Dragon's Chaotic Army of Meese and Men

I told you not to put that forbidden evil into your mouth, didn't I?

Can I have seconds? That stuff is GOOD!	27.0%	[ 68 ]
What evil? I ate the candy!	8.7%	[ 22 ]
I think your forbiddin evil is fresh as a daisy.	5.6%	[ 14 ]
My tail! DX I lost it! Nooooooooooo!	6.3%	[ 16 ]
The toilet poured a piña colada down my shirt.	4.4%	[ 11 ]
I'm a pretty dandelion here to sprinkle salt on the beautiful peanut flowers.	2.8%	[ 7 ]
I'll just vote for Voldemort because the other answers make no sense.	9.5%	[ 24 ]
The evil was candy? WHAT!?!? I thought it was butterscotch!	6.3%	[ 16 ]
The tiger stalks his prey and then— What's this about evil?	7.1%	[ 18 ]
MAGIC STAR POWER OF HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE! Turn me into a boat!	22.2%	[ 56 ]
Total Votes:			[ 252 ]

[The Dragon]

I have gotten it! So I'm done but feel free to post your links and I will continue to help others.

DragonWANTS YOU to be a part of her army. If you are just here to know what the heck is a meese. It is the improper plural form of moose. PM me or comment on my profile if you want to join.
This is purely for fun.
My army may even fight against Storm’s army…or join forces…depending on our moods.

ALSO!
If you just want to be a worshipper of Balder the Immortal easter egg that is fine.
I have a really old easter egg. He just won't die. He will survive the end of the world. His name is Balder and here's a picture of him:

And this is his lifespan:

THEY KILLED HIM! THOSE DAM DIRTY APE MODS KILLED BALDER!

Current number of Members: SEVENTEEN!

Balder's Worshipers: ONE!

[The Dragon]

MEMBERS:
1. Torus Ragnarok
2. aecy
3. The Last Martyr
4. karlieann
5. xXRed Moon VampiressXx
6. Wepwawet
7. Dieu de Chou
8. schnauzers4Robin
9. Dual Con
10. Le_Scratch
11. Spriteless_Andy
12. dragonprincess_bloom
13. Trent_Jayir
14. Aisle of Yew
15. VRUNK whedab arcaniss darastrix
16. BlazingSun72
17. Vash Dr460n

Unwilling Minion: ONE >D
Leadery

[The Dragon]

BALDER'S WORSHIPERS:

1. Trent_Jayir

[The Dragon]

[The Dragon]

[The Dragon]

[The Last Martyr]

I love how everyone has an army now~
I'll join 3nodding

[The Dragon]

Storm made me jealous with her's. I'll always bragiing about her's.

∞

[Ice Goddess Storm]

8DDDDDDDDDDDD *ego boost*

[The Dragon]

I tend to do that a lot. stare

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[Ice Goddess Storm]

...It's because I'm very receptive of ego boosters. 8DDDDDD ...Wow, I'm tired. DDDDDD8

[The Dragon]

Then go to sleep. I'll watch your computer for you.

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[Torus Ragnarok]

Mmm, fresh as a daisy.

Your polls are trippy. I love them. rofl

[The Dragon]

I always have to come up with good polls.

∞

[TARDIS Traveler]

Yay, I'm a dandelion.

I'm also a lover, not a fighter, on the Light and not the Dark, and I don't do windows.

So I won't be in the army ... maybe watch from the sidelines and cheer for support?