples.

25. Both walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, and restored sight to the blind.

26. Horus "stilled the sea by his power." Jesus commanded the sea to be still by saying, "Peace, be still."

27. Horus raised his dead father (Osiris) from the grave. Jesus raised Lazarus from the grave. (Note the similarity in names when you say them out loud. Further, Osiris was also known as Asar, which is El-Asar in Hebrew, which is El-Asarus in Latin.)

28. Osiris was raised in the town of Anu. Lazarus was raised in Bethanu (literally, "house of Anu" wink .

29. Both gods delivered a Sermon on the Mount.

30. Both were crucified.

31. Both were crucified next to two thieves.

32. Both were buried in a tomb.

33. Horus was sent to Hell and resurrected in 3 days. Jesus was sent to Hell and came back "three days" later (although Friday night to Sunday morning is hardly three days).

34. Both had their resurrection announced by women.

35. Both are supposed to return for a 1000-year reign.

36. Horus is known as KRST, the anointed one. Jesus was known as the Christ (which means "anointed one" wink .

37. Both Jesus and Horus have been called the good shepherd, the lamb of God, the bread of life, the son of man, the Word, the fisher, and the winnower.

38. Both are associated with the zodiac sign of Pisces (the fish).

39. Both are associated with the symbols of the fish, the beetle, the vine, and the shepherd's crook.

40. Horus was born in Anu ("the place of bread" wink and Jesus was born in Bethlehem ("the house of bread" wink .

41. "The infant Horus was carried out of Egypt to escape the wrath of Typhon. The infant Jesus was carried into Egypt to escape the wrath of Herod. Concerning the infant Jesus, the New Testament states the following prophecy: 'Out of Egypt have I called my son.'" (See Point 13)

42. Both were transfigured on the mount.

43. The catacombs of Rome have pictures of the infant Horus being held by his mother, not unlike the modern-day images of "Madonna and Child."

44. Noted English author C. W. King says that both Isis and Mary are called "Immaculate".

45. Horus says: "Osiris, I am your son, come to glorify your soul, and to give you even more power." And Jesus says: "Now is the Son of Man glorified and God is glorified in him. If God is glorified in him, God will glorify the Son in himself, and will glorify him at once."

46. Horus was identified with the Tau (cross).

now THAT is worth looking into.
Jesus a non factual being come out from a re-invigoration of an older faith...
Maybe in a few more thousand years we'll get a new saviour fable...
TheFiresOfStupid
Xelamint
Chichok
"God" is just a more believed icon. Like I said, it's just gonna take more time


Look at the other side for a second. What if you're wrong? (The heart of debate in analysis of BOTH sides.)


Then we're pretty screwed, along with homosexuals, anyone whos had sex outside of marriage, people that show hostility, people that did anything even considered slightly immoral even with justification.

We'll all burn.


whee

People that eat shellfish, wear cotton polyester blends, allow horses and donkeys to breed and not burn their offspring anyone who tells anyone they're going to hell...
Nihilistic Seraph
TheFiresOfStupid
Sanguine Slipknot
[.Nurse Joy.]
braidedsilver
Ack science! No my worst subject! Though oddly enough I have a great mind for it. I can't comprehend this stuff with only six hours of collective sleep since Monday!


<_< heheh, I have physics as my science class..

Chemistry's much better. x3[/off-topic]


Biology rules.

Nuff said.
You know, I could put in my two cents about the literary arts, but think the science people would gang up on me.

*hides behind you with my studios arts major*
TheFiresOfStupid
Sanguine Slipknot
azulmagia
Sanguine Slipknot
They didn't have much of an English back then. 'Cause...Y'know, it was kinda called Latin. It was translated into Latin because that was the universal language at the time.


Not in the Eastern Empire. There it was just left in Greek. Of course in places like Armenia, Georgia and Egypt it was translated into Armenian, Georgian and Coptic. When the Goths converted to Arianism, they got at least a NT in Gothic.

In any event, whenever a new translation is done, they always go back to the original languages. Even the KJV goes back to the original languages. Of course, we have better texts now to work from.

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Then, as the Romans started assimilating more and more into their culture, they began to adopt Christianity. Thus, it's no big surprise they had the "good" book translated into their language.


Well, the Romans didn't "adopt" Christianity at all. The government became Christian via the efforts of Constantine and his successors. The really "Christian" part of the Empire was in the Eastern half.

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Then came the "fall" of Rome and the growth of individual cultures (in this case, specifically that of England). They developed Middle English (smattering between Latin and Modern English), which lacked the finess of Latin and the accuracy of Modern.


English did not come from Latin. confused

Greek and Roman, at the time, were essentially the same thing, because the Romans "admired" the Greeks for their ideas, but not enough so that they would change their entire language. Thus, when Rome had more or less "conquered" much of Greece, the languages were brought together.

"Adopting" a religion and making a religion the "Official" religion of your Empire are the same thing. neutral

No, you're right; English didn't come from Latin. English only has thousands of words that seem to be derived, in part, from Latin because of sheer coincidence. rolleyes


English is a Germanic language, not a Romance language.

The fact that the Roman empire had a strong influence on the Germanic barbarian clans, including their language, is hardly coincidence.

But no, English didn't come from Latin.

Any linguist can tell you that. (Trust me, I got yelled at for the same false assertion as you made.)

hell English is about as purly one thing as a whorehose babe is.
It is the biggest rape of language known to the face of the planet and the words we have stolen we don't even use correctly.
I hate my language on all linguistic levels..
Ich spreken deutch...
So has this thread gone anywhere yet?

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