::Teh World of -SME-:: [Chat, bump, get gold.]

So...can you think of anything to add to my avatar?

YESH!	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Nope.	40.0%	[ 2 ]
Yeah...duh.	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Sure I can, but what makes you think I'll tell you?	0.0%	[ 0 ]
I'm just here for the gold (poll whore option).	20.0%	[ 1 ]
Sure! I'll TekTek you right away! <3	20.0%	[ 1 ]
It isnt speld avatar! its avi!!111!?!111...	20.0%	[ 1 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5 ]

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

WELCOME
TO TEH WORLD OF
-SME-

This is my new home, for all other places don't quite suit me.

Anyway, feel free to look around.
Please follow the rules.
Enjoy the games.
Help me out.
I'll maybe help you out.

-SME-

::ToC::

.You are here.
.Rules.
.Lerved/Hated.
.Quests.
.Charities.
.Art Requests.
.Affiliates.
.Priceless Quotage.
.Lucky Break.
.Bumpers.
.The Grand Bump.
.Timeline of Importance.
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[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::RULES::
[Honestly, I don't understand why these are really necessary.]

1: Type in a manner that can be understood. Please. :1
2: Don't be a jerk. :2
3: Listen to me. It will make life easy. I'll be nice if you are. :3
4: Don't beg me and don't harrass eachother! :4
5: Try and keep your cussing to a minimum. I understand using it properly, but don't be stupid. :5
6: I guess the general idea here is...Don't. Be. Stupid. Thank you. :6
7: Please remember that I am only one person. If I don't see something you posted to me, PM me and let me know where. :7
8: Don't just PM me saying, "Give me gold please." It doesn't work that way. Ask me here...after you've chatted or something. :8
9: I reserve the right to add more rules later. :9

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

:: <3 ::
[You want to be here.]
heart Mai_Matsuko heart

:: </3 ::
[You don't want to be here.]

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Quests::

So...I have no quest.
I can't figure out what would be a good addition to my lovely avatar.
If you tektek me or just think of something that might look good, post it.
If I think that it's pretty good, I'll add it here and work toward it.

Present Quests
[none]

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Charities::

This is the land of "Charities-to-be".
I will be donating gold as I can to those who seem to need it most.
I will also be accepting donations of gold or items to help with this.
No, I will not be hoarding gold and items to keep for myself.
Like I said above, my avatar is basically done.
I just want to be able to give to others.
I will have contests going on to give gold out, but feel free to donate to help me out.
The more I have, the more I can give.
None are required of course.
Thanks.

TO -SME-

FROM -SME-
-WaitingOnAMiracle: 500 tickets-

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Art Requests::

For those artistically inclined Gaians out there, here's a fun little place for you.
You can get some gold if I like it enough.
<3
Also, if you would like, I will put a link to your art shop in this post.
Please read below for details.
...ANYway...
I'm looking for three things here.

1) Avi-Art for my journal. Nothing specific about it. Just my avatar. (1
2) A banner for this place. Can't have a world without a banner, right? (2
3) A new signature/mini banner for this place. Something I and others like me can put in our signatures to advertise the World of -SME-. (3

Arts

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Affiliates::
Check these places out.

Arts

Quests

Charities

Other

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

:~:Priceless Quotage:~:
Here, you shall find those off-the-wall, random, insane, and overall amazing quotes that always happen in threads like these.
Horray for those amazing souls that end up here.
Eternally, praise shall belong to you.
<3

Mai_Matsuko

Instant -SME- avatar completion: Just add water.

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Lucky Break::

Have some fun.
Roll the dice.
Get a number ending in 13 and you win.
Prizes are as stated below.

20 10-sided dice:
get 1,000 gold.

20 12-sided dice:
get 2,000 gold.

20 20-sided dice:
get 4,000 gold.

20 100-sided dice:
get 6,000 gold.

Prices will go up as donations are given.
PM me with the page number if you win.
I will send the trade.

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Bumpers::

Those who have proven themselves truely worthy of the title.
[20+ bumps]

I will have varying contests with this.
Look back to this post for more info later on.

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::The Grand Bump::
I've noticed, while looking around and bumping other people's threads, that there are some pretty amazing bumps going on.
Motion.
Glitter.
Glam.
Just straight out awesomeness.
So...I decided to do this.
I will be holding a contest to see who has The Grand Bump.

The rules are simple.
Bump with it.
PM me with the page number and the url for the bump.
Send a donation if you'd like.
[donations will not help you win]

If you are dubbed The Grand Bump, you will be put in The Grand Bump Hall of Fame and rewarded 2,500 in gold.

The price will go up as donations are given.
Thanks and good luck.

The Grand Bump Contestants

The Grand Bump Hall of Fame

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

::Timeline of Importance::

Tuesday, May 6th
Grand Opening!

[Silent_Melancholy_Enigma]

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