o . o
I'm guessing theres also a hidden machete or something too, isn't there?
x3
~Takes vial and looks at it~
@_@
I can see the future!
~Drinks the strange potion and throws the vial down at some random person below~
I think we should have enough fuel...
~Engine starts sputtering~
OoO
Uh oh...
I think thats also cardboard fuel...
I can't see why you'd want to live here.
Billboards reach past the tallest buildings.
nooo!! not cardboard fuel!!
*frantically starts blowing air from her mouth into the balloon as the balloon slowly starts losing speed*
why did we buy cardboard fuel?! i knew that balloon dealer was a phony!!
oh, and by the way, yes, i have a machete, a roll of ultra-soft toilet paper, a rubber duck, and a week's supply of peanut butter sandwiches in my panties as well. OuO
You can't swim in a town this shallow
- you will most assuredly drown tomorrow.
"Those are some magic panties you have there Pinkie." David says as Ayame floats them over to the balloon. "Reminds me of the Babe." David continues. "What babe?" Ayame asks. "The babe with the power." He replies as Ayame lands them in the balloon.
David shouted, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Thanks for the lift, Ayame.
*gives a saucy wink*
Pinkies grabs Ayame and David with a frantic grip and starts shouting, OH MY GOD, WHY DID YOU CLIMB INTO THIS CARDBOARD DEATH TRAP?! WE ARE FALLING OUT OF THE AIR AT A RAPID PACE!
*points at the ground below, which was quickly looking larger*
Oh, look! It's a GODZILLA kitty!!
....
OH CRAP. WE'RE GONNA DIE FER SURE now.
Wow, that kitty sure was fierce.
Now, what should we do with the balloon? I don't think the dealer will want it back now that the kitty did this to it...
*points at the holes and large clumps of cat hair stuck to the balloon*
And... *looks around* Where in the name of the Goblin King are we?!
oh my goodness, you're right!!
I should have recognized this place.
But it's been so long since I've been here...
Everything looks kind of... different. Or is it just me?
*scratches head and looks around*
I can't see why you'd want to live here.
Billboards reach past the tallest buildings.
"oh... my... god!!!
is that... HOGGLE WEARING SPANDEX?!
D'X
ohhhhshiiiiit."
Pinkies gaped openmouthed at David. "How could you hide Elvis in here?! Everybody thinks he's dead!!
And look what he's done to the place! I can't imagine what he's done to your castle..."
You can't swim in a town this shallow
- you will most assuredly drown tomorrow.
I can't see why you'd want to live here.
Billboards reach past the tallest buildings.
Oh, no!! not your eyes!! *pours a random bucket of water onto Bean's head to stop the burning sensation created by the spandex *
is that better?
o u o
anyway...
*starts dragging the body of the granny off into a corner*
how will the villagers react when they realize the true king has returned? (sounds like the lion king. ehehe)
and can i borrow that shovel? *indicates the shovel in Elvis' hands*
heyy, wait... what are you doing with that shovel?!?!
o.O
You can't swim in a town this shallow
- you will most assuredly drown tomorrow.
"I knew there was something fishy about Elvis coming back from the dead!" Pinkies said as she grabbed Ayame and Bean and started running.
"Do you think David'll be able to defeat the evil Dlivs on his own?!"
*has an idea* "i know! let's look for Ludo. maybe he can-- speak of the devil."
Ludo was standing in front of them, looking utterly bamboozled and wearing some glittery spandex.