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OMG lol 'Gen I didn't know you hung out in Life Issues too xDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Definitely just wandered across a thread with j00h in it*

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Oh noes I've been caught. I started going there for laughs and ended up being mildly kind to the people there... I do troll a little though D:

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Yurr, I considered being trolly in there a couple times, but then I just take all that out in being shitty to the people who whine, and stuff xDDDDDDDD I R SORT OF PRODUCTIVE!

Some of the issues in there are really hilarious though. xD

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I love the twilight fan girls that try to sculpt their boyfriends into Edward, seriously why would anyone want to date someone like that character? You'd end up trying to smash your face in with frustration.

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Those are hilarious xDD "IS IT OKAY THAT I'M CALLING MY BOYFRIEND EDWARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! D= D= D= D="

gonk OMG NO!

Oh but the people who start arguing about Twilight and Twifags are funny too xDDD "DOFIDAFPJDAOIPJ TWIFAGS GTFO GAIA. NAONAONAO."

It's sooooooooo bad. @______@

I think my favorite ones are the ones that go "So I had sex today without protection. Can I get pregnant and/or get an STD?!?!?!"

xDDD

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"Don't troll me"
You're 14 and had sex without any protection, it's almost my right to troll you!!

Seriously is Sex Ed that bad in some places? I mean over here it was really intensive to the extent that we were putting condoms on incredibly exact p***s models and learning pretty much everything out every STD.

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Yarly xDD We didn't even have to have Sex Ed. here. The teacher held up a packet of Yaz and was like "SO WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS IS FOR?!"

xDD The people that say they didn't have Sex Ed. are either BSing or didn't listen... Or both. gonk There was one a little while back with a fifteen year old who let her boyfriend play BSDM with her xDDD

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I think the Sex Ed I had was almost too intensive, to the extent of being scarring, especially since my friend's mum did it because she's a community nurse D:

Oh jeez I missed that, sounds like pure gold!

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Whoaaaa. o.O;; Well THAT makes for an... Interesting class. xD But at least you know what you're doing! >3

It definitely was xDDD I asked her why she didn't demand he put on a condom and she was like "Well... I wanted to be tied up and we wanted to experiment you know.... You get where I'm going with this?"

"No gonk Being tied up does not mean he can rape you condom-less-ly! X.o"

The guy never wore condoms either... And he was sexually active at thirteen... Scary thoughts!

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Why are people having sex at thirteen!? I mean seriously, at 13 I was amazingly immature and couldn't even comprehend the idea of sex - then again I was a late bloomer...

There's a thread in there at the moment about a guy (who's 15) that decided to have oral sex/a**l sex and a lot of p***s touching with a sketchy drug dealer was a clever idea, LI at its best.

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I knowww gonk I was still obsessively being a hermit and playing Sonic back then xDDDDDDDDD

I SAW THAT. I desperately wanted to comment on it but I knew that I'd just be mean so I stopped myself xDD There was a thread a while back about this fifteen year old who sold his body online and got 48 bucks for oral and a**l xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. It was great 'cause everyone said he sold himself short xD <3

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Hahaha that's brilliant!

I had to bite my tongue on that thread too, I wanted to write "Congratulations" to the rape victim that brought it up just to be a victim/make some sort of point to Spiral... I have a habit of taking this too far D:

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Yeeeah it was great xDD Urg, I saw that too, almost gagged and then I started laughing xDDD. Dooooooon't worry, I have the same habit xDDDD That forum brings out the worst in people x.o;;

Or well.

Aside from the GD that is xD

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GD is Gaia's own little hell pit.

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Yeah.

I used to lurk there.

I rarely posted though.

Because everything I posted could be argued over xDDDDDDDDDDD

I got reeeeeeeally bored after that and decided it'd be fun to take a break and go to Life Issues... And then I got addicted to the funny problems xDD