SUKKU YOU JACKED MY POST evil
[Just in case: scream dramallama wahmbulance ]
Since I'm the Crawling Chaos aka Nyarlathotep it's my turn to write up the results.
[Actually it's just because I'm hilarious rite]
Another Christmas has gone by, which means that another HyTech event must end. Oh the woe! How could we come to the end of this brilliance of commercialism and the bright lights of capitalism this globally significant holiday?!?! How could our event rely on such a pithy thing as time-zones?!?! Well we all must have deadlines somehow. So -
Kristmas Kraken
When in Kristmas with a K we konsulted the kosmos on Random.org and kinda sacrificed a khicken [okay that doesn't work] to get a One True Result (TM) and the OTR is quite horrifyingly....
AnimeEyeshime.
This is some sikk stuff, kosmos.
But Kthulhu fhtagn, and ::is threatened by giant tentacles:: Cthulhu apprently fhtagned an unprecedented number of tickets, which are quite obskene, and thank you all for your kind donations to our Salvation Sleevies. Raffle rewards aren't as time-sensitive [although I am sure they expire next year; such is the way of Salvation] so if you've got the right amount of tickets to redeem fun stuff from that aren't already, please let us know very, very soon.
By the way if you enjoyed the raffle rewards, do let us know here. We thought it'd be nice for those who didn't win the raffle to have some fun prizes anyway, and that was indeed the actual intention, not go and buy tickets if you want that banketstaaf and that magah bird. lol If we did what we hoped, we'll try to do so again for all future raffles.
Naughty and Nice Inquisition
Next! As you know, the SSes are up and I just want to quote the handy stats guide in front:
. Inquisitions Delivered .
Life in Mono : [ 158 ] Orders
Christmas Past : [ 129 ] Orders
'Tis the Season : [ 96 ] Orders
Vision Sugar Plum : [ 126 ] Orders
Drunk on Eggnog : [ 150 ] Orders
Custom Colour Special : [ 88 ] Orders
TOTAL : [ 747 ] Orders
This is madness!! This is, for one, about 200 grams more than last year, and I'm glad that most of the orders went without a hitch. Thank you for the orders, your kind cooperation and it was of course our pleasure to help you spread some of the joy this Christmas. The Lytes are very pleased to be valued and will not relent in the snow and coal-throwing. Please enjoy and patronise again next Christmas! 8D
Spiced Lait de Chevre
There weren't many applications for this dandy little fella, but what there were are bloody amazing. We hope you'll agree that the prompt was great fun, and reading through them again just gave me a nice, weird sort of grin. But down to the line, I'm 1.5hrs late, so the goat's milk eggnog winner is Rabid Ice Weasel!
Again, entries are brill. I hope you had as much joy writing them as you gave us reading them. smile
Christmas Blytes
A bunch of hella-weird things to wade through again! Since there were more than 20 entrants two Blytes were chosen, and the next weird members of our strange family are going to be:
1. NaomiNaomi's Chevre Truffles x Nautilus Girl
2. M's Chocolate Christmas Cake x Happy Hyena Boy
Again, we hope you had as much fun thinking Haha let's blow their minds as we did thinking bzswut! Since the Blytes seem to be going well we'll see where we can continue including them.
And the Post-Review...
This is the Belle line: If you didn't win, don't fret and hold on. The Christmas raffle is the easiest to get over because our next batch sales is coming up at the end of January. That's not too bad, eh? Plenty of chances there. There're lots of things to still enjoy, like the raffle rewards, or the loads of Lytes you probably got. wink So just sit back, relax, be happy for the rest of December and all the best for the new year. We hope to see you again when that comes, Merry Christmas* and good night.
*I don't care if it's over, it sounds good.
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