Bumping for plat +DAILY

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Total Votes:			[ 29 ]

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[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.

[InsomniacQueen]

18. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An im-pasta.

19. Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.

20. Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

21. Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)

22. Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me.

23. Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle?

A: He was a big dill!

24. Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

25. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: He was peeling really bad.

26. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?

A: Jalapeno business!

27. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?

A: To see butter-fly.