@Sepet Nairda: Oh, that sounds very stressful indeed. Definately not pleasant on the first day. Just keep on top of it all, and by that I mean, no sleeping or having a social life.
Haha, I jest. I am convinced you shall do just dandy. I wish you the best of luck.
As for the art spot, however, I must sadly say I do not have enough funds. So please, you musn't feel obliged or anything of the sort to give it to me. I shall just hang about until I am able to afford it. If that is all right with you, of course.
@Elmihy: I am surprised, to say the very least. Hm. No, they are not very entertaining. As I sit here, struggling to remember a good one, I can not even remember one I myself still find amusing. Unless of course...
Well, there was this time, my employer caught me (during my lunch hour, mind) actually playing with two carrots. As though they were a child's doll or something of the sort, talking to each other. I am very embarrassed typing this, haha. She gave me an extremely quizzical look, and I dropped those carrots quick smart onto the desk and smiled awkwardly at her. To make matters worse, she also noticed my plastic lunchbox with cartoon characters on the top of it. Thankfully, for the other workers and myself, she failed to see that one of those carrots had her face drawn onto it with marker. She would have been able to tell it was her. One does not see many women with moustaches.