EPILEPTIC TREE
Snappy title: We are all a figment of Boyan's imagination
Evidence: Boyan is the celestial oracle. SOMEONE entrusted him with control over the sun and the moon. No one in their right mind would do this unless he simply imagined them there in the first place to play with. He is also in a perpetual dreamy state, much like a child watching an antfarm....except this antfarm happens to exist in his mind. And its name is The Universe. Occasionally, we bore Boyan, and he gets tired of watching all the ants march in their perfect tunnels in their orderly fashion so he gives his antfarm a shake.
Suddenly Porcelain are appearing in Gaia (clothing optional as it amuses him), an unnamed noble in The Golden World gives birth to a baby with hooves, and all of the honeybees on earth say "screw you guys, we're goin' home" and board a ship for their home planet. Boyan is amused by this....Boyan even takes it a step further by imagining himself inside the antfarm, running down to the queen's chamber with handfuls of mud to draw Pikachu on the walls.
We all live in fear of The Rapture. It is named such because this is what Boyan will be filled with when he discovers the single thing he bows to as his own god - a soap-scented squeakyduck. On this dreaded day of days, he will forget his antfarm. And we will blip out of existence forever. We can only continue to hope that The Duck is but a thing of myth
Conclusion: .....wtf did I just write?
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