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That was not expected xD

what do u mean trigger people?


um, like "trigger warning". im using it a bit loosly here but it's pretty much "doing or presenting something someone else may not like or find offensive."

And thankyou for the gate! I opened it and god a Northern Frost, i had to go ahead and changed my avatar to fit it! though truly the reward was me being able to brighten your day. you deserve happiness in your life emotion_bigheart


yay you got some good xDDD
and i see, i thought something like that


its so pretty thankyou again!
the use of hte turm has become alot more popular with tumblr.
I hope you have a lovely day, Gl with the giveaway! heart

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Yes but it said lemme put on, my angry face xD

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dirty joke incomiiiing

"What is the difference between like and
love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."


But you never did that to mine 8U


=w= yes... i followed through with that joke too



~~~

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The
daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles
and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through
three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like
an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes,
dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.”


HAH

YES


got another one

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d**k goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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[

dirty joke incomiiiing

"What is the difference between like and
love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."


But you never did that to mine 8U


=w= yes... i followed through with that joke too



~~~

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The
daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles
and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through
three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like
an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes,
dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.”


HAH

YES


got another one

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d**k goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


clever

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dirty joke incomiiiing

"What is the difference between like and
love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."


But you never did that to mine 8U


=w= yes... i followed through with that joke too



~~~

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The
daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles
and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through
three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like
an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes,
dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.”


HAH

YES


got another one

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d**k goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


clever


thank you very much for the ring darling xD

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~~~

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The
daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles
and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through
three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like
an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes,
dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.”


HAH

YES


got another one

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d**k goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


clever


thank you very much for the ring darling xD


<3 oh yush

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~~~

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In
her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The
daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles
and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through
three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like
an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After
his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes,
dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration.”


HAH

YES


got another one

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d**k goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


clever


thank you very much for the ring darling xD


<3 oh yush


i like it xD im actually wearing it now, but it cant be seen,

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i like it xD im actually wearing it now, but it cant be seen,


Yay were engaged xD

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i like it xD im actually wearing it now, but it cant be seen,


Yay were engaged xD


if you really wanted us to be i really will propose to you :O

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i like it xD im actually wearing it now, but it cant be seen,


Yay were engaged xD


if you really wanted us to be i really will propose to you :O


Its k, you dont have 2 honestly . you know im just poking fun

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