» Ŧhe Ðuct Ŧape Єafé || Sweet, sweet revival.

where's waldo?

chillin' at the duct tape cafe.	28.6%	[ 2 ]
helping clean up the gulf oil spill.	0.0%	[ 0 ]
buying red-striped shirts.	42.9%	[ 3 ]
the world may never know...	28.6%	[ 2 ]
Total Votes:			[ 7 ]

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» I N T R O ||

Hello, and welcome!
This is a chat thread for polite, considerate, and literate Gaians to come and chat.
(LOLWHUTTHISDOINGINCHATTERBOX?)
Such an impossible thought, I know – but we can only try, no?
We're all friendly, so come on in, kick back, and chat it up!

» O R I G I N S ||

This thread was created by ~ H a j i l e & Zachy T.
Most of the original regulars here came from Zach's Lounge, a chat thread previously owned and operated by Zachy.
Demonic Duct Tape Wallet is a mule used for Duct Tape Café purposes and is operated by both Hajile and Zachy.

Hajile talks in gray text.
Zachy talks in blue text.

» D A Y S O F N O T E ||

09/27/07 || The Duct Tape Café was created.

11/22/07 || Mule avatar completed!

11/26/07 || The Duct Tape Café officially surpassed its predecessor, Zach’s Lounge.

» U P D A T E S ||

Quote:

8/18/10 || Zachy is hard at work completely revamping the DTC for a new age of awesomeness (and silver-taped stickyness).

» A R C H I V E S ||

Quote:

ZACHY ACTUALLY LOGGED ON TO THE MULE! (monumental occasion) - 5/31/08

Did a quick sprucing up of the front page. - 2/25/08

It's Fin's first Gaiaversary today! ;0 - 1/12/08

It's Zachy's Third Gaiaversary today! :'D - 12/17/07

- Important question! What time is it?

WRONG.
It's ADVENTURE TIME!!!

- I have updated the banner section with Avrair's banner and such. It turns out I forgot to put the original banner in there in the first place, so thank you Avrair for making me do it... xD

- Whoo! I got the mule avatar complete!
... However, our threads funds are now mostly depleted... >.>;
Guess what? I did some real work for once! ;D
Went out on a righteous crusade and returned with three new affiliates. The Duct Tape Cafe can now be conveniently accessed from THREE OTHER THREADS! HUZZAHH!
HEY GUESS WHAT
ZACHY DID WORK.
He made his About Me all nice and pretty and stuff.
I r achiever. :D
- Posted this update.
SEE, ZACHY IS WORKING HARD. ... ;____;
- Received a donation of a August '07 letter from Dream Darkly! Thank you! :D<3
- Added a few regulars and such. Shrunk down some updates to conserve room.
- THREAD OFFICIALLY COMPLETE AND OPENED!
- Updated "Random Ramblings" post, fixed a few typo's pointed out by Avrair, and deleted "Our Info Kiosk" post.
- Updated "Banners & Affiliates" posts
- Fixed up some minor coding and looks throughout the thread.
Dang it's hard to keep stuff consistent.
- Don't freaking screw up my perfectly arranged About Me, Haj.
- EPIC ABOUT ME IS EPIC.
- Maybe I'll change all the text to blue to make it look like I'm actually doing work.
- Updated "Our Friends & Enemies" section
- Created 'Update' section and converted our memo's to updates
- Also, note how I am the only one updating? Wait! We should put a update section here in the first post... Ha, I'm so smart. 8D
- Updated "Our Corner" post
- Yeah, in all likely-hood, I'm going to have to commission some. >.<
- I'm trying to work up enough creative juices to make a few banners for this place.
Anytime this year they'll be up. Anytime. >.>;
- Thread created on 09/27/07

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

We're understanding people. Really. But we can only take so much. The less you toe the line, the less of a reason we have to report you. :*

» O B E Y The ToS
If it's illegal out there, it's illegal in here. Duh.

» The Regulars Are G O D S
Pay them the utmost respect. Building emples and shrines in their honor will win you brownie points.

» K E E P It Literate
We like it when people talk like human beings. If you can't pronounce it out loud, you'd best not hit "Submit".

» K E E P It Civil
Keep the cursing PG-13. A few "damn"s and "s**t"s are allowed, but don't go overboard or you'll be walking the plank.
(lolz pirate analogy)

» U S E Appropriate Post Styles (Text Colors)
Your post is not important enough to force others to adjust their screen contrast just to make out your words.
Use reasonable colors and modestly-sized posting decorations/images. You're defined by your words, not how they look.

» N O F L A M I N G Whatsoever
We relish debates and discussions, but we hate to use the fire extinguisher.
If you want to stick around, stick to pleasant discussions or intelligent and controlled debates.

» Regularly C H E C K The Rules
We can and will update these rules now and then.
Please continue to check the front page for updates so you don't make an accidental faux pas.

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» Our Little Corner ||

This is where you get to learn some simple, boring, non-important facts about the owners that you could have figured out on your own! How exciting! :D

» Hajile

• He's male. (If you couldn't tell, then do me a favor a shoot me.)
• He's not going to tell you his age. (Just cuz he likes it when people think he is older than he really is. xD)
• He's homeschooled. (Which can explain why he posts so randomly.)
• He's a strong Christian that believes God's word. (Seriously. Get over it.)
• He's not rich. (So don't go asking for stuff plzkthx.)
• He's proficient with Karate, Skiing, and Soccer. (Among other things.)
• He's not fond of math. (But he likes History and Literature.)
• He's a health nut. He enjoys reading Nutrition Facts and Ingredient lists.. (He often gets stares when he complains how everything has Fructose Corn Syrup and how nothing has any protein.)
• He's hypoglycemic. (Look it up. xDD)
• He likes using big words. (Because he can.)
• He's always right. (Always.)
• He has many friends. (Contrary to popular belief.)
• He likes chocolate chip cookies, Babe Ruth candy bar, Literate people, Nintendo, his DS, his Wii, Fire Emblem, web comics, Gaia, some manga, fun pointless time-eating games found on the internet, poking fun at his friends, poking fun at people in general, and yogurt. Preferably Vanilla.
• He dislikes molasses cookies, stupid people, people who think they know everything, the Media, algebra, un-organization, people who make things harder than they need to be, the lack of artistic talent he possess, and caramel. Eww.

And... That is way more than I thought I would actually write! xD

____________________________________________________________

Zachy likes to align stuff to the right. •
He works really hard on this thread. •
Oh, he's male, too. Hence the 'he'. •
He's 21. [Yeah, I tell people my age.] •
He really doesn't dig referring to himself in third person. •
I'm homeschooled, which I really do enjoy bragging about to all my friends. Including Haji. Who isn't homeschooled. [See, Cyber School doesn't count.] •
I'm a Christian. A Protestant. A bible-thumper. Call it what you will, it won't change the fact that I was one first, and that
Hajile was just trying to be trendy when he became one.•
i hav teh moneyz irl. So if you can find me, I might spare you a buck or two. Good luck with that. •
I'm proficient at life. [Um, you know. Life. Yeah.] •
I write a bunch, most of which pertains to sponges and highly trained assassins. ...And guns. Lots of guns. •
I drink soda and eat Tasty Cakes. All the time. •
I love Britain. •
And I'm not patriotic in the least. •
I'm ownageglycemic. Which is like, infinity times better than hypoglycemic. Like, forever. ...Yeah. That good. •
In Soviet Russia, friends have you. •
I like Dwight Schrute. And the word "onomatopoeia". •
I don't like semicolons, or the French. •

I'm finished. •

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» Our Friends & Enemies ||

Strive to be on the Regular list, strive not to be on the Black list. once you're on one, you won't leave it. If you are on the Regular list, you are incredible. Really. And if you are on the Black list... Well... You pretty much suck and will be hated by everyone in the thread. You are the dregs of society. And if you aren't on either... you're still doin' fine. cool

» Regulars ||

~ H a j i l e
[ R i c k y ]
Yoshazuntovprel
M o z z y
Fineas Flair
-Avrair-
Travair_Farre
MusicHeartz
Dream Darkly
Creeping_Shado
Sira_Black
[.Porcelain.Heart.]
WolfumsTheGreat
iPwnBabies
iSparkage
Kai Okonai

worship them.

» Black list ||

Zachy T.

Pelt them with tomatoes.
I like tomatoes.

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» Our Games ||

This is where we contain the thread contests. :o Why don't you see if you can win a few. ;D

» Riddle Contest ||

It's pretty straight forward. I post a riddle, and you solve it. If you won the previous riddle, please refrain from answering the following one. We want everyone to have a chance. ;D Also, we ask that you try to solve this riddle on your own. As in, no outside help from the internet, friends, family, etc.

Current riddle::

A man and his wife raced through the streets. They hit a patch of ice, spun out of control, and hit a tree. Both the man and wife were physically okay. The husband got out of the car, locked it, and jogged off. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. [explain how this is possible]

Riddle prize:: N/A

This is a riddle submitted by another user named iSparkage. Thank you! :]]


» Tektek Contest ||

Alright, we are in desperate need of totally random avatar for no-one in particular. Because DDTW has a fine avatar. Ahem. >.>

Now attempt to make an avatar!
GO GO GO

And the guidelines are...

• I will choose a winner once we receive a minimum of five entrants. [PM entries to ~ H a j i l e]
• Don't just pile MCs on. Use commons.
• Don't just pile commons on. Match them.
• I really like matching. Srsly. o_o
• Yes.

More Contests to come... hopefully

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» Our Banners & Affiliates ||

This is where you can pick up our banners and see some of our friends! :] Just PM this account with a banner to be added to our affiliates. <33

» Banners ||

Here are our banners that we have acquired::


Made by Travair_Farre

[url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/he-uct-ape-af-happy-thanksgiving-3/t.33037811_1/]
[img]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c39/Ryan_Murphy/hajilebanner.jpg[/img][/url]

Made by Avrair

[url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/he-uct-ape-af-happy-thanksgiving-3/t.33037811_1/]
[img]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6360/elijahpictureeq5xj6.jpg[/img][/url]

We will have more soon! D:

» Affiliates ||

[A Catchy Name] - A literate hangout thread.









~ Avatar Making Guide ~ - A comprehensive guide to avatar making.

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

» Our Random Ramblings ||

This is just a random post where we put some of our silly/funny sayings that have some up over the course of this thread. xDDD

» -insert funny saying here-

fineas flair

~ H a j i l e

What the heck.

Why am I being demonized for remarking on how I dislike one game? rofl

Y'all should be lucky I don't go off at you for making some of the comments you do. D<

(And it's boycott. And actually, I have every right to boycott it. I think it's over-rated, so I express distaste towards it. Which isn't even really boycotting it. True boycotting would be me going "HAY GAIZ, LET'S GO MAKE BUNCHA POSTARZ AND WALK AROUND SAYING STUPID THINGS ABOUT GH."

So there. What the heck is wrong with expressing an opinion? :/

Thats pretty tough talk coming from someone in a skirt. xD

Dream Darkly

fineas flair

Dream Darkly

e_e

Hehehe, thats a funny face. ;D

So is yours >>

... Ok, so we don't have many sayings yet... >.>

The more people in the thread, the more this post will grow!

[Demonic Duct Tape Wallet]

Reserved for a rainy day...

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Reserved for a rainy day...

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Reserved for a rainy day...