Heaven or Hell 2008 - Go to the guild

[Deicide 5]

D:

My country doesn't really endorse violence, or violent ways of dealing with criminals. Well, not after they're arrested at least... It's bad, and mean, and chances are you'll go to jail for breaking a mugger's arm. If I had it my way, society would be stricter... but... I don't know. People just don't seem ready for it, and I don't want to end up getting shot for trying to take over the government.

Silly Canada.

[Savoki Sanoci]

How's everyone?

[themightyjello]

Chaplain Fenix

If you don't want to hurt them, just give them your wallet and run.

If you don't want to hurt them, just ignore them and keep walking. If the guy keeps making threats, just remind him how bad prison a**l rapes can get.

If that doesn't work, follow it up with a statement of how much being shot/stabbed would really ruin your day and a promise that if it happens you will dedicate the last few moments of your life to beating them with a rock until you bleed out and die.

[Michael Noire]

Frankly, you can easily kill someone with aikido. You can easily break their wrists, their arms, cause them to scream, snap necks, cause paralysis, and so forth. These lessons typically take a week or three. I remember the notorious "head throw" - the guy from Bulgaria looked at the sensei like he was kidding "be very careful with this one..."

the skill is in not killing your opponent, not dying when being used as a demo tool, and surviving multiple opponents... - and shikko. ******** shikko... stressed scream

[Fengrading]

Wow. Canada is silly.

I guess that does put you in a pretty ******** up place. Buy some pepper spray. That will ******** people up real bad without causing permanent damage.

[Peppa Clause]

themightyjello

@ Peppa:

1. The rock has no code of conduct.

2. The rock wouldn't let you borrow it.

3. Concussions fix everything.

1. Damn anarachist rocks.

2. Damn greedy Rocks.

3. I <3 rocks.



@Fenix~

Mayn I've been pepper bombed in a concert.

Not fun.

I forgot how to breathe D=<




Edit:

@Noire-

Flimsy human bodies D=<

[Deicide 5]

It's ok, we have safe injection sites for heroin addicts now.

We're such good people.

heart

[Deicide 5]

<3

I can honestly say, I've never wanted to bomb a building in my life as much as this one.

[Fengrading]

What the ********, Canada?

That's not even in Quebec. There's no excuse.

[themightyjello]

Chaplain Fenix

What the ********, Canada?

It's gotta be the French influence.

What the ********, France?

[The Charred Satyr]

I've got relatives in both of those places (not the Heroin place, but you get what I mean) so imagine how I feel.

[themightyjello]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Peppa Clause]

Magikarp KB

<3

I can honestly say, I've never wanted to bomb a building in my life as much as this one.

I'm amazed.

[Michael Noire]

Magikarp KB

<3

I can honestly say, I've never wanted to bomb a building in my life as much as this one.

uh oh another gaia wackjob, report for injection...

[Deicide 5]

It's driving me insane, seriously. In my town, most of the people, almost all the young people, seem to think its ok to smoke pot regularly, fund the drug trade, or have a grow-op in their house. Most people think 'pot calms you down' and it 'makes people too lazy to commit crime' and, best of all 'that it is healthy, and not a gateway drug at all'.

Then, on the flipside, I live in a Bible Belt. Anyone who opposes drugs and prostitution in my town is generally trying to shove God down your throat. Some of these people I swear are on drugs, because instead of 'normal church' we've got all the flopping on the ground, babbling, crazy church fanatics.

Somewhere out there, there are politicians waiting to retire in rural, rich areas. Bastards.

Innnnnsaaaaane.

Like, throttle people insane. Like, beat a drug-dealer to death with an iron pipe insane, like, wish I could reincarnate Hitler and let him take over the province for a month or two, insane.

/bitching