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[Baiyat]

It's more surprising when you find out in the last 8 years they've popped out a bunch of babies~~

/has a bunch of moms on friends list

And they all like birthing videos~~ It's SO GROSS SEEING A VAJAYJAY ON MY NEWS FEED

/cries

[the zookeepers boy]

Baiyat

It's more surprising when you find out in the last 8 years they've popped out a bunch of babies~~

/has a bunch of moms on friends list

And they all like birthing videos~~ It's SO GROSS SEEING A VAJAYJAY ON MY NEWS FEED

/cries

O________O
NEVER WOULD I EVER WANT TO SHARE MY v****a SPITTING OUT SOMETHING THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON
WITH ANYONE!!!!111

[Baiyat]

@zoo: lmmmmmfaaaaoooo rofl rofl

The imagery, it's so gross/hilarious

/will always imagine pregnant woman giving birth to watermelons

[the zookeepers boy]

watermelon babies c:

ehehe

[~Adriel Everin~]

Loooool wth. I agree, why would you post a vid of yourself giving birth on fb.... gonk

thank god I havent reached the age where friends would be getting married and having babies yet rofl

[Baiyat]

I guess it's a mom thing~

They must think it's beautiful or something eek

[the zookeepers boy]

maybe someday i will understand.
but forreal its cute how guys sometimes cry when they witness their wife/girlfriend giving birth
so cute ; w ;
its like for a second they are totally and completely in love with the woman, and i think thats beautifulllll

[Baiyat]

Tthe whole like... experience I think is really really cute~~ Like when the baby comes out and it starts screaming and the mom and dad start to cry and say "Oh, he/she's so beautiful". It tickles my heart~

But it's the filming it and sharing it on facebook with ALL of their friends, most of which they haven't spoken to in like... 10 years that's a bit eww

Bad enough that I haven't seen their face in 10 years, totally don't want to see their no no zone turn into a mini-human chute

/ewwwww


/stops talking about it

[the zookeepers boy]

yeah forreal

when i have a baby im going to tell my boyfriend where to stand lmaosjlfkjasdl
if he thinks hes standing in front of my v****a hes crazy

[Baiyat]

Gosh, the images I'm getting from this conversation I won't be able to forget for like... a week

Get out of my brain gonk

/imagines watermelons

[the zookeepers boy]

c:

[chucbby]

are any of the moms hot? dramallama

i hope my baby comes out a mutant so i can raise him as a marketable superhero and make bank off of commercials dramallama

and @ RO, come play maple with me and alice and other gaian people /we had a mostly gaian guild but it fell apart 1-2 months ago dramallama

[the zookeepers boy]

maplestory? o ^ o

[Baiyat]

No they are not hot!

Or maybe I'm just biased /ponder

You should market yourself as a superhero~ With your alien abilities you could take over the world under the premise of saving it! rofl

[chucbby]

zoo; yea o uo

/still plays it for some reason that i cant quite pin dramallama

jaq; hmm, i'll pass on the vids then lol dramallama

while selling my brand of cereal! /holds up box with my face on it