.:Lu-Bu:. OOC thread (Answered)

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Paging Dr.Peppa. Code Blue in the ER! Paging Dr.Peppa. Code Stat! ninja *snickers*

[Peppa Clause]

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Paging Dr.Peppa. Code Blue in the ER! Paging Dr.Peppa. Code Stat! ninja *snickers*

*Slow motion running while he straps his latex gloves on tighter, instead of other body parts-his bunny ears bouncing with every step*

I'm too late. crying

[Peppa Clause]

Sieg ecstuffuan

((Ok guys, we either need to move this to the OOc section or start some more IC.))
((Good idea...

Xinyi quan singlets too

Angeling

JKD

No idea what any of that is.

[Sieg ecstuffuan]

Peppa Clause

Sieg ecstuffuan

((Ok guys, we either need to move this to the OOc section or start some more IC.))
((Good idea...

Xinyi quan singlets too

Angeling

JKD

No idea what any of that is.

Xinyi quan is a very offensive form of traditional chinese martial arts which use 5 elemental forms, 5 animal forms and a pounding, driving, screwing, etc...hands...the art from what I seems is a continous onslaught of strong and devestating attacks - leaving no room to counter.

JKD - jeet kune do

singlets -

I could have given you a picture of males in them, but I thought Id ease you in slowly.

angeling - a wrestling move that due to its erotic posture is very embarrasing and at the same time painful. I did it on someone in an rp fight once, I believe it was Rhys rein(moon)

[Peppa Clause]

Sieg ecstuffuan

Xinyi quan is a very offensive form of traditional chinese martial arts which use 5 elemental forms, 5 animal forms and a pounding, driving, screwing, etc...hands...the art from what I seems is a continous onslaught of strong and devestating attacks - leaving no room to counter.

JKD - jeet kune do

singlets -

I could have given you a picture of males in them, but I thought Id ease you in slowly.

angeling - a wrestling move that due to its erotic posture is very embarrasing and at the same time painful. I did it on someone in an rp fight once, I believe it was Rhys rein(moon)

O_O I must research this Xinyi Quan

You know any of it?

Singlets, Ack. Wont do Peppa's package justice.

Angeling....reminds me of a technique Jedda did, thousand years of pain or something-stuck a energy orb up you'r a**s.

JKD-I feel like a tard now.

[Show me the CarFox]

I dont know why Sieg doesnt like traditional chinese forms/styles. Theyre awesome.

[Sieg ecstuffuan]

Peppa Clause

Sieg ecstuffuan

Xinyi quan is a very offensive form of traditional chinese martial arts which use 5 elemental forms, 5 animal forms and a pounding, driving, screwing, etc...hands...the art from what I seems is a continous onslaught of strong and devestating attacks - leaving no room to counter.

JKD - jeet kune do

singlets -

I could have given you a picture of males in them, but I thought Id ease you in slowly.

angeling - a wrestling move that due to its erotic posture is very embarrasing and at the same time painful. I did it on someone in an rp fight once, I believe it was Rhys rein(moon)

O_O I must research this Xinyi Quan

You know any of it?

Singlets, Ack. Wont do Peppa's package justice.

Angeling....reminds me of a technique Jedda did, thousand years of pain or something-stuck a energy orb up you'r a**s.

JKD-I feel like a tard now.

angeling - naruto...but energy balls...even better...I got to do that to someone.

singlets - If Id participate, Id give Sieg one...to show his large manly bulge. All female participants must wear singlets...JK...

Xinyi quan - Ertai seems to know it pretty well...but like anything with him, to get him to help you out you must sell your characters soul and get your character to give him head.

C - I like traditional forms in kung fu movies, Drunken boxing I like but I only use it for fun, its not really effective unless Im rping it to make it so. Wing chun, everybody in the modern martial arts hates it and calls it bullshit but if you take certain things from it...its awesome...

I mean, the thing about it is C. is that...If traditional forms were effective, they arent any more due to the destruction placed on them by the communist chinese government and the destruction given to them by bad teachers.

They may have worked at one time, but these days they just dont. Hebi(snake) quan, must have had something to it at one point but due to it being mangled by bad teachers and bad cross training invironments...it doesnt work in the modern MMA scene.

I theorize that the shaolins form of martial arts in actual combat looked like a combination of shan shou and chinese wrestling...but they used thoughs weird looking forms to practice balance and posture. They didnt have exact styles related to the five animals, I believe instead they represented certain martial stratagies, that may have changed the stance slightly...

Things like drunken boxing, was probrably just something that was made by some drunk san shou type martial arts master, and figured out that people coudnt really tell what he was doing when he fought drunk and that he coudnt feel pain.

Though we all know the wushu representation of drunken boxing cannot be done drunk.

[Peppa Clause]

Sieg ecstuffuan

angeling - naruto...but energy balls...even better...I got to do that to someone.

singlets - If Id participate, Id give Sieg one...to show his large manly bulge. All female participants must wear singlets...JK...

Xinyi quan - Ertai seems to know it pretty well...but like anything with him, to get him to help you out you must sell your characters soul and get your character to give him head.

C - I like traditional forms in kung fu movies, Drunken boxing I like but I only use it for fun, its not really effective unless Im rping it to make it so. Wing chun, everybody in the modern martial arts hates it and calls it bullshit but if you take certain things from it...its awesome...

I mean, the thing about it is C. is that...If traditional forms were effective, they arent any more due to the destruction placed on them by the communist chinese government and the destruction given to them by bad teachers.

They may have worked at one time, but these days they just dont. Hebi(snake) quan, must have had something to it at one point but due to it being mangled by bad teachers and bad cross training invironments...it doesnt work in the modern MMA scene.

I theorize that the shaolins form of martial arts in actual combat looked like a combination of shan shou and chinese wrestling...but they used thoughs weird looking forms to practice balance and posture. They didnt have exact styles related to the five animals, I believe instead they represented certain martial stratagies, that may have changed the stance slightly...

Things like drunken boxing, was probrably just something that was made by some drunk san shou type martial arts master, and figured out that people coudnt really tell what he was doing when he fought drunk and that he coudnt feel pain.

Though we all know the wushu representation of drunken boxing cannot be done drunk.

It was funny as hell back than.

Man peppa's package would be a big bulge if the females wore them too. Hey he ain't invincible to the fine women in gaia.

Xinyi Quan, sounds like a fair trade.

[[Na no da]]

Oh god it's the singlets....O.O.....

Imp: WTH?

~Stumbles in~

[Sieg ecstuffuan]

[Na no da]

Oh god it's the singlets....O.O.....

Imp: WTH?

~Stumbles in~

*Wanks to thoughts of ray in singlet*

JK...

Ray knows what wearing a singlets like...

Dont tell me you dont feel sexy,

Caus I sure as hell did.

[Peppa Clause]

Sieg ecstuffuan

[Na no da]

Oh god it's the singlets....O.O.....

Imp: WTH?

~Stumbles in~

*Wanks to thoughts of ray in singlet*

JK...

Ray knows what wearing a singlets like...

Dont tell me you dont feel sexy,

Caus I sure as hell did.

Screw it i'm still wanking.

[Show me the CarFox]

Sieg ecstuffuan

C - I like traditional forms in kung fu movies, Drunken boxing I like but I only use it for fun, its not really effective unless Im rping it to make it so. Wing chun, everybody in the modern martial arts hates it and calls it bullshit but if you take certain things from it...its awesome...

I mean, the thing about it is C. is that...If traditional forms were effective, they arent any more due to the destruction placed on them by the communist chinese government and the destruction given to them by bad teachers.

They may have worked at one time, but these days they just dont. Hebi(snake) quan, must have had something to it at one point but due to it being mangled by bad teachers and bad cross training invironments...it doesnt work in the modern MMA scene.

I theorize that the shaolins form of martial arts in actual combat looked like a combination of shan shou and chinese wrestling...but they used thoughs weird looking forms to practice balance and posture. They didnt have exact styles related to the five animals, I believe instead they represented certain martial stratagies, that may have changed the stance slightly...

Things like drunken boxing, was probrably just something that was made by some drunk san shou type martial arts master, and figured out that people coudnt really tell what he was doing when he fought drunk and that he coudnt feel pain.

Though we all know the wushu representation of drunken boxing cannot be done drunk.

I guess times do changes. Teachings of traditional chinese forms are lacking so i think thats one of the main reason its poorly used in combat sports today...

Or maybe it was Bruce's fault lol. Nobody came with the concept of MMA before Bruce. Bruce came in with JKD and created MMA's, and bang! MMA is the biggest art/form today.

In my opinion, its not that the traditional forms arent effective against MMA. You just have to know your s**t. Hell im sure a pretty sure a kung fu guy can kick a MMA'tist with Wing Chun. He just have to be really good and know what he or she is doing.

[[Na no da]]

XD

Oh geez.

I'm just happy that our singlets are black with red in em'.

Better then blue and red.

~nods~

If I didn't know what a singlet is, or what it felt like.

I wouldn't be a wrestler.

Funny fact.

Even Imp' tried out for wrestling <3

[Sieg ecstuffuan]

C. Fox

Sieg ecstuffuan

C - I like traditional forms in kung fu movies, Drunken boxing I like but I only use it for fun, its not really effective unless Im rping it to make it so. Wing chun, everybody in the modern martial arts hates it and calls it bullshit but if you take certain things from it...its awesome...

I mean, the thing about it is C. is that...If traditional forms were effective, they arent any more due to the destruction placed on them by the communist chinese government and the destruction given to them by bad teachers.

They may have worked at one time, but these days they just dont. Hebi(snake) quan, must have had something to it at one point but due to it being mangled by bad teachers and bad cross training invironments...it doesnt work in the modern MMA scene.

I theorize that the shaolins form of martial arts in actual combat looked like a combination of shan shou and chinese wrestling...but they used thoughs weird looking forms to practice balance and posture. They didnt have exact styles related to the five animals, I believe instead they represented certain martial stratagies, that may have changed the stance slightly...

Things like drunken boxing, was probrably just something that was made by some drunk san shou type martial arts master, and figured out that people coudnt really tell what he was doing when he fought drunk and that he coudnt feel pain.

Though we all know the wushu representation of drunken boxing cannot be done drunk.

I guess times do changes. Teachings of traditional chinese forms are lacking so i think thats one of the main reason its poorly used in combat sports today...

Or maybe it was Bruce's fault lol. Nobody came with the concept of MMA before Bruce. Bruce came in with JKD and created MMA's, and bang! MMA is the biggest art/form today.

In my opinion, its not that the traditional forms arent effective against MMA. You just have to know your s**t. Hell im sure a pretty sure a kung fu guy can kick a MMA'tist with Wing Chun. He just have to be really good and know what he or she is doing.

Actualy the concept of JKD was made long before bruce...musashi miyamoto had it in the book of five rings in the book of void. He even theorized cross training, which is MMA.

there are kung fu guys who can beat MMA guys with stuff...

Im sure if you mixed, chinese wrestling, san shou, and wing chun for more pwoerful hits...he would own in MMA

but one of the things that got chinese traditional arts was that, people are too much of elitist to cross train these days. We cant even get aikido in the MMA cage because A. Aikido ka cant fight in MMA due to the no small joint manipulation rule...and B. There arent really any videotaped street fights because aikido-ka avoid fighting all together.

From knowing noire, Im sure there is something to aikido...

The thing about wing chun is, it cant handle grappling. Go to

Bullshido.com

There is a huge war going on between Winch chun TMA'ers and MMA'ers...

Recently a video was released of a wing chun guy beating a wrestler but people are calling it bullshido(bullshit in martial arts) because the wreslter sucked(I watched it, the wrestlers 'shot' was horrible').

So until

traditional chinese martial arts start cross training with

BJJ, muay thai, wrestling, sambo, kyokushin, MMA guys...

Traditional forms cant develop.

Ray: How did she do? Better than me I bet...

[[Na no da]]

She did good. ^^

But I think she would had-had problems with fitting into the singlet...

What with her tifa boobs and all.

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