why should i donate to your quest???

[Yeata Zi]

If you donate to my quest (to buy a shell pack)....

I won't plunge into a deep depression forceing me to eat my comfort food-- lard covered potato products-- there by turning me into a round, plump girl. When my boy friend breaks up with me, because I am too fat, I would cry, and eat more lard, turning into a plump sphere of human flesh. One day, as I climb the hill to my house, I would trip and be so lardishly plump that I would roll all the way down the hill and into the next town before a kind gentleman would park his 16-wheel truck in the way of my rolling to cut down on the loss of life caused by the Indiana Jones-like boulder my body had taken shape in. The police would come arrest me because of involuntary man-slaughter, but because I would be freakishly fat I wouldn't be sitting around the prison cell...... I'd be really sitting AROUND the prison cell. But luckilly, I could hire a descent lawyer, and get out. Then, Guiness World Records would send me a letter, telling me I am the fattest woman on earth. I would plunge deeper into depression (because I would be so fat), and turn to cannibalism. (You can only eat so much lard covered potato products before turning to cannibalism... it's a proven fact). When I start eating people I realize, I should eat, and eat endangered species too. I mean, who cares about endangered species anyway?

So donate to me to save the cute fuzzy, endangered panda bears from extinction... as well as the whales... or whatever wildlife creature is your cup of tea..... or in my future gigantuam belly.

[Zurger King]

I want item thats not really on gaia, a picket sign that say's "I (heart) mother" because i want everyone to know what i think. Because I want to be able to run through towns holding that sign, fealing proud.

[0Jackie0]

-you should donate to me because i really need gold for my quest and i really need stuff im new and no one has donated anything to me

[GuardianAmy]

You should give me a flower. o.o Well you never said it had to be expensive X3

[Navlys]

because i'm questing a nitemare scarf and i'm broke! >.<

if i donate $60 a month, sell some of my letters and let the rest inflate i should be able to get one in about uhh.....10 months... crying

help me shorten the time it will tak m to get my nitemare scarf? sweatdrop

[ilafatyu]

You should donate because I would be happy, and therefore not sad, which would increase darknrgy.
That and it would be nice of you.

[[ Scene Kid ]]

I think you should donate because I was banned for being donated botted gold and I am working hard to get all my items back

Thus far I have gotten back 2 o4's/all o5's/all o6's/all o7's.

Thats why you should help me n.n

EDIT: if you talk with the mods anytime soon see if you can get my account back because I lost 12.7 million and its probably inflated to about 20+ million. : /

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[iFurry]

I think i should get stuf cause i won someone 4mil once XD

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