Your Little Phony rolled 1 100-sided dice:
61
Total: 61 (1-100)
Your Little Phony
IT'S A BIRD - IT'S A -
Since Phonyland is a cheap Chinese knock-off (literally, we're Chinese) theme park,
we don't know much about Thanksgiving - but if there's an occasion to eat something,
you can be sure we're gonna be cookin'! (Don't make this joke elsewhere OK? OK.)
While preparing a feast, we're all running around like headless....turkeys........
and in the midst of the chaos, our featured roast has escaped!
CATCH MR. T!!! (....it stands for.........Thanksgiving?)
And if you do, BEG FOR CLEMENCY!
The luckiest and most convincing captor will gain Mr. T's eternal thanks -
and become Mr. T's new owner!
Simply roll a D100 while posting the form below in-thread - each person may only roll once:
And if your number matches 61, the number rolled on this post,
then beg us to pardon Mr. T by editing the following into your post:
This contest ends in 24 hours from this post, so make sure you roll and beg before then, and most of all, have fun!
Happy Eating Day!
. FAQ .
What happens if several people roll the right number?
That's what the clemency plea is for! If that happens, we'll judge the answers for a winner!
What happens if no one rolls the right number?
The closest(s) number will be called to make a case.
Is Mr. T a...?
Well, if it looks like a duck -
Since Phonyland is a cheap Chinese knock-off (literally, we're Chinese) theme park,
we don't know much about Thanksgiving - but if there's an occasion to eat something,
you can be sure we're gonna be cookin'! (Don't make this joke elsewhere OK? OK.)
While preparing a feast, we're all running around like headless....turkeys........
and in the midst of the chaos, our featured roast has escaped!
CATCH MR. T!!! (....it stands for.........Thanksgiving?)
And if you do, BEG FOR CLEMENCY!
The luckiest and most convincing captor will gain Mr. T's eternal thanks -
and become Mr. T's new owner!
Simply roll a D100 while posting the form below in-thread - each person may only roll once:
[size=20][b][color=darkred]I PITY THE FOOL![/color][/b][/size]
And if your number matches 61, the number rolled on this post,
then beg us to pardon Mr. T by editing the following into your post:
[size=18][color=goldenrod][b]PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MR. T![/b][/color][/size]
[ insert a brief, but compelling argument for pardoning Mr. T ]
[ insert a brief, but compelling argument for pardoning Mr. T ]
This contest ends in 24 hours from this post, so make sure you roll and beg before then, and most of all, have fun!
Happy Eating Day!
. FAQ .
What happens if several people roll the right number?
That's what the clemency plea is for! If that happens, we'll judge the answers for a winner!
What happens if no one rolls the right number?
The closest(s) number will be called to make a case.
Is Mr. T a...?
Well, if it looks like a duck -
